What Level of PL Are You?
shailynn
Level 0 - You cannot even find a woman who will accept your money for intimacy so you settle for a goat instead. After all buying hay is cheaper than Olive Garden.
Level I - You jerk off to the JC Penney bra ad in the Sunday paper because you cannot have any porn in your house in fear of your kids or wife finding it and your wife consequently chopping your nuts off. Level 0 PL cannot even achieve this level because the goat eats the newspaper before he is able to read it.
Level II - You watch free porn on the internet knowing you will never see any girl even remotely similar to any girl in the videos you watch in real life.
Level III - You blow half of your weekly paycheck on cam girls and Onlyfans accounts but are still too scared or unable to venture out to a strip club.
Level IV - You go to a strip club, get some lap dances, and that's it, because you don't know there's more out there.
Level V - You know the in and outs and the strip club so much the bathroom troll remembers your name. You also do some 'in and outs' of your own in the VIP.
Level VI - Strippers, escorts, massage parlors, sugaring. Married dudes that reach this level are so covert they have alibis for their alibis.
Level VII (Jedi Master) - Strip clubs? What are those? I bang women at swinger parties, Sugar Babies and strippers come over to my house.
** trying to figure out what level Nice Spice would be?
Level I - You jerk off to the JC Penney bra ad in the Sunday paper because you cannot have any porn in your house in fear of your kids or wife finding it and your wife consequently chopping your nuts off. Level 0 PL cannot even achieve this level because the goat eats the newspaper before he is able to read it.
Level II - You watch free porn on the internet knowing you will never see any girl even remotely similar to any girl in the videos you watch in real life.
Level III - You blow half of your weekly paycheck on cam girls and Onlyfans accounts but are still too scared or unable to venture out to a strip club.
Level IV - You go to a strip club, get some lap dances, and that's it, because you don't know there's more out there.
Level V - You know the in and outs and the strip club so much the bathroom troll remembers your name. You also do some 'in and outs' of your own in the VIP.
Level VI - Strippers, escorts, massage parlors, sugaring. Married dudes that reach this level are so covert they have alibis for their alibis.
Level VII (Jedi Master) - Strip clubs? What are those? I bang women at swinger parties, Sugar Babies and strippers come over to my house.
** trying to figure out what level Nice Spice would be?
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last commentShailynn you forgot VIII (Gawker Status)
Let's pretend hookers are dancers and let's call paying to fuck extras. And let's pretend that we're special coz hookers take our money.
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This is a fun list! I would consider Gawker level X - as there’s a gap between PL master level and Gawker.
Level VIII (Gawker Status) - when you move a stripper into your house and watch her do drugs and have sex with her boyfriend.
Icee I believe you are referring to level 6
Meanwhile Juice is asking himself “what the heck do all these Vs and Is Shailynn keeps posting mean?”
but still not quite at V. the bathroom troll doesn’t know my name.
My views will maybe change when I'm older. But right now I don't have any interest in p4p or getting off during dances. Unless someone really captivates me I don't pay much attention to the girls. But I always tip at least $10 to everyone on stage if im just there.
"- Turn the conversation to drugs. Hook her up with whatever she’s into...
...Its in your best interest to take control of her drug use from the start. Make sure she does the minimum to get fucked up."
^^^ @icee LMFAO these are your quotes on how you "hook up" with a stripper whore. Sounds A LOT like P4P with drugs and money. 😂😂😂
I know there's more going on (at least at some places), but I'm good with a few fun LDs.
I was a PL when I was stuck in an unworkable marriage.
At this junction I am not a PL and do not do things the way PL's do.
SJG
Unworkable because after your EX wife figured out how big of a weak psychotic creep you are she left you for a REAL man! CREEPY FUCK!
I know enough that I won't leave a VIP with blue balls, but I travel too much to be a known regular.
Worse of all, I spend time on a strip club message board talking about politics and health care.
Too bad Eve isn’t posting at the moment. She’s the one with the stories
I don't want the bathroom troll to know my name, lol.
SJG
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