From SW: How to spot a timewaster
Subraman
Car key and wallet dating your sister
Thursday, February 1, 2018 1:22 PM
-->"Refuses to interact with you during your approach and greeting. Is not interested in your offer to come back with a friend. This guy has no money & came in to fill up space."
Or, he doesn't like you and the last thing he wants is for you to bring along a friend too, no?
-->"Appears to be under the influence of hard narcotics or is very drunk (smells and looks drunk.)"
Fuck. Sorry juice
-->"Indian guys who ask you to show them your pussy while you're on stage. I showed him my middle finger poking out of my crotch and told him he could suck it later, very effective."
BITCH, LET'S SEE HOW GENTLE WE HANDLE YOUR BELONGINGS NEXT TIME YOU ASK US TO MOVE AND PACK YOU FROM MUMBAI TO KALAHORE
-->"Guys that talk constantly without letting you get a word in edgewise. They don't want you to have time to talk sexy and ask for a dance."
Just trying to increase the intimacy for some front room action and makeout session. No, we won't be doing VIPs, I'll be taking you home when it's time for my own pants to come down.
-->""What, it's an extra 10% to pay with my card? 10%?!" I know they're going to be a pain in the arse as soon as I hear that."
Ha, I'd love to hear this stripper's reaction if she were told the club were taking an extra 10% from her. She's very generous with other people's money LOL
-->""What does your man think about what you do?""Your man let's you do this for a living?""If were your man I would get you out of here and take care of you.""
I'm with the girls on this one!
-->"- A group of guys eating expensive food with drinks in a private booth. They never seem to be an easy sale and always want to have you hang out for an hour for drinks. Sometimes they will tip you, but you should always negotiate a price for your time at their table upfront."
Ha! That's me and my douchey friends! Negotiate price for time up front. Cool. Cool cool cool. Tight. Tight. And no, GTFO.
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