Okay you fuckin’ fags. It’s time to come clean.
There are a few songs you would NEVER listen to in public. Moreover, if it was randomly playing somewhere, you’d go out of your way to say how much you dislike it. But when you’re alone, driving down the highway, you’ll turn it up and sing along. (Hey man, I’ll be the first to admit it.)
I’ll start with these two:
CYNDI LAUPER, Girls Just Want To Have Fun – Yes, I even got caught once. Maybe 20 years ago, before there were smart phones that sync to your car’s audio. I had it playing semi-loud and was so into the song that when my flip phone rang, I flipped it open without even thinking. It was my wife and when she heard it, she laughed like hell. To this day, she’s never let me forget it. youtube.com
HANSON, MMMBop – Anyone who says you don’t love this song, I’m calling you out right now as a liar. Open the windows, crank it up, and sing it proud you fuckin’ homo. youtube.com
And here’s a bonus for you jerkoffs: Every time I’m flipping TV channels and stumble upon Pretty Woman, I can’t turn it off. I watch it right to the pathetic ending with Richard Gere holding the flowers out the top of the limo. youtu.be
Who else is man enough to admit the girly crap you listen to?
^ No, I can't stand MMMBop and never have been able to. Girls Just Want To Have Fun however, I have absolutely ZERO problem proudly listening to in public and I could not give a rat's ass what anyone thinks of it.