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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
No amount of money in the world could get me to smash that Hulk, bruh.
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11 years ago
every so often I like to give a lap dance to an extremely poor person to keep me humble
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11 years ago
I think it's easier to have insipid conversations when slightly intoxicated/drinking is fun.
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11 years ago
@slick - True, I have a customer that's all ready to leave his wife and "run away" with me and it's just like... man, what do you think we're going to do when we get to where we're going? I'm going to have to take my fake eyelashes off and take a shit. If I'm a magical sex goddess it's only between the hours of 8-3am, because then I'm tired and cranky and my feet hurt and I want to watch American Horror Story and everyone else needs to shut the fuck up.
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11 years ago
StripperWeb just rubs me the wrong way, it's like an RP with an illusion of purpose.
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11 years ago
Whenever guys say that they want to "date a stripper" I'm not sure that it means what they think it means.
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11 years ago
@former_stripper - I don't do extras either. Truthfully, I'm a bit of a snob and I've got become very good at playing head games with the types customers my particular club attracts and that's why I consistently make money. What was dancing like in the 90s? Was it really like Striptease and Showgirls? Did everyone really wear such high thongs?
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11 years ago
@tdkrises - It's not about being played, I think the uncomfortable part comes when a guy is clearly using something he learned on a PUA website in an attempt to get into my pants and I'm just like "Oh my God...why would you ever think that would work?"
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
That's the experience of so many dancers. My ex was the same way, we'd get into a fight and he'd say "YEAH? WELL YOU PROBABLY SUCK DICK FOR MONEY!" and I'd reply, "IF THAT WERE THE CASE I'D HAVE A LOT MORE MONEY!". Yeahhhhhh.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I'm watching it right now, God bless John Waters.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
lol @ "menusha"
I also read this in the voice of the comic book guy from The Simpsons.
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11 years ago
@superdude That's absolutely horrible.
@tdkrises - be hot and be her type? whenever guys try to use "routines" on me I can always see right through it and I get reeeeeally uncomfortable.
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11 years ago
You can't take it with you, man. Just think about what you can spend realistically and only take that amount in with you.
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11 years ago
@Rachel - Yeah, I like to just keep conversations incredibly superficial and do a lot of communicating nonverbally. Realistically, I have nothing in common with most middle-aged men and while we COULD talk about our interests/hobbies/music or whatever chances are neither of us really know what the other person is talking about. Everyone understands flirting, though.
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11 years ago
@govikings - I meant that if you want to quick-sell dances & VIP rooms then you want people to objectify you and it's harder for them to do that when you stop acting like an object. Not EVERYONE is looking for that, though, some people want real human connection and GFE and that's all fine and dandy, but having to connect with everyone on some kind of magical, special strip club level takes a toll on you after awhile. It's like dating everyone. I just think the first way is easier.
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11 years ago
@Dolfan - he's just a friend, we were talking about our interests in regards to sex and he told me that he doesn't enjoy receiving blowjobs but he likes eating girls out.
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11 years ago
I don't think guys want to hear about your boyfriend or really, much about your life away from the SC at all. IME, you make more money if you don't quite seem human.
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11 years ago
@rachel - what, traveling and dancing? I've only worked one place that required a permit, truthfully idk if Nola does or not.
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11 years ago
^ I've thought about this, I don't really know how helpful reviews from dancers would be for those looking for a customer's POV.
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11 years ago
@shadowcat - The friend that I am going with has told me that he doesn't like blowjobs. My mind was blown.
@gawker - I'm sayin'!
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11 years ago
@skibum I am oddly turned on just by reading that. I like it when people say 'bubbler'.
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
What do you MEAN money won't always overcome someone's disinterest in having sex with you? Surely you jest!
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11 years ago
/ we're all pink on the inside
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11 years ago
I'm a brown person, my vagina is brown.
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11 years ago
You're over-thinking it. It's really not that hard to get a job dancing anywhere, why are you waiting for so long?