Comments by IanSmith (page 3)

Q: Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their legs? A: So they won't be mistaken for feminists.

^^^^^Cunt Fuck one sheep and they never let you forget. Fields Ave in January. See you there.

Thanks all around for the excellent feedback. Sounds like Scarlett’s, then Tootsies and some time at SOBE. I’ll give both the Booby Trap and Pink Pony in Doral a go and then take it as it comes. And SlickSpic just fair warning but if you can’t live up to the pikey family genes I’ll cut you and take my DNA back.

B And remember: You can build a man a fire and keep him warm for a day or; you can LIGHT a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VHKpGJX29s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12tce-THLUE

Barbed Wire Love - SLF http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQAvrZHot6o When I hear it I get all misty eyed over the troubles and just want to smash that red headed bitch one more time.

If all your women are always under 30 without ever thinking about it you’re good to go. If all your women are under 30 but you make that a conscious decision, you are trying to hang on to your Alpha-male status. Over 30? You’ve crossed into Omega status scrounging for the left overs. Sorry mate. It happens to everyone eventually or so they tell me.

Neither the song nor vid did anything for me but I’m a simple guy with a Y chromosome and not about the flash: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0sik4yZHY8

A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. She stands next to the barber’s chair, eating a muffin while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies, "I'm gonna get tits too."

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totalling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which was worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out: “If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!” That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

@londonguy “Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.” LOL

@staxwell “I miss the Y chromosome. It's missing from this overly sensitive, emotionally vulnerable 24/7, Drake-ified, politically correct, organic deodorant wearing generation of entitled 'men', and I'm afraid that if something isn't done soon about this next generation of boys influenced by Justin Bieber, 'men' will one day stop desiring sex with strippers and prefer to sit down when they pee. Save dry whiskey, save the future of extras, stand up while you pee, and SAVE THE Y CHROMOSOME! FUCK ALL FEMINAZI'S & MALE FEMINISTS! I'M FUCKING BACK!” Fuckin’ spot on staxwell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

@georgmicrodong “And just exactly what is wrong with that?” Full disclosure. I shop in person so mail order isn’t something I would consider but wife #2 is Thai. What she got was a house I built for her overlooking the Chao Praya that she opened to an unknown number of relatives always coming and going along with a bevy of servants. I set her brother up in his own business and most important to her gave her enough trophies to satisfy her culturally status conscience mind even if one of them is a blue eyed devil child. What I got was a place to show up a few times a year, announce that the Lord of the Manor is home, be waited on as the royalty that I should have been is entitled and scrog the hottest woman I’ve ever known. I’m good with that but it isn’t for the faint of heart.

“trash whale"? WTF does it mean? Anyone? cheers

No blood = no sport. You yanks give me a shout when your American football reaches this level: Brazilian Soccer Fans Decapitate Ref After He Stabs, Kills Player Last Sunday, an amateur soccer match in Brazil came to an unbelievably gruesome end when a referee was murdered by outraged fans. His head was then cut off and placed on a spike. The beheading was retaliation; the ref initially stabbed a player to death. It happened in the Maranhão region of northeastern Brazil. Thirty-year-old Josenir dos Santos Abreu approached the referee, 20-year-old Otávio Jordão da Silva (pictured above) during a match to argue a call. Abreu reportedly threw a punch at da Silva, who then took out a knife he was carrying with him during the match, and stabbed the player. Abreu died of his wounds en route to the hospital. Meanwhile, the player's friends and family invaded the pitch and attacked da Silva. They reportedly tied up the referee, beat him, stoned him, lynched him, and then quartered him. When they finished, they cut off his head and placed it on a stake in the center of the field. So far, just one man, 27-year-old Luis Moraes Souza, has been arrested for the crime, and authorities are searching for two more. Valter Costa, the chief of police in Maranhão's town of Santa Ines, spoke in a statement. “Reports of witnesses have indicated some people that were in place at the time of the fact," he said. "We will identify and hold accountable all those involved. A crime will never justify another. Actions like this do not collaborate with the legality of a state law.” If you must, here is a link to a video showing da Silva's body, decapitated and all, after he was killed. But, we're warning you, it's extremely gruesome. http://deadspin.com/referee-kills-player-then-gets-beheaded-at-brazilian-so-685459212

@duomaxell “There's your problem, you think "traditional dating" involves the Internet.” Plus 1. @duomaxell “trash whale” Can someone please translate for an uneducated pikey? I get no results in a web search.

@Estafador. Right you are my man. My book report was shite and you’ve quite rightly called me on it. I’ve no excuse. I was always more interested in not getting my arse shot off instead of getting a proper public education. And look at me now. Three wives, one of which wants to kill me (two actually but I’m certain I can best the second one in a knife fight so she doesn’t count), no prospects for employment, a bone-idle layabout spending my days sleeping on the beach and my nights snorting whisky and drinking cocaine in some run down pub followed by the inevitable scrogging of a different piece of crumpet half my age late into the next morning (that last bit about half my age is an exaggeration but if I live another 10 or 12 years and if I were still scrogging the same slags they would then be old enough to be half my age but naturally I will probably be scrogging their younger sisters then). The worst bit is that I am constantly haunted by the fear that I will once again get so pissed that I wake up after another lost week with wife #4 and the only way to make the fear go away is to get pissed. What’s a man to do? So don’t follow my path. Stay in school, get a job, work hard every day and when your dotage finally arrives you can sit back in your favourite over-stuffed lounger, look back trying to remember the important details of what you read so many years ago and say to yourself “WTF”. BTW. POS = piece of shit. For some reason I remember that one. I also remember that smoking salmon isn’t as good as smoking heroin. I don’t know why I remember that but it must have been important somewhere along the way. cheers

So you troll because you don’t like the trolls. I’m good with that.

@TDHQ “This shit is hilarious.” Must be a cultural difference as to what is hilarious. Regarding what I tried to do, sorry but you’ve missed the mark on that as well.

@TDHQ “@Dougster: You were properly roasted, troll,” That was it? That was properly roasted? The funny went out of this shite quickly enough. Oh well, back to beer and poontang.

I don’t know how accurate or inaccurate the OP’s profile of Dougster is but his assertion of an “anti-social traits indicative of classic underachievers” connection is way off the mark. Quite the opposite usually. Anti-social traits are more often found in overachievers vice underachievers. But hell: “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!” “Germans?” “Forget it, he's rolling.” Funny shite this school boy taunting.

“those Brits love a good stabbing” Doesn’t everybody?