Comments by Array (page 3)

I once flew in the upper deck of a 747. Very few seats. I could only imagine the fun which could be had there on a lightly loaded plane.

Wait, what? Are you saying that Democrats can be just as shady as Republicans? Just wait until Clarence Thomas hears about this!

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I saw a girl with her tongue split. I never want to see that again!

I once had one convinced to go with me to the opera.

Have you ever seen a Cirq du Soleil show? You get almost two hours of stuff like that.

On the other hand….. I once knew a dancer in Houston who would full service ITC for$200. But, it was like fucking a board, so it was one and done for me. Some weeks later she saw me in a club and asked for a repeat. I said $50, but she didn’t go away. A minute later I said “We’ll?” She said “I’m thinking about it.” I left the club very soon thereafter,

I can’t argue with you, guys!

Not quite the same, but…. We had just set the parameters when the waitress brought us drinks and a big stack of napkins. She discretely pulled the napkins aside to show the condom she also provided.

You must have done something to offend Dolly. My dances with Dolly have absolutely not been boring. Fully agree with your assessment of Diana.

I can’t be too much of a hypocrite. I cheated on my daughters’ mother multiple times. But as far as I can tell NO ONE except me and the strippers knew. No friends, no relatives, no co-workers, no casual acquaintances, no one. If nobody is hurt emotionally, physically or financially, I will keep my mouth shut.

I figure that enough women have seen my privates that I just don’t care anymore. Even the cleaning ladies in the Amsterdam airport didn’t bother me.

By the way, @ATAC, I know from your reviews that you have a fondness for Summer. She was there after 7 dressed in civvies. She had the attention of about a half dozen mongers. She is quite special.

Best wishes to you, Elmer. My mother, father and father-in-law all had by-pass surgery and came out of it much the better than when they went in. The only one who had problems afterward was my father-in-law who had diabetes, and his leg wound never healed properly. The heart was fine. It’s not the same, of course, but I had a catheterization 15 years ago and had a couple stents inserted. Within the next four years I ran 4 marathons and twice biked all the way across Iowa. Don’t worry too much about your sex life. It will come back as good as ever. Amazing things can be accomplished with a good surgeon and a good hospital.

@Shadowcat, I like the reference. A great movie.

Many of the extras clubs I’ve been to have an outrageous room fee, commonly anywhere from $200-500, and that’s before the girl makes her fee known. In such cases I’ll frequently offer her what she wants plus a significant fraction of the room fee to go OTC with me. It actually works sometimes.

Gary, PM sent.

I thought the word to know was “ chingame!”

Do you mean like the time 150 lb. me was sitting in a chair minding my own business and the fat 225 lb. stripper plopped herself on me? Fat, not thick or tall and athletic. Plopped herself on me, not sat on my lap. Not a comfortable situation at all!

I was in Detroit recently and stopped in Cricket and Landing Strip. Totally concur with your assessments of both.

If the OSU-Michigan game was in Ann Arbor we know what would happen. There would be a fight in the tunnel after the game!

Thanks, Rod. Lily was indeed one I considered, but she does not appear to be working this week.

Papi - yes, very much so.