Comments by pistola (page 6)

Fake asses are a major turnoff. Between her fake nails and that big ol fake ass how does she get a good wipe in?

I've been to a club where two girls fucked each other using a king Kong 14 inch double dildo. That's wild. This sounds like a Disney movie compared to that.

So.... you expect a lady that spreads her pussy lips for dollar bills to show discretion? Lol.

Regarding this idea, I would say.... don’t quit your day job but thanks for the chuckle. Matchmaking service for those (typically) without health insurance, flaky work aptitude, and whose career is usually in the shitter by age 40. Lol

Here is what you do: 1. Bring an 8ball 2. Bring gummies and some vape pens 3. Take $1000 out of the bank and break down as follows: A. 3 Hundred Dollar Bills B. 20 20 Dollar Bills C. 40 5 Dollar Bills D. 100 Singles 4. Rubber band that wad with the 100s as bookends 5. Walk in, sit down, set all that shit on the table, and enjoy the madness.

Don’t forget to write about the shitter sitch for MikeyM as alcohol is his laxative.

Anger behind online content is there is a Gen now that grew up with ‘swipe right to fuck’ and doesn’t place value on flirting, seduction etc. Emasculated beta boys seeking quick takes. A lot of the clubs now piss me off too as the dancers that remain are sometimes too much to the point. Half a dance and ‘Watchu want Willis?’ I don’t think discretionary income plays into it. The younger millenial And Gen Z will spend, hence $8 cups of coffee daily. Custom rims on the hot-hatch. These are also generations that dont really carry around cash. SC owners are the ones that ultimately need to adapt. Make credit pmts easy. Transparent reasonable pricing. Ensure the club doesn’t feel like a bordello from a third world country. No cell phones for dancers on the floor. Set schedules and online roll calls.

I think talent is down. And def agree with the Cuban invasion, those mechanical ‘wanna dance Papi’ Chicas are everywhere. Also, a bit over the fake asses, please stop ladies. Just do squats.

^As well as a misanthropic beta.

^That and with 8 roommates with the other guy she probably does miss the bathroom sitch back at Iceys hovel.

I love America. Happy birthday to her. Land of the free. A beautiful capitalist society. Is she perfect? No. But what an amazing, safe place. Only a free capitalist society lets punk, psuedo intellectual, ungrateful morons like Mr. McCunty Cuntypants run off at the mouth quoting divisive, communist-leaning, self-loathing rhetoric. He really needs to shove a tampon up his vagina...

I can’t wait for a 6’8” man named Leroy Jones to identify as a woman, buy some titty implants, join the WNBA then dunk all over them woke bitches.

I wonder long it’ll take Icee to figure out she is going to pay him the most attention around the 15th and the 1st...

Talk board and reviews = good shitter reading.

Oh stripclublist oops I need to read better haha

Isn’t trolling SW easy? You just post something with 5% testosterone and voila - you’re a woman hating troll.

In my humble opinion Marilyn Monroe, at 22 years, is, and forever will be the gold standard for class, sex appeal, and feminine beauty — As far as blondes go, Dolly Parton in her heyday blew MM out of the water. And had real talent.

And to add to that, y’all don’t think the extras clubs we go to the bouncers aren’t peeking at the cameras?

^this did cross my mind lol

To respond to OP question, I would delete the burner number I was smart enough to use in the first place.

Used to know a stripper that was married to a super old dude. Old as in Anna Nicole. They each knew what the arrangement was. She had a portion of her house as her entertainment area. For select people she liked, make an appt. For a few benjis, she’d welcome you with a beer. You’d both strip and she’d give you a full lap dance or two while you’re both buck naked, then things would happen. Was very fun while it lasted. Was very safe and discreet. The only thing I found out later was she was secretely videotaping the sessions but for her safety, which I can understand, so there is that.

Seek help, OP. If real you have some issues, if this is trolling your issues may be even worse.

Mikeym gets a chubby anytime there is a post about 2001. Since all he does is sit his old ass on a barstool in between his alcohol-induced bowel movements, these reviews seem to give his life meaning.

Just no. She looks like her shitz are smellier than mine.

Lol Mikeym wakes up every day like someone put cayenne pepper in his dipends. Shit for brains...