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impala

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75 posts by impala

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The Stripper Deadbeat Boyfriend

Not long ago met another stripper with a deadbeat boyfriend (as we all have). She was going on and on about how he was having problems keeping a job and how she was trying to make extra money so…

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 74

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Where have all the Strip clubs gone?

And yes, before anyone says anything I know that this topic has been brought up before many times and discussed, and we can all blame the easy access to internet porn and the political changes we have all seen. I am…

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 5 13

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Rules to follow to avoiding getting robbed OTC

And, to start with, I'm not just talking about a ROB (rip off bitch), but to actually avoid getting robbed (held up if you may). After a discussion with a co-worker that recently had a less than pleasurable experience,…

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 40

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Time in purgatory

I've been stuck for a few weeks on a job in south central Virginia, no strip clubs within an hour and a half, no amps, and the only bar (if you want to call it that) in town is an…

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 24

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Learned a neat trick

Have you ever been to a strip club that had wall mounted juke boxes in each of the VIP rooms? Do you hate having it cut out after 3 minutes because the management has programmed them to do that?…

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 7

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The (Fake?) Club Camera Cundundrum

One thing when I go to a club I haven't been to before is to scope the place out for cameras. Usually when I see a bunch it may be an indication that they are also in the back,…

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 20

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Older strippers

Recently I have found myself starting to gravitate toward older dancers. Now, I'm not talking about strippers that are well beyond their prime or one that should have stop dancing a decade ago. But recently I have started…

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 29 34

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Sorry if I have been cynical lately

Sorry if I've been sounding a little cynical lately (as a few of you have PM'd me and told me). Just kinda tired of the stripper shit and drama I've been dealing with. I don't know if it's…

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 15

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Take a chance or a sure thing

Your sitting in a club and you see a solid 9 walking around and really want to spend some time in the back with, but never can get her attention. Then there is a 5/6 that's not all that…

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 24

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Swingers party update (don't get too excited)

Well, went last night and was all excited about participating in some kinky debaucheree. What I thought was going to basically be open sex and blow jobs ever time you turned around was more of a house party where…

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 4

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Swingers Party Update

As I told you all earlier this week, I was invited to a swingers party. Well, tonight's the night, and I'm gonna go for it. Wish me luck, and hopefully tomorrow I have a good story to tell!

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 6

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First extras

How long after you started clubbing did it take till you got your first real extra (bj or fuck)? Has to be on site, not OTC. For me first time I went I got a BJ (and that…

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 24

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Swingers party

Has anyone here ever been to a swingers party? Got an invite to go to one this weekend. Friend of mines wife just called me and said that there is a swingers party that they were invited to…

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 35

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Underground Clubs

Anyone ever been to an "underground" strip club? Last night was my first experience with one. I guess all the locals know that it's a private club but don't really know what all goes on. Best thing…

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 28 18

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Have you ever met Whiskey Dick

Well, hate to admit it but had trouble getting it up tonight. Was drinking scotch pretty hard when I decided to take a chick back to the VIP. Well, it happened and mr happy didn't want to wake…

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 22

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Does it make me a pathetic looser?

Well, after being off work for a month I finally got called back late last week. With everything that went on my mind should be other places like getting caught up or finding out what damage my accounts have…

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 6 22

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Well, looks like I'm gonna be taking a break for a while

Went into the office this morning and was met by my boss, his boss, and the HR manager. Myself and 2 other individuals were told that things have been slow lately and we had been chosen to participate in…

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 7 31

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Reason NOT to call a backpage escort and have her come to your hotel

I broke one of my cardnal rules, I called a backpage escort and had her come to my hotel the other night. And before anyone says it, yes, it was stupid. I usually if doing so go to…

impalaVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 6 15

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State stripper registry

Was hanging out with my brother over the weekend and he was telling me about a conversation he was having with a friend of his that is a state representative (don't ask me his name, he wouldn't tell me but…

impalaVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 14

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Vehicle broke into while at strip club

Now, this didn't happen to me (thank god), but one of the guys I work with had his company vehicle broke into (and pretty much emptied of all sorts of company tools and parts) while he sat in s strip…

impalaVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 13

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Anyone been to Club Good Times in Columbia PA lately

Hey, is anyone been to Club Good Times in Columbia, PA lately? Looks like I'm gonna be stuck close to there tomorrow night and was wondering if worth my time. If not, what is recommended. If you…

impalaVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 59 6

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Heading down to Charlotte, NC

Heading down to Charlotte, NC for a few days. I've read the reviews but looking for a low bucks high mileage spot with extras available. Feel free to message me direct

impalaVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 13

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Pregnant Strippers

The other night I stopped by a former favorite club of mine (actually more of a go go bar) that I had dent been to in a while. What caught my attention was 3 of the dancers that were…

impalaVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 19

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First night dancing

Would love to hear about encounters others have had with first time dancers. Now, I don't mean a new dancer to a club, but actual first night they have ever danced. In my many years I have seen…

impalaVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 27

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Seeing a stripper outside the club (and not OTC)

Other night was walking through the local mall doing a little Christmas shopping when I saw a family with some that I recognized. There was a 30 something man, his late 20's wife, and 2 kid I'd say 5…

impalaVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 19
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