Comments by StripReviewer (page 2)

Yep, it was horrible and finding out the place closed down gave me some joy. The girl on stage looked completely bored, and the lapdance was no touch, hands behind your head with signs up and down both sides of the room reminding the customer that the experience is for entertainment purposes only and that it's not her job to get you off.

I could see maybe doing something like that, unless I was asked then there would be no way.

Damn, I'm 31 and I always know I'm not the oldest dude there.

Hm, luckily I don't feel like a pariah where I go, and it's not like I dress up to impress or anything. That does sound messed up though.

One difference is male strippers have to be perfect physical specimens with under 10% body fat, whereas a female stripper can let herself go a little as long as she doesn't become a complete whale.

That's why I'll never exchange numbers with a stripper. I come when I've got money to spend and motivation to spend it, don't need or care to know who's working, if it's slow, boring, etc. The fact that I keep coming back already means I'm sold, and too much upsell is gonna end up closing my wallet rather than opening it up.

Correction, 152 years.

Zero, it's not legal here and getting arrested isn't the biggest concern I have with that.

Deep Space 9 was the best one because it was different without feeling like something other than Star Trek.

Lol, I almost did ask that. Anyway if I go into a strip club I fully expect an empty wallet when I leave. I'll even drop my last few dollars on the stage as I go just for good manners. Leaving with cash means I had bad stamina or the dance was bad.

Took me a moment or 2 to realize you meant Blackjack.

Yep, we're thinking along the same lines. If I want a sexual fishbowl I'll go to Hooters, slightly prettier girls and slightly less blueness in the ball area.

Also clicking contact info and going to the external sites, 2 different "agencies" list the same girl with the same pics. Not telling you what to do, but if I wanna pay to play I'll go where it's legal.

Ok, one of those girls pictures are of a Playboy coed, pictures she took for Playboy. Either that's her, or there's no telling what the girl actually looks like.

Yeah, wasn't talking about extras, just a bad dance. Not gonna bother after all since she had technical proficiency, just didn't like the dead silence.

Yeah, I get local ordinances and all that, still for me I'd rather have a girl on the computer screen I can't touch than a girl 3 feet away I can't touch.

I like to switch it up, I'm in my 30s but I talk like I'm from the 30s. "Check out the swell gams on that tomato".

Did he snort them off a stripper's ass?

Lucky me the only bad club I've ever been to is 4 or 500 miles away, and no I wouldn't drop in even if I was passing by.

I've figured out I need $600 in my pocket to enjoy the night. I don't necessarily need to spend $600, though I could. In fact part of the reason I need that much is so I don't have regrets walking out with an empty wallet.

Fuck all that, just go where it's legal. Take a bus, take a plane, drive, just don't do anything you have to be paranoid about.

If I ever wanted to pay a woman to talk to me I'd probably just go to Hooters.