Wait, wasn’t Mia my stage name while actually in Portland? 😂
Yeah, I’ve had a ton of stage names. Oftentimes just made up on the spot, and I don’t get too attached because my names are so generic often another dancer already has claimed it. Most of them are two syllable white girl names.
How does it work if you have an underscore in your stripper name, does the DJ say "Now on stage Lil undercore Lumpia". Anyways Lumpia, is that some inside joke?
"How about we respect the privacy of people's f2f lives."
^^^ @san_jose_creep you must have missed her posts and likes to others' posts in this thread. Plus she flat out admitted her stage name in Portland which I can attest was really 'Mia'.
Clearly you are assuming she's got an issue that she doesn't actually have here.
So how about you keep your lame "privacy" excuse to yourself? You're about the only one on the boards that actually makes an issue of it. Most don't have issues because we are already anonymous through avatar names as opposed to posting under our real names. It's simply your own faux excuse to hide the facts about yourself.
Go back to your grave, climb into your coffin and pull the lid closed. You will have to go thru more cycles of birth and death, but at least if you let decomposition ensue now, you can probably avoid having to reincarnate as a centipede.
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Oh the cringe. If we're going to do this let's up the ante. There's a way to vote on these so how about it?
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Man wall you are a harsh judge on me. It was meant to be a cringe.
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Lol I get it. But if we're going to get creative maybe a crazy good name will show up.
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Harley Quip
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Wait, wasn’t Mia my stage name while actually in Portland? 😂
Yeah, I’ve had a ton of stage names. Oftentimes just made up on the spot, and I don’t get too attached because my names are so generic often another dancer already has claimed it. Most of them are two syllable white girl names.
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@nicespice yes you were Mia at Sunset Strip. Hence, my first post.
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Austin Flower
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Spice Rack
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Lapnado
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Dusty Gazongas
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The Texas Twister
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Mack Truck
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Hida Salami
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Rack Truck
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Lil_Lumpia
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Little miss sunshine
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Spicy.
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Paprika
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It can be hot, Smokey or sweet. 🤣
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Iwanna Your . . .
$🤑
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Ginger
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Spicey
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Salty! With respect😋!
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MeanSugar
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How about we respect the privacy of people's f2f lives.
SJG
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"Yeah, I’ve had a ton of stage names."
Do you ever forget your "name?"
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Hahaha lumpia made me laugh...
I did once know a dancer named Sushi who happened to be Asian LOL
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How does it work if you have an underscore in your stripper name, does the DJ say "Now on stage Lil undercore Lumpia". Anyways Lumpia, is that some inside joke?
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SJG stripper names protect privacy neurodiverge much?
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You are still trying to push beyond what she has voluntarily disclosed to us.
SJG
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I bet in Portland they would really let you use Snarkerella. Or dance at Deja Vu in Springfield, Illinois, they had a dancer named Apathy.
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SJG I didn't say she had to tell us if we guess right. Anyway, a nipple flash would be my first choice for invading her privacy.
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Natalie Naturals
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Lacey
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ilbbaicnl,
You are asking people to pool information.
You are making this a hostile environment. What you are doing constitutes harassment.
We should be talking to people, not about them.
SJG
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"How about we respect the privacy of people's f2f lives."
^^^ @san_jose_creep you must have missed her posts and likes to others' posts in this thread. Plus she flat out admitted her stage name in Portland which I can attest was really 'Mia'.
Clearly you are assuming she's got an issue that she doesn't actually have here.
So how about you keep your lame "privacy" excuse to yourself? You're about the only one on the boards that actually makes an issue of it. Most don't have issues because we are already anonymous through avatar names as opposed to posting under our real names. It's simply your own faux excuse to hide the facts about yourself.
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"Anyways Lumpia, is that some inside joke?"
'Lumpia' is Tagalog for 'egg roll'. Since I'm Filipino too, I didn't consider it to be making a racial slur on her.
(FYI the underscore was the inside joke part.)
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SirCircleJerkalot,
Go back to your grave, climb into your coffin and pull the lid closed. You will have to go thru more cycles of birth and death, but at least if you let decomposition ensue now, you can probably avoid having to reincarnate as a centipede.
SJG
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SJG your heart's in the right place, but you don't need to protect nicespice, the burning snark-rays will handle that.
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LMAO @san_jose_creep you resort to insults because you have nothing else to argue.
The public library closes in 30 minutes, so hurry up and reply to this! 🤪
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We shouldn't be bullying or harassing anyone.
SJG
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^^^ please. This is a bit rich since you harass people regularly @san_jose_creep.
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My guess is Gina. It's a better guess than Hottie Mchottie (which would of been my guess to be funny).
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Mary Jane
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Lil Squirt
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SJG why won't you say anything when she harasses me? Like how she buys all her clothes at The Gap but just won't admit it, that's mean.
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Uni Corn?
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Miso Corny…
Or Bubbles!
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I can’t say.
I know it but I have been sworn to secrecy by by good friend Nicespice
As a rick I have honor. I would never break my word.
Unless it would give me the lulz. ROAR!!! 🦁
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Nichole
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Hookah?
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The TUSCLer Hustler
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Bubbles? That might be a contender lol. I've never met a dancer named Bubbles I didn't like.
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Did Bubbles become an iconic stripper name cause Don Ho sang Tiny Bubbles, and his last name was Ho?
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Just spitballing here.
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Gotta say, it does seem a bit Rainman-ish to be able to dance under a different name at every club without getting confused.
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Jenna
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Jenna buy everything at The Gap.
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