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80 posts by pistola

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How to get more dancers on the site

Real talk. A ‘private’ talk area isn’t going to do anything to attract dancers. What do dancers like? Money and gifts. So here are 3 simple thoughts: 1. Dancer club reviews. These should be separate…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 66

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Ever got a dancer unintentionally in trouble?

Happened to me once. Got a VIP dance at a club in the western Us. Club was known for high mileage but limited extras - maybe a covert hj or unzipped grinding. Sometimes more depending on dancer/shift/mgr…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 22

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How Young is Too Young?

Here is my opinion, if you're nearing or over 40, gals under 21 shouldn't be attractive to you. Unless they're fully done up and wearing clothes (pantsuit, classy sundress, etc.) hat make them look like a woman. Otherwise,…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 93

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What happens to a prostitute in a down economy?

https://youtu.be/MN9Lf_X0olI Happy new year. NSFW & enjoy.

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 4

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First time at a new club

Just wanted to see fellow mongers’ advice or input. First time at a club I: - Obvi read TUSCL reviews - Drive around the building’s area. Most places are in sketchy industrial areas so I like to see exactly what’s area undo…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 10

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Entry to the Dancer Lounge

So basically, all I gotta do is the next time I’m at the club, have a dancer hold up a TUSCL piece of paper with a number on it, I snap a pic, make a profile, use that pic to…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 9

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Lingerie Modeling

Anybody ever tried one of these? How does it work without getting ROed. Do they dance or is it just a brothel. This one in Tampa has some hot big tiddy gals on their IG https://www.instagram.com/geminilingeriemodeling/

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 9

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Game at the new club - this works

Gents, the next time you’re at a new club, excepting if you’re a regular, this will work for you to achieve maximum mileage with said dancer at lowest price, guaranteed. It’s the takeaway strategy employed by sales professionals such…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 6

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Nicole94 Porn

This you? https://pornnod.com/user/nicole94/

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 2

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@blahblahblah

Where u at now? Last I recall you were in Florida eating Publix chicken. Still in FL or have you moved around. Give us an update. :). And we wouldn’t blame you for stayin in Florida,…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Top 5 SC Cities

Besides TJ, but include if you must, what’s your opinion of the 5 best cities in the US for overall clubbing. I need to make a Miami/Pompano visit, but my list, some from reading and from experience would be: 1.…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 18

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Men are not misogynistic

We give credit where it is due. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephine_Cochrane I learned today that a woman invested the automated dishwasher, kudos. And ladies we salute you for such a brilliant idea as it allows you more time to concentrate on cooking a…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 8 2

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Can I have $5?

Few weeks ago I'm at the club waiting on a lady to back from the restroom. I'm approached by some gal who was sitting with a group of wannabe thugs. She asks me for $5, no hi, no…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 22

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Breaking into a locals club as a new local

Besides the system and two bits wannabe act and whatnot, let's say you mosey into a club, sit down and grab a beer... only to notice an hour later that the hot gals arent coming over because they're wrapped up…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 32

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LDK Shorts

Hell yeah just ordered these sleepwear shorts that have pockets and don't look super pervy. Can't wait to try them out! Bonus is they appear to be extras friendly with a buttoned front. https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/817W3LfoRJL._SX569_.jpg Holla with any good LDK wear recs.

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 13

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Nina

Please change your avatar to a butt shot. Shit like this matters on TUSCL. Thx

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 12

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Let's Make TUSCL talk great again!

1 Fuck ROBs 2 Fuck Stripperweb 3 Tell us about your PL problems like how how can't believe she doesn't have a bf so we can make fun of you 4 Trolls that aren't funny, don't feed 5 Let's talk about how to get…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 12

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Watching opening NFL game. Fire Al Michaels replace with Juice please

Title says it all. Al Michaels needs to go. Collinsworth can stay. But this is like listening to a corpse.

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 19

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Offended or no?

Riley Reid. White ghetto fab. Love her. She raps too. It's like an accident on the freeway where you slow down and want to drive by again. Offended or no? Ps the comment section…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 21

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The Heat Index (Idea for TUSCL)

I'd love to see a heat map feature. A trailing 30 and 90 day, one year overall, and total history score for cities. For example, you click Vegas, well all of Vegas and the surrounding clubs have an…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 5

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Types of Dancers

Cuddly Wuddly - Just wants to cuddle and talk and expects to be paid for hanging out BFF - take her to the VIP and she just tries to talk the whole time Air Dancer - no explanation necessary Alkie - Free drink…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 165

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Oldest Review Ever?

Found this review on google. It's for 2001 Odyssey in Tampa and was posted two months ago for an experience that happened in 1999. I think the owner response is quite hilarious. Posting as some of y'all…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 10

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Deja Vu

How do these stay in business? I've never had a good experience in multiple states? Girls are all lazy, ROBs or a combo. Am I missing something? Is this just a money laundering operation or something?…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 361 83

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ROB Trick

Not sure if yall wouldve handled it differently. But I was at the club. This club is known for daytime 5 for 100 in a back room where girls will grind with vigor until (usually) LDK but nothing…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 47

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There's Something About Mary

How many of you whack it aka There's Something About Mary before you go to a SC so you wont LDK in two songs?

pistolaVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 8
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