What Level of PL Are You?

They never tell you what you need to know.

8/20/2021 5:38:41 AM

Level 0 - You cannot even find a woman who will accept your money for intimacy so you settle for a goat instead. After all buying hay is cheaper than Olive Garden.

Level I - You jerk off to the JC Penney bra ad in the Sunday paper because you cannot have any porn in your house in fear of your kids or wife finding it and your wife consequently chopping your nuts off. Level 0 PL cannot even achieve this level because the goat eats the newspaper before he is able to read it.

Level II - You watch free porn on the internet knowing you will never see any girl even remotely similar to any girl in the videos you watch in real life.

Level III - You blow half of your weekly paycheck on cam girls and Onlyfans accounts but are still too scared or unable to venture out to a strip club.

Level IV - You go to a strip club, get some lap dances, and that's it, because you don't know there's more out there.

Level V - You know the in and outs and the strip club so much the bathroom troll remembers your name. You also do some 'in and outs' of your own in the VIP.

Level VI - Strippers, escorts, massage parlors, sugaring. Married dudes that reach this level are so covert they have alibis for their alibis.

Level VII (Jedi Master) - Strip clubs? What are those? I bang women at swinger parties, Sugar Babies and strippers come over to my house.

** trying to figure out what level Nice Spice would be?

32 comments

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Muddy

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3 years ago

VI but I spent a lot this summer so I'm trying to get back down to V or even IV for a little while.

Shailynn you forgot VIII (Gawker Status)

ilbbaicnl

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3 years ago

What level is it when you have a sugar goat who's getting a Master's degree? Asking for a friend.

Warrior15

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3 years ago

I definitely spend a lot of time working on my alibis. Swinger parties sound fun at first, but I'm just a little afraid of what the women would look like. I'm a 6. But I might soon do what Muddy said and go back down to a 5 for a while.

pistola

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3 years ago

What level is it where you use the computers at public libraries to look up porn or your goat fetish, use your Obama phone to snap pics, and then jerk off in a McDonald's bathroom using said phone pics?

Icee Loco (asshole)

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3 years ago

Lots here fall under the

Let's pretend hookers are dancers and let's call paying to fuck extras. And let's pretend that we're special coz hookers take our money.

Category

Cashman1234

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3 years ago

I was enjoying level VI - but I’ve moved back to V. My excuses aren’t needed since I don’t report to a wife.

This is a fun list! I would consider Gawker level X - as there’s a gap between PL master level and Gawker.

elmer

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3 years ago

Me gotta be VI. Not much for the massage thing but unfortunately master at alibis

shailynn

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3 years ago

Ah how could I forget level VIII!!!

Level VIII (Gawker Status) - when you move a stripper into your house and watch her do drugs and have sex with her boyfriend.

Icee I believe you are referring to level 6

Meanwhile Juice is asking himself “what the heck do all these Vs and Is Shailynn keeps posting mean?”

doctorevil

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3 years ago

Then there’s Level XXI, where your stripper whore won’t take your drugs and money to fuck your anymore and you pretend like you were going to kill yourself on an anonymous strip club website.

SirLapdancealot

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3 years ago

Yeah @doctorevil I'd also add that part of that level is when you offer $5k to your junkie stripper whore just to talk to you and she won't take it because you're a controlling and suicidal maniac. I think only icee has achieved this level of PL. 😂😂😂

Jascoi

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3 years ago

i was level lV for awhile. and spent a lot of money. part of the learning curve.
but still not quite at V. the bathroom troll doesn’t know my name.

Icee Loco (asshole)

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3 years ago

I treat strip clubs like regular bars or clubs. If a stripper hoe really catches my eye I lay my charm on her and try to pick her up. I'll get dances once in a while. I have friends who dance and sometimes go for moral support. I get hooked up with free drinks when I do. And I've had stripper hoes want to be put on a winning team lulz.

My views will maybe change when I'm older. But right now I don't have any interest in p4p or getting off during dances. Unless someone really captivates me I don't pay much attention to the girls. But I always tip at least $10 to everyone on stage if im just there.

gammanu95

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3 years ago

Seems like there's a big jump between levels IV and V where I would fall into. 99.5% of the time I draw the line at high-mileage lappers and I know the strip club game well, but bathroom trolls and barmaids typically do not know me on sight.

