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5 years ago

OT: What have you been watching (besides porn) during the lockdown?

Tiger King: gay redneck and wacky bunch of characters abuse tigers and definitely kill their husbands. Worth a watch. Shitt's Creek: Rich entitled family loses everything, so they have to move into the small...

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5 years ago

A PL's guide to how I am handling the quarantine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AJUUwy7LRI...

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5 years ago

OT: Vegas overall strategy (incl escorts)

"Asking for a friend" lol A good buddy of mine is heading to Vegas and asked me to recommend a sex tour strategy. Based on what he likes (same things I like) I...

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5 years ago

Any stripper trends you've noticed in the past 3 years?

Obviously, the delightful trend that I keep getting older, and they stay the same age, still holds. Winning team! West Side Trollas! Okay, beyond that, here's two things I've definitely noticed over the...

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6 years ago

First, thank you guys from Phoenix for all the spot-on advice and g-2. Quick TR. First, background: in January I asked for advice on SCs for Phoenix, since a bunch of my buddies...

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6 years ago

[SJGs Basement] I'm in here right now...

.... and the shit that's in here would blow your mind, man! When you're in here, pi is a rational number, time sometimes flows backwards, and.. hey, is that Jimmy Hof--...

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6 years ago

GPS Unleashed: Tell stories here!

Cashman-->"They probably never buy drinks in clubs or civilian bars. They must have their asses kissed every day. They probably know that a smile can get them out of a speeding ticket. " Thought this...

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6 years ago

Phoenix SC crawl

Planning on an SC crawl with some friends in Feb or March. This will be a PL crowd. We'd like to hit a variety of clubs. Prefer clubs with alcohol but...

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6 years ago

Wrong about Vegas - Palomino kinda rocks

So, after years of telling PLs that Vegas is a complete waste, and suggesting you skip SCing there entirely -- save the $$ and SC almost anywhere else, you'll have a better time --...

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6 years ago

Your experiences with stripper employee status in CA so far

In SF, all the DV clubs (that is, every club but one) went to employee rather than contractor status a few weeks ago. (Another contributor told me about this 2 months ago, but it...

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6 years ago

OT: What happens when you mix a nerd, farts, glitter, and a ROB... fun revenge v

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo TL;DW: nerd builds a glitter & fart-spray package bomb, puts cameras in it, sets it on porch for package thieves to find; hilarity ensues ...

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6 years ago

Strippers giving their phone # to customers: SW perspective

The question that kicked it off! SWdancer1: Do we have any dancer advice for keeping in contact with customers to reel them into the club to keep spending? SWdancer2: Honestly it can be too difficult to...

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7 years ago

TUSCL twitter hashtags

#SheWalkedMeToTheDoor #IJustGotHere #FuckYouJackie #IHaveNiceEyes #I<3FatGirls...

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7 years ago

From SW: How to spot a timewaster

-->"Refuses to interact with you during your approach and greeting. Is not interested in your offer to come back with a friend. This guy has no money & came in to fill up space." Or,...

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7 years ago

Left to right, pick a number from 1-5. Post it here before you click the link, and tell us how you feel about your choice: http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/DUFF-meme.jpg I will warn you in advance, there's a...

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7 years ago

SW and TUSCL: United at last

SelinaM-->"How do bird-brained owners like this stay in business? My club has been slow all month, really badly to the point where we either have 25 girls desperate to make their bills or 3...

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7 years ago

Please inform of my untimely demise

From SamPepys discussion of ATF's OTC handicapping: -->"She told me she has even told family how to inform me if something does happen to her." So, any PLs have such orders in place? I will...

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7 years ago

Stripper to Hobbyist: Fun(?), TLDR story

I spoke to one of my ATATFs recently. She was an awesome and somewhat legendary stripper in this area: beautiful exotic face, incredible slim body, and a bubbly outgoing friendly personality that made...

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7 years ago

Floating down the River Denial with SW

Thread: TER Rubs me the wrong way: Dopey-->"I don't understand why there are so many angry men on there?? Saying awful things about "hookers" (their term) some even call us desperate or druggies...and it's...

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7 years ago

Bathroom Troll Interview

Flagooner mentioned in another thread that he's interviewing for the position of bathroom troll ... a position for which, based on his posts, he seems radically under-qualified for. Let's help flagooner achieve his...

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8 years ago

OT: Juice Lifehacks

I was nosing around the interweb, and found a secret backdoor (sproing-oing-oing!) to Juice's next how-to-live-like-Juice page. Here it is: Use a toilet seat to hold your plate while watching TV: http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/shitty-life-pro-tips-41-5891ea45d1044__605.jpg Use the metal...

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8 years ago

SW girls tell you the worst cities & states to dance in

How does this compare to your "worst cities to PL in" list? Chicago All of California, special call-outs to: - LA: compete with thousands of beautiful girls, then mgmt takes a lot of your $ - SF: management...

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8 years ago

An interesting one: Too hot for the club (from SW)

NYC.Bianca-->"Ok, I need some advice from other dancers. I have asked a lot of club employees from Vegas, Portland & Denver about this issue I have sometimes (more times than not) at clubs where I...

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8 years ago

Well well well ... Surprising SW thread

babb--->"Why is this in hustle hut??? Because our attitudes about our customers effects our hustle more than anything. If we hate our customers and have shit attitudes about them, we burn out and we...

