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Comments by Array (page 2)

  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Would You Climb Mount Everest?
    I used to dream about climbing Everest, but dropped that thought when it became mainly a commercial activity sponsored by the Nepalese government. Too, too many people. I also suddenly remembered my moderate fear of heights. I’d love to climb places like Gran Teton or Half Dome. I tried climbing Angels Landing a few years ago but turned around when the chains started. A few months ago I decided to really face my fear of heights with the