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10 years ago
Topless / Nude WaitressesWaiter, there is a hair in my soup.
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10 years ago
A Stripper with her Head on Straightj/k. I've never understood why more of them didn't follow a similar strategy. Oh wait, they're strippers.
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10 years ago
A Stripper with her Head on StraightInsert joke here
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10 years ago
Observing 9/11Aravas - you blew it. Just stop commenting -- you can't unring a bell.
BTW, No one will ever convince me that Flight 93 was not shot down in order to avoid an even more horrific incident like the plane that struck the Pentagon. While probably the correct decision, unthinkable to have to order and subsequently execute. The truth will probably be released in 2051. God Bless America (and nobody else).
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10 years ago
Ratings by cityJust click on Clubs. Then click on United States. The click on a State. Then click on a city. Then click on "View Clubs on a map."
The result is an area map which can be either zoomed, expanded or shifted showing all area clubs (which are also listed to right).
For example, when you click on St. Louis, MO and View Clubs of a Map, all the Illinois clubs across the river are presented.
Then, just do a little research and find your next playground. Problem solved.
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10 years ago
Ray Rice episode is sad commentary. Or is it?LOL Didn't Ray Lewis say recently that he is disappointed because he tried to mentor Ray Rice or something like that. Wasn't he, himself in trouble with the law for obstruction of justice in a double murder. And doesn't he have 6 kids by 4 different women. Quality mentoring there . . . yikes!
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10 years ago
BEST STAND UP COMEDIANS OUT THERE TODAY?Alive: Lewis Black and Gilbert Godfried
Deceased: Sam Kineson and Robin Williams
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10 years ago
Sharing stories of your first visit to a strip club for those that have been visI think I was mid-20's. Very first time was terrifying and depressing. Just a bunch of sad, creepy old guys leering at a hottie. Nobody talked or hooted or hollared or anything. Then, from behind, a dancer caressed me and cooed in my ear that we should get a booth rather than a table. Then, some house-madam kind-of broad explains to me that the booth donation is either $44, $88 or $132. WTF?? What kind of numbers are these? Just to sit in a booth?
I was such a noobe. I freaked. I left.
I didn't go in another one for over 10 years. Marital starvation led to desparation and the rest is history.
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10 years ago
To OTC or Notblacky -- go for it.
The advice above is excellent. You'll be fine. Never bring her home or give her your address. Pay with cash or a money card -- never use your credit or debit card. Think paper trail.
If you can convince her to get room in her name (so she can use it for more than 1 PL), tell her you'll pay for it. If it is in your name, when you leave, make sure she leaves.
Lastly, you're legally responsible for anything in your car. If you are driving her and you should happen to be pulled over and she drops her drugs under your car seat and denies that it is hers -- say goodnight. Make her meet you there!!!
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10 years ago
Ray Rice episode is sad commentary. Or is it?623, jack, motor, ski and club all make most excellent points. All perspectives with which I can find agreement and enjoy useful discourse.
Make no mistake, my view is that Mr. Rice is (and should be) unemployable. He deserves his future poverty and further deserves incarceration. This brush with the law might not be his last.
Let me be more direct: my point is that the strippers, escorts, and hookers that provide us PLs company. comfort and pleasure are vilified by society -- to such an extent that they often use fake names and seek to hide their true identities. They shouldn't be -- they are 1/2 of a far more honest transaction than are the women that marry for money and divorce when the cash flow wanes. You're right, Mikey, it is just as easy to fall in love with a millionaire as anyone else -- in fact, it is easier. Ultimately, what makes me want to call a woman a whore is what she does AFTER the power and the money and the fame are gone. Look in our own neighborhoods and our own towns -- I am sure the evidence is there.
Now its time for a 1,000 word essay referencing the California penal code with obscure references to Artie Mitchell (jk).