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8 years ago

SW Girls vs Semen: Splooge 1, SW -2739

CoinOperatedGirl-->"Ew Ew Ew Ewwwwww. Last night this kid was proudly like "Wow! I came so fast- Thanks!" and I was kind of shocked- I was grinding, but it had been half a song, I...

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8 years ago

How long do you talk before you get a dance? (Trigger warning: SW content)

From SW: mahogany_xo-->"I don't like the customers who require I participate in a 15 minute discussion with before they agree to let me dance for them." I've seen similar sentiments many, many times on SW....

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8 years ago

From SW: Which customers make you feel awkward?

seashell-->"Women, in general. And also men who seem perfectly normal or look like someone I'd want to date. I'd honestly rather dance for the uggos and weirdos whose opinions I don't care about, lol....

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8 years ago

Thanksgiving to NYE slowdown

Around here, from Thanksgiving to New Years Eve, the strip clubs slow down, particularly so for dayshift -- just as the girls need cash for presents and vacations. This is one of those...

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8 years ago

Your SC standard by which you judge other SCs

Do you have a standard by which you always judge other SCs? What's unique about your standard, or what are the characteristics that make it so? Did you discover this club during...

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8 years ago

What's the 1999 MBOT of SCs today?

I'm wondering what club you guys think of as the nearest equivalent of Mitchell Bros Ofarrell Theater in 1999. I'll give you a (probably over-romanticized) description of MBOT in 1999, and you all...

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8 years ago

Maiden in Distress vs Spoiled Princess

There's a pattern many strippers use with their regulars ... they go from crisis to crisis, "I'm going to get kicked out of my apartment if you don't give me $400", "My car broke...

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8 years ago

Feeling ignored by the Strippers?

Let the sweethearts of StripperWeb learn you some good manners! Selected excerpts from the thread, Customer Not to Approach "Guys who wear sunglasses in the club. " "Guys who lay their money out on their...

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8 years ago

Exposed: Shocking FLAW in The System(tm)

From SW: crystalize-->"Do you go up to the guy who looks the wealthiest, or the guy who has given you signals that he is interested in you, first?" We Had a Rabbit Like You-->"I don't put...

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8 years ago

Importance of grinding: from 1-10

This is for non-extras lap dances, VIPs, etc. (or if you only do extras dances, say so in your reply) 1 = Yawn 10 = Her grinding should get me hard or make me LDK fast,...

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8 years ago

Dancer:Customer Ratios

I was reading another thread where a poster postulated "let's say the dancer - customer ratio is 1:3..." It occurred to me right there that we have drastically different expectations --...

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8 years ago

Worst stripper names: Ricochet Awards

We haven't had a "worst stripper names" discussion in years (at least based on tuscl search). So, in honor of Ricochet https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=44444 what are the worst stripper names you've heard? To me,...

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8 years ago

Stripclub Epiphanies

Always a fun topic! Strip Club Ephiphany: some experience you had in the strip club that changed the way you do you strip clubbing, or the way you think about strippers, or the...

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8 years ago

Nastiest thing a dancer has ever said (from StripperWeb)

And you think the strippers say fucked up shit to US... thought you might enjoy some of the gems strippers say to each other "if the only way you can get a dance, is by...

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8 years ago

Guys not to approach (From stripperweb)

Here's the kinds of guys the stripperweb girls say not to approach. You fit any of these? https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?183171-Customers-not-to-approach 1. The guy that as soon as you sit down gets a dirty...

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8 years ago

OTC Offer -- stripper calls over a manager

I have heard non-tuscl PLs write, on so many occasions that I am certain it's a very common fear, "I'd like to ask her OTC, but I'm afraid she'll get really angry with me,...

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9 years ago

When I die, please notify the strippers ...

Everyone's got a little something embarrassing and pathetic in their closet, here's mine... The few of you who bother to wade through my posts, already know that I tend to spend a LOT of...

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9 years ago

Best SC Aphorisms

Aphorism: a pithy observation that contains a general truth, such as, “if it ain't broke, don't fix it.” (according to the googs) My two faves so far: Lopaw: I'll beg for pussy, and I'll...

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9 years ago

Your stageside face

The most common body postures and facial expressions I see stageside range from "disinterested cool guy with a poker face" to "you can tell by my smirk you better impress me". The guys...

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9 years ago

From SW: Stripper Ages

As you read the SW take, and respond, I'm interested in knowing from you guys: - Do you care what age your stripper is? - Are there particular ages that turn you on? - Do...

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9 years ago

Stripper Acts of Honesty

Was at the club last month with buddies. My one buddy got a bit too drunk. He took his girl to the VIP (they'd already made one or two trips there earlier),...

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9 years ago

My new, objective rating system

I decided to take a cue from Yelp, Amazon ratings, and Facebook Likes. Who cares if I think a stripper is a 6 or a 9, I'm just one guy. What do...

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9 years ago

In praise of the Y

Ass, breasts, face, hips, legs get all the glory. I wonder if I"m the only one who is sometimes driven crazy by the Y -- the pubis and pelvis. There's an Asian...

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9 years ago

How much to charge for talking (From StripperWeb)

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?208209-How-much-to-charge-for-talking Tam2087-->"Hey I have a customer that comes in for 2-4 hrs, he talks fpe 30mins- 1hr, then gets 5-7 dances at $30 a dance and then wants to talk for the rest of the...

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