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80 posts by pistola

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Toilet Paper Calculator

For all you crazy hoarders out there, you may find the link below helpful. The advanced options include sheets per wipe and number of wipes and household count. https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/

pistolaVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 6

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The Hoarding of Toilet Paper

I don’t get it. How many shits are people planing on taking if they have to hunker down for a month or two? Unless you’ve a legit bunker or safe house with the ability to live for…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 40

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OT Baker Mayfield’s Sidepiece

https://youtu.be/GBqJ9cDynxM Rate her or comment. She reminds me of the college chicks I used to hook up with. Solid 7.4 with great tits and a whatever goes attitude I’d happily bang all day. That said, this is exactly why one should not…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 4

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Move Wildebeest!

There I am at a Jason’s Deli having a soup and salad bar when I spot a decent looking girl who looks like she has made some poor life decisions and makes my dick tingle. She is with her…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 14

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OT Antonio Brown has lost his damn mind

https://youtu.be/M4XjxiOr9LU Next stop the XFL. This guy is cuckoo. Regardless of whether his baby mama was trying to pull one over, the example he is setting in front of his kids is really sad. What a jackass.

pistolaVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 8

Politics

Nancy P Shit Da Bed

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/14/politics/nancy-pelosi-mitch-mcconnnell/index.html Nancy looks like a fool on this one!

pistolaVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 33

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Oldie but goodie (Joke)

A husband and his wife of 30 years are in their bedroom, the husband reading a novel. The wife is going through her closet and trying on outfits she bought 20 years prior. After several outfits she is…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1

Politics

#KAG 2020

All the dem candidates suck. The decent ones that arent batshit radicals - Booker, Gabbard and Klobuchar are done. So #KAG2020

pistolaVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 3

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Who’s gotten a dance from this hottie? Or rate her.

https://youtu.be/QfCCBCMQb1s Looks like she is a Deja Vu gal, so might not be that fun. But dayum.

pistolaVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 20

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Stripperweb is full of hypocritical feminazis

For shits and giggles I created a profile and politely asked how much I should tip in a club for LDK where the dances are $20 each and the gals are notorious for grinding you out. I wasn’t rude…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 11 29

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The bigger the hoop the bigger the ho

Who else is into a gal that dons the ponytail and hoop earrings look? Idk why, I love it. Is it a fetish thing or is it normal? Anyone else find this hot?

pistolaVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 8

Tijuana

Yo. Where da ya find da poooosy in TJ?

Asking for a friend. K thx.

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 8 21

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Hookah is for losers.

Unless it’s packed with loser leaf, just smoke cigs or vape, both are healthier.

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Mack Truck is a Little Biatch

I've contributed, not because I have to as I have a lifetime pass but because I want to help fellow members, three to four new reviews over the past week or so. Why is it that a troll persona, with whom…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 50

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New Club Ranking

A - Ankles. Pants or shorts at ankles expected. B - Below waist. Pants or shorts below waist. C - Cock out, unzipped but that's it. D - Did not unzip. Pass. F - Fuck this place. Thoughts?

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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Stripper Logic

Dances last week at a club mildly known for extras led to an odd happening. This club is 50-50, depends on the girl. Anyway, I prepaid 6 for 100. No touching the kitty, ok. She wouldn’t…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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Which way do you like she says.

She asks if I’m an ass man or tits man wanting to know which way she should grind. I told her I like it horizontal.

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 1

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The hot and crazy scale

For those of you that haven’t seen this vid, enjoy. https://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 8

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Afternoon Shifts

Go early? When they’re freshly showered and before they’ve had a round or three of cocks? Go later? After they’re buzzed and lubed up by other people’s alcohol money and they’re primed to go? Thoughts?

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 14

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Rate this Latina

https://www.instagram.com/valentinagallegom1/?hl=en

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 15

Tijuana

San Diego Sux, Just Go to TJ

Thought about making this an article, but I’ll just post it here. San Diego or SD for short is notorious for having shitty strip clubs. Or is it? Lived there for a few years so I’ll tell…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 13

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When you have plans to leave work early...

And immediately go to the club for some tiddie touching you feel like this: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQ8KscNdmH_Uf_qPDic1PYvjlzW2lpoTi_5ZSYlc-brDKPT0CQ1

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 3

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Best lines

What are some lines you like to use on dancers? One of my favs when buying drinks 'For the record I'm not trying to get you drunk so I can take advantage of you. I'm trying to get you drunk…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 24

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Word swap game

This could fun or fail. Maybe it brings some added entertainment to the site. How it works: swap one of a two word saying leaving the other word the same and in its same position. For…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 35

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Strip Club Managers

Why are they so dumb? Theories? I was at a club 2 weeks ago. Sitting by the manager and bartender. Civvie comes in asks the manager about working there and tells him she worked there 3 years…

pistolaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 7 21
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