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10 years ago
is there other websites you post beside TUSCL?persianwifefinder.com
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10 years ago
BoobsAgree with JohnSmith. Anything short of that could be called high mileage, but not extra.
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10 years ago
impalaThe People's Republic of Pennsylvania
Most Leaniant States for Strip Club regs/restrictionsMy vote:
1. TJ (duh)
2. Detroit
3. East St. Louis area
4. Northwest Indiana area
5. COI
6. ATL
7. PHX
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10 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
TUSCL dishonorably mentioned in a SW threadStripper takeout is not like pizza.
More like chinese food.
30 minutes after you finish you're hungry again.
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10 years ago
founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
Thoughts on a change...I strongly agree with posts about keeping bikini clubs and lingerie shops (that have the ability to provide private dances or back room services). Similarly, would keep the TJ "clubs" where love connections occur. In each of these cases, there is definitely stripping going on!!
Would vote with the masses regarding MPs and swinger clubs, though generally I would say, what is the harm in keeping? Would have no issue eliminating Male only clubs as not my cup o tea.
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10 years ago
Am I doing this right?Don't put the pussy on a pedestal.
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10 years ago
USA Monger Guide^^^ Agreed, completely. Well articulated. Point each other to the right town. Point each other to the right club in the right town. That should be enough. Discretion IS the better part of valor.
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10 years ago
What did you guys do before TUSCL and the internet?yeah we were all looking for the same thing . . . the E, M and N pages were usually gone!
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10 years ago
las Vegas suggestionsI've had consistently good fortune at Excalibur and MGM. Look at females sitting alone on bar stools in casino area. Better than 50-50 chance they're talent.
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10 years ago
What did you guys do before TUSCL and the internet?Yellow pages in hotel phone book (if it hasn't already been ripped out by another PL).
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10 years ago
las Vegas suggestionsCircle the bars in the casinos and watch for an attractive woman sitting alone whose gaze finds you. Keep moving and keep looking for eye contact. If a woman is looking for you to stop, she'll make eye contact. When you stop, just say, "Hi! Have you been lucky tonight?". If you've misjudged her intentions, it is a harmless question not uncommon to Vegas. If you have struck your target, she'll let you know with her reply!
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10 years ago
las Vegas suggestions^^^ agree heartily with jerikson and shailynn's 3rd paragraph unless you are there for viewing only. SC everywhere else in the U.S. when you travel. No bueno in Vegas.
Stroll the casino floors for a good time. Caesar's, Flamingo, Planet Hollywood, Bally's, Paris, Excalibur, MGM, Aria all target rich to name a few. Really, any bar inside any LV casino on any given day is a possibility.
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10 years ago
What did you guys do before TUSCL and the internet?Trial and error. Wasted some funds. Some were better then and some are better now. I used to love the New Century in San Fran back in the day. Great back rooms! Now the accountants remodeled and wrecked it.
Same thing with Vegas -- ran much better back then under the wiseguys than the corporations now.
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10 years ago
Naming namesRespectfully, Jerikson, your opinion seems to be in the minority on this. That doesn't make everyone else correct. But, just saying . . . LE absolutely monitors this shit.
Why not be smart and remember what we're trying to accomplish here. Let's work together and put the crappy clubs and crappy dancers out of business. Then, we can all enjoy what survives.
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10 years ago
Naming namesMy vote: name the ROBs by name. Note the clubs in detail where extras are studiously NOT permittted. Punish the clubs deserving of bad reviews with your numeric rankings most harshly so that those that follow don't waste their funds/time chasing down dead-ends. I hate reading a largely negative review and then seeing an overall ranking of 3-stars. Really??
Otherwise, keep what you catch and eat what you kill.
Protecting the anonymity of clubs and their employees that meet or exceed our expectations should be our first order of business. We need to couch what we say to protect our favorite clubs and providers from unwanted external criticism/investigation.
Oh yeah, and silly acronmys and abbreviations fool no one and can be used as evidence.