OT: Gay-ass songs you secretly listen to
misterorange
Kamala, you're FIRED!
Okay you fuckin’ fags. It’s time to come clean.
There are a few songs you would NEVER listen to in public. Moreover, if it was randomly playing somewhere, you’d go out of your way to say how much you dislike it. But when you’re alone, driving down the highway, you’ll turn it up and sing along. (Hey man, I’ll be the first to admit it.)
I’ll start with these two:
CYNDI LAUPER, Girls Just Want To Have Fun – Yes, I even got caught once. Maybe 20 years ago, before there were smart phones that sync to your car’s audio. I had it playing semi-loud and was so into the song that when my flip phone rang, I flipped it open without even thinking. It was my wife and when she heard it, she laughed like hell. To this day, she’s never let me forget it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdT…
HANSON, MMMBop – Anyone who says you don’t love this song, I’m calling you out right now as a liar. Open the windows, crank it up, and sing it proud you fuckin’ homo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N53-LxbI…
And here’s a bonus for you jerkoffs: Every time I’m flipping TV channels and stumble upon Pretty Woman, I can’t turn it off. I watch it right to the pathetic ending with Richard Gere holding the flowers out the top of the limo. https://youtu.be/r05Yea1EXns?t=50
Who else is man enough to admit the girly crap you listen to?
There are a few songs you would NEVER listen to in public. Moreover, if it was randomly playing somewhere, you’d go out of your way to say how much you dislike it. But when you’re alone, driving down the highway, you’ll turn it up and sing along. (Hey man, I’ll be the first to admit it.)
I’ll start with these two:
CYNDI LAUPER, Girls Just Want To Have Fun – Yes, I even got caught once. Maybe 20 years ago, before there were smart phones that sync to your car’s audio. I had it playing semi-loud and was so into the song that when my flip phone rang, I flipped it open without even thinking. It was my wife and when she heard it, she laughed like hell. To this day, she’s never let me forget it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdT…
HANSON, MMMBop – Anyone who says you don’t love this song, I’m calling you out right now as a liar. Open the windows, crank it up, and sing it proud you fuckin’ homo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N53-LxbI…
And here’s a bonus for you jerkoffs: Every time I’m flipping TV channels and stumble upon Pretty Woman, I can’t turn it off. I watch it right to the pathetic ending with Richard Gere holding the flowers out the top of the limo. https://youtu.be/r05Yea1EXns?t=50
Who else is man enough to admit the girly crap you listen to?
46 comments
Not girly but very, very gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMz…
^ pretty-soft
https://youtu.be/UHYtsnSlCg0
^ Love that f'ing song:
https://youtu.be/tskm5LWYmIM
https://youtu.be/dbk29JZdl5A
^ Damn I'm gay
https://youtu.be/cvChjHcABPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKos…
A girl singing about kissing other girls. How much more gay can you get ?
Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax. It’s a great club song.
If anyone hasn’t been caught enjoying YMCA - I don’t believe you! Those Village People had some fun songs! In the Navy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYNjL9_r…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMvapCHu…
I'm sure you experts can tell me if they're gay or not .
80’s & 90’s big hair power ballads
Fun to sing along in the car - but never in public
https://youtu.be/fKwkIuI4IFw
https://youtu.be/smsiGETScR0
https://youtu.be/u1ZvPSpLxCg
https://youtu.be/qeMFqkcPYcg
https://youtu.be/Iyv905Q2omU
https://youtu.be/ub747pprmJ8
https://youtu.be/NRWUoDpo2fo
Okay, the last two aren't that gay, I just fucking like them.
and I’ll watch “Flashdance” too, and cry every time at the end
OK2BGAY by Tomboy
All The Things She Said by t.a.t.u.
Beautiful by Christina Aguilera
Fuck You by Lily Allen
I Want To Break Free by Queen
Alright fine that’s one’s a little too gay I’ll admit that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3M6q4w7…
When you realize that it was written by their keyboardist who is gay for their singer to have to sing (who is hetero), it really is one helluva hilarious joke.
Mandy
Copacabana
I Write the Songs
or most anything else by Barry Manilow.
70's disco and some AM radio
80's new wave
i just discovered this 80's song about a month ago. how i avoided it back then i really have no idea.
johnny hates jazz - shattered dereams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctwqa3QC…
https://youtu.be/ogoIxkPjRts
This rick is also a K-pop Stan, though I save my greatest admiration for my Queen…Miss Taylor Swift. Sweet Tay-Tay always brings it.
If ya’ like somethin’ you should be proud of it. I’m somebody came up to this rick and said anything negative about my musical tastes they’d get the frickin’ wildebeest treatment. ROAR!!!
I know it’s gay to dance around in my underoos to Rick Astley’s Together Forever.
I don’t seek it out but when played I do find myself enjoying it way too much