Comments by pistola (page 5)

Thx Warrior. Did not realize that. My bad.

Starbucks is horrible. If you can find a local place that roasts its own beans on site, you're in the right direction.

I'm happy if a dancer has a SO. Keeps her from getting attached. Ain't got no time for stage 5 clingers.

^This. I've had extras in the most non extras of clubs. Planets have to align so anything is possible.

I wouldn't have a problem if it was a legit company. But I certainly wouldn't leave any valuables inside. One of my former employers had arranged for a mobile retailer to come every Wednesday. It was nice. Heck I assume these clubs have cameras watching the lot so it's probably safe.

Nice tits, butterface, not into that Niki Minaj backside. Red bottom Dubai p4p gal. Her likes: Snap, IG selfies and sheik cum. If she walked past me not gonna lie I'd do a double take because of the curves and tiddies. 6. She will not age well. Would think about a tiddyfuck if I saw her in the club and she gave the proper stripper greeting handshake.

Next time try this: "Cops got a warrant out for me. My dumb ass roommate gave his side piece a black eye so when I rolled up to the crib there were all sorts of cops outside and one of them ran my license and it was on. I just outran the popo and left them in the dust. Did like 140 on the freeway. Figured I'd hole up in here and let the heat die down, parked my car in the back. What about you?"

Closest thing to a 10 for me was Brooke Burke in her prime. But it's amazing how a 6.5 can go to an 8 when you're in the VIP, her mouth is full, and she is looking up at you with those little doe eyes....

I still don't get this sagging shit where young dudes wear their pants below the bottom of their ass crack and make their boxers part of their ensemble. I know its an urban thing but its got to be the dumbest urban shit ever. Like, if shots pop off, how the f you gonna be able to run at full speed bro?

This thread is so much more fun to read than Fox, CNN, or Al Jezeera.

Newsom is an elitist asshat.

Yes. I prefer when a woman says 'Cum on these big titties' versus 'Cum on them big titties.'

^It does have some Victoria Secrets perfumes body Spray to it lol.

She looks like one of those mixed chicks that goes by: 'Asia'

Who does Juice think he is? Hunter Biden?

Breaking news: Reports just in that, regarding the mess in Afghanistan, Biden was overheard muttering to an aide "This is worse than the time I crapped my pants last week."

What level is it where you use the computers at public libraries to look up porn or your goat fetish, use your Obama phone to snap pics, and then jerk off in a McDonald's bathroom using said phone pics?

Am I the only one thinking 'Good. This will make PSD spread da luv to the rest of the country?' Lol

Mary Jane

Meseros going to be pissed if they have to clean up puke...

Methinks you should just wear a muzzle.

Logistics bro. 😂😂