SirLapdancealot

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3 years ago

^^^ hey dumbass, you just described P4P GFE with a stripper whore. 😂😂😂

SirLapdancealot

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3 years ago

^^^ meant for icee

SirLapdancealot

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3 years ago

"- You're going to have to spend money"

"- Turn the conversation to drugs. Hook her up with whatever she’s into...

...Its in your best interest to take control of her drug use from the start. Make sure she does the minimum to get fucked up."

^^^ @icee LMFAO these are your quotes on how you "hook up" with a stripper whore. Sounds A LOT like P4P with drugs and money. 😂😂😂

gSteph

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3 years ago

Guess I'm a level 4.5

I know there's more going on (at least at some places), but I'm good with a few fun LDs.

san_jose_guy

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3 years ago

I said when I first joined that I did not want to go thru life as a PL.

I was a PL when I was stuck in an unworkable marriage.

At this junction I am not a PL and do not do things the way PL's do.

SJG

TheeOSU

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3 years ago

^

Unworkable because after your EX wife figured out how big of a weak psychotic creep you are she left you for a REAL man! CREEPY FUCK!

JamesSD

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3 years ago

Level V but apparently level VII?

datinman

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3 years ago

Level 4.8

I know enough that I won't leave a VIP with blue balls, but I travel too much to be a known regular.

Worse of all, I spend time on a strip club message board talking about politics and health care.

Call.Me.Ishmael

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3 years ago

Mostly V, with occasional forays into VI.

nicespice

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3 years ago

Once in a blue moon I’ve shown up to a club as a customer. I have gotten lapdances and only touch if the dancer outright encourages it. So level 3.5?

Too bad Eve isn’t posting at the moment. She’s the one with the stories

Cowboy12

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3 years ago

I would say I'm around the 4.5 level.
I don't want the bathroom troll to know my name, lol.

IfIGottaBeDamned

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3 years ago

I’m thinking regular OTC with a dancer will qualify me for Level VI. Not much interest in AMPs or sugaring. And I prefer meeting dancers first rather then an unknown escort. Certainly Level V. Some staff and owners know me by name and extend special privileges to me.

wallanon

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3 years ago

I'm a buncha levels at once like some interdimensional quantum dolla. Dancers dig it when you seem helpless then BOOM where'd that truck come from?!

ilbbaicnl

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3 years ago

Well of course blood pressure meds are a great way to take a plunge on the PL-o-meter. Not too long ago, I was doing regular OTC with a beautiful dancer, who'd suck face with me for 20 minutes straight. She'd grind her crotch on me while I attended to her boobs. If she wasn't having real orgasms, she should be in Hollywood. Not sure if/where this rates on the PL-o-meter. I thought perhaps I was set for life, but alas, no. Seems her plan was to get me, what would you call it, kiss-whipped? She cut me off, apparently expecting I'd give her my bank password to get her back. It was good but it's never THAT good.

Mate27

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3 years ago

Sex is very temporary and a most fleeting experience. If she doesn’t provide anything more than that fleeting moment of entertainment then that’s precisely how long the relationship will be, temporary. My level of PL is lower, I don’t want anything other than some quick entertainment because she probably can’t cook for me or help raise my family, so I’m out of there as soon as we both are mutually satisfied. I guess I’d be somewhere between level 4 and 5. Former playa turned family man.

san_jose_guy

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3 years ago

To me sex is a high culture art form, originating in the ancient world's pagan temples. So strippers can be some of the best. But the three Abrahamic Faiths have been waging a war to destroy this for three millennia.

SJG

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Player11

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3 years ago

Level 7 atf comes to my house lappers, pics, and fucking.

Dain

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3 years ago

I've been Level 6 for two decades. Home dances were much easier to arrange before Covid-19. I estimate that it'll take another year for things to return to pre-Covid arrangements.

rediguan

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3 years ago

Level V. I know my limits.

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