Comments by conan_mac_morna

Pardon the fuck out of me for allowing my 53 years of hard-wired self loathing to come to the fore when I'm confronted with yet another smug bastard bragging about how much pussy he gets.

@Rick, it's not money and not medical since the doc took pity on me and prescribed T-gel (Lefty is effectively dead since 2003) and daily Cialis. I'm just that socially awkward and physically undesirable, regardless of what the girls at the club say. I just don't understand why a guy who has an apparently loving and tolerant wife would have to establish a rota of side pieces, that's all.

"I got fired from there because I stabbed a customer in VIP." Tell me you're blahblahblah23 etc etc

Last time I got laid was a year ago and I see no prospect of it ever happening again. Excuse my lack of sympathy for your plight, RD.

Can we please leave the political bullshit to the Politics forum thank you all so very very.

Sugar 44 in Phoenix has no cover for vets and active duty every day. I was planning on going in tonight anyway.

^DMARC is a *little* more complicated than that. The airframes still require major protection and maintenance, and the engines and avionics are removed for storage in climate-controlled facilities. They don’t just land the aircraft, taxi to the staging area, shut down and call it good… unlike how we treat our cars.

Competently managed and with a bare minimum of due diligence, PPP could have been brilliant. But with bureaucracy on one side and grifters on the other, no such luck.

Christ, it's like watching a ping-pong match in here. A really fucking *stupid* ping-pong match. In my view, if a seller offers to provide a service, accepts payment for that service, then fails or refuses to follow through, it's fraud. It happens in all industries, legal, illegal, and quasi-. I've never had a stripper make a blatant "I'll suck you off for $n" offer, just hints, which I decline because there's no way practical way to enforce the implied contract that doesn't end with getting my arse beat. Fortunately that shit doesn't fly at my bar, with girls who try to play ROB being counselled once and dismissed on a second complaint. As for my lines, and not trying to virtue-signal here: pretty much what Rick posted, with the exception of OTC which I don't do under any circumstances (although if my ATF suggested it, I'd definitely reconsider).

You can expect to replace the battery every 12-15 months in an older car, 15-18 months in newer. Windshields last no time at all, mostly due to flying rocks. If you park outside, even with sun shades, the interior will degrade and smell 20 years old pretty much immediately. I've had no problems with CV joints, cooling systems, or tires.

I mainly play the high-dollar scratchers as they have the least bad odds (note that I'm not saying *good* odds). I keep track of performance; so far this year I'm down about $2900. But I've spent far more than that at the bar for the same tangible end result.

I told my faves about my review of Sugar44. One of them texted me last night to tell me someone called the club asking if the muscular dancer with the killer abs (namely, her) was working. She assumed they were going off my review even though I didn't describe her *quite* like that, and thought the whole thing was hi-larious.

My bar has been slow even on Friday/Saturday nights. It's normal to be quiet until fairly late, say 2300 or so, but lately it hasn't been picking up even then. Last night, when I left around midnight, there were probably 8-10 girls on the rotation and maybe the same number of PLs, most of whom weren't tipping or getting dances.

1) No. 2) No.

Alexis is a freaking bombshell. DAT ASS GOTDAMN

My old band did an industrial cover of “Relax” that blew the fucking walls down every time we played it.

I dreamed about one of my faves a few weeks ago. Non-sexual and entirely mundane, unlike my usual non-stop nightmares (for which I was profoundly grateful). In the dream I was standing in a parking lot, talking to some other dude, when Lily walked up to us from my right side and gave me one of her rib-cracking hugs. She was wearing a pink polo shirt and black yoga pants. That's it. That's the dream. I told her about it next time I saw her; she seemed amused.

Yeah, BTE's questions and threads come off a lot like r/ExplainLikeImFive, but he's basically harmless.

Physically, probably a -2. But I'm quiet and polite and I tip (probably too) well, so that probably bumps me to a 0.

I'm a regular of several girls and I do $25 per VIP at night. I don't go during the day so, IDK, maybe I need to check that out.

*shrug* I tip my regulars because 1) I don't like the bar taking a cut on top of the house fee and b) I feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with my revolting self, especially when they go to the trouble of pretending I'm not.

I have known women who were attractive and overweight, but this girl here, nope. Tiny features in a spherical face are an instant no from me.

Ask your^Whis doc for a prescription for sildenafil.