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11 years ago
Yep, it was horrible and finding out the place closed down gave me some joy. The girl on stage looked completely bored, and the lapdance was no touch, hands behind your head with signs up and down both sides of the room reminding the customer that the experience is for entertainment purposes only and that it's not her job to get you off.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I could see maybe doing something like that, unless I was asked then there would be no way.
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11 years ago
Damn, I'm 31 and I always know I'm not the oldest dude there.
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11 years ago
Hm, luckily I don't feel like a pariah where I go, and it's not like I dress up to impress or anything. That does sound messed up though.
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11 years ago
One difference is male strippers have to be perfect physical specimens with under 10% body fat, whereas a female stripper can let herself go a little as long as she doesn't become a complete whale.
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11 years ago
That's why I'll never exchange numbers with a stripper. I come when I've got money to spend and motivation to spend it, don't need or care to know who's working, if it's slow, boring, etc. The fact that I keep coming back already means I'm sold, and too much upsell is gonna end up closing my wallet rather than opening it up.
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11 years ago
Correction, 152 years.
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11 years ago
Zero, it's not legal here and getting arrested isn't the biggest concern I have with that.
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11 years ago
Deep Space 9 was the best one because it was different without feeling like something other than Star Trek.
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11 years ago
Lol, I almost did ask that. Anyway if I go into a strip club I fully expect an empty wallet when I leave. I'll even drop my last few dollars on the stage as I go just for good manners. Leaving with cash means I had bad stamina or the dance was bad.
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11 years ago
Took me a moment or 2 to realize you meant Blackjack.
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11 years ago
Yep, we're thinking along the same lines. If I want a sexual fishbowl I'll go to Hooters, slightly prettier girls and slightly less blueness in the ball area.
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11 years ago
Also clicking contact info and going to the external sites, 2 different "agencies" list the same girl with the same pics. Not telling you what to do, but if I wanna pay to play I'll go where it's legal.
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11 years ago
Ok, one of those girls pictures are of a Playboy coed, pictures she took for Playboy. Either that's her, or there's no telling what the girl actually looks like.
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11 years ago
Yeah, wasn't talking about extras, just a bad dance. Not gonna bother after all since she had technical proficiency, just didn't like the dead silence.
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11 years ago
Yeah, I get local ordinances and all that, still for me I'd rather have a girl on the computer screen I can't touch than a girl 3 feet away I can't touch.
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11 years ago
I like to switch it up, I'm in my 30s but I talk like I'm from the 30s. "Check out the swell gams on that tomato".
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11 years ago
Did he snort them off a stripper's ass?
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11 years ago
Lucky me the only bad club I've ever been to is 4 or 500 miles away, and no I wouldn't drop in even if I was passing by.
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11 years ago
I've figured out I need $600 in my pocket to enjoy the night. I don't necessarily need to spend $600, though I could. In fact part of the reason I need that much is so I don't have regrets walking out with an empty wallet.
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11 years ago
Fuck all that, just go where it's legal. Take a bus, take a plane, drive, just don't do anything you have to be paranoid about.
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11 years ago
If I ever wanted to pay a woman to talk to me I'd probably just go to Hooters.