Breaking into a locals club as a new local
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Besides the system and two bits wannabe act and whatnot, let's say you mosey into a club, sit down and grab a beer... only to notice an hour later that the hot gals arent coming over because they're wrapped up in their regulars who aren't spending. They're hopping from one regular to the next, hoping one says yes instead of saying hi to the newbie. They're looking at you across the bar like you're the honey badger, confused and fascinated but not approaching as they're a little scared. And the regulars are buying drinks trying to cop feels without spending 20s and grope as much as they can while they're checking you out.
Let's also say it's the type of club that standing out isn't a good thing and unwanted attention from thugs is a concern so nice watches and fancy clothes are out. Plus, setting the same expectations as the locals is important, this isn't a temporary jaunt. It's not overtly thuggish, just enough though.
Any tricks besides overly tipping at the rail? While I got a bunch up my sleeve I haven't tried I'd rather not try and just get some trusted TUSCL PL tips on breaking through the wall of regulars while looking like a reg so I can get the doorknob polished and shoes spitshined efficiently.
Advice from the ladies on here is welcomed too.
Let's also say it's the type of club that standing out isn't a good thing and unwanted attention from thugs is a concern so nice watches and fancy clothes are out. Plus, setting the same expectations as the locals is important, this isn't a temporary jaunt. It's not overtly thuggish, just enough though.
Any tricks besides overly tipping at the rail? While I got a bunch up my sleeve I haven't tried I'd rather not try and just get some trusted TUSCL PL tips on breaking through the wall of regulars while looking like a reg so I can get the doorknob polished and shoes spitshined efficiently.
Advice from the ladies on here is welcomed too.
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1. I tip the doorman $5 minimum and engage in short conversation; if there is a pat down required and a dancer just hanging out by the doorman, I ask the doorman if I can tip him $5 to allow me to pay the dancer $5 to pat me down instead of him.
2. I go straight to the Bar, order a beer and tip the Bartender $5 very visually. The goal is to show others that I am here to play.
3. Get a second beer and tip the same in short order. Then engage in conversation with the bartender. They will give you the scoop (to a degree). The last 4 clubs I went to, the bartenders assisted me with the girls of my choice and they tend to remember me upon next visit.
4. Tip the DJ a $5 spot just because. Chat it up with DJ if possible. They know the dancers and the dancers know him.
5. Tip the waitress.
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The dancers have a damn swivel for a neck when they see a patron tipping EVERYONE other than just the dancers. If you are a tipper, then you are a good MARK for the dancers. My goal is to be a good MARK for the dancers because that is why I went there in the first place.
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SCs are places to spend money for a fun fantasy. The girls are there to make money. Let them see that you are there to pay for some fun. Be visual about the money.
Be proactive and show them you're there to spend - be the initiator.
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@pistolwhipped - so what, you sat there for a fucking hour with your thumb up your ass?
Here a tip: Next time, try being a man instead of a pussy.
@Flag, thanks just might try that if all else fails. May even add a 'hey ladies this wasnt going to jerk itself off' to it verbally.
Many day shift girls are less aggressive than many night shift girls; it’s why some of them work days instead of nights. They get complacent with their regulars. If your intent is to become a regular, *you* are likely going to need to do the approaching and not wait for them to do it.
I’m not a regular type, so I don’t have advice on blending in. Besides, you only become a regular with time.
Have you read the reviews of the club? I only ask because it’s important to know if extras are offered there. You don’t want to waste time - and then find out that you can’t get what you want.
I’d recommend going straight to the bar, ordering a beer, and chatting up the bartender. You have an agenda, and it’s to get a dancer to come over and chat. It’s a simple request - and with a nice tip (to the bartender) of at least $10 - it should get the dancers to come by.
This enforces the idea that you are there to chat a bit, buy dances, and you aren’t a cheap tipper.
If I see a girl on stage that I like, I tip generously and invite her to come see me after her dance. Even if she doesn't come over for whatever reason, other dancers will see that you're spending money. That's usually all the encouragement they need.
Ever notice how they watch you pay, to see what's in your wallet.
I find that if I I get a drink and pay with a 100 the girls notice and occasionally the bartender will even go and mention the Benjamin to the dancers.
If you are worried about the thugs don't pull out the big bills till your second round when most of the patrons have forgotten about you.
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Be a chump?
I'm taking these all these tips into consideration for the next time I encounter a club like this. My review of the club this happened to me to is here:https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=339334