Comments by duomaxwell (page 4)

I love Boston accents, personally.

@jackslash - wasn't Oscar Wilde gay? It isn't a large percentage of men that go to strip clubs in the first place, an even smaller percentage indulge in extras, so if your argument is based on the availability of P4P monogamy is just as viable as it ever was.

Be nice to the other dancers and don't get stripper head.

Just be nice and polite and flirtatious and try to close the sale in about 3-4 songs so your actual personality won't put them off of buying dances from you, ha.

That was very nice of them to offer her to you, what good friends you have.

@slick L O FUCKING L

I can only speak for myself, but I don't care how much money's on the table, I could just never do it... I suffer from enough weird feelings about random hook-ups with people I actually like.

I've never even come close to having an orgasm while dancing. Conversely, I've given my fair share.

The hottest dancer in Portland has the proportions of a dwarf!

Ageism, it applies to all y'all old farts!

...how have you never heard of Pearl Jam?

@staxwell if you don't think that's in their top 20 you're high and you probably like Creed

@slick - the best Pearl Jam song of all time is more of a punk song: "state of love and trust"

@sharkhunter @ilbbaicnl - Yeah, management probably wouldn't do anything. They tend to look the other way/side with the dancers and the custy in question would probably end up getting banned from the club if he went to management with the story.

^ Like I pay full price *scoff* I kind of want to expand on this though, that line of thinking with strippers is extremely problematic. The only lesson they would realistically teach that guy (aside from how to hide bodies) is that there is absolutely no reason to respect strippers/women as people because they obviously don't hold anyone else in the same regard. Plus, he would probably never return to that club again and they're losing out on a potentially long-term customer.

That's a dumb idea, there are so many ways that could blow up in their faces. Then again, a customer tipped me about $300 the other day and at the end of the night was asked if I was going back to his hotel room and I was like "lol no" and he got pretty mad.

@gsb - it's toreizu

Guess they didn't know I had an instagram

Hm, I'd think it's more like 40%, you can have a good roster of regulars but you have to keep that new blood coming in to keep making good money.

Like I would "shank" anyone!

Sometimes it's fun to go in and visit your friends after you stop dancing at a club.

My brother and I call that the Florida Game. It's where you walk into a party and whoever has had sex with the most people in the room wins.

@kittykate - You could watch/read them, they're pretty interesting. Or conversely, Wikipedia them.

Someone tried to do that to me back in the days of MySpace and I was like "I don't care". Somewhere my nudes are on the internet and to this day I just don't care.

^ @Alucard - His assessment was pretty accurate. Staring isn't creepy, stalking is creepy. Creepy customer that somehow manages to find me at random places around the city is creepy.