What Level of PL Are You?
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Friday, August 20, 2021 5:38 AM
Level 0 - You cannot even find a woman who will accept your money for intimacy so you settle for a goat instead. After all buying hay is cheaper than Olive Garden.
Level I - You jerk off to the JC Penney bra ad in the Sunday paper because you cannot have any porn in your house in fear of your kids or wife finding it and your wife consequently chopping your nuts off. Level 0 PL cannot even achieve this level because the goat eats the newspaper before he is able to read it.
Level II - You watch free porn on the internet knowing you will never see any girl even remotely similar to any girl in the videos you watch in real life.
Level III - You blow half of your weekly paycheck on cam girls and Onlyfans accounts but are still too scared or unable to venture out to a strip club.
Level IV - You go to a strip club, get some lap dances, and that's it, because you don't know there's more out there.
Level V - You know the in and outs and the strip club so much the bathroom troll remembers your name. You also do some 'in and outs' of your own in the VIP.
Level VI - Strippers, escorts, massage parlors, sugaring. Married dudes that reach this level are so covert they have alibis for their alibis.
Level VII (Jedi Master) - Strip clubs? What are those? I bang women at swinger parties, Sugar Babies and strippers come over to my house.
** trying to figure out what level Nice Spice would be?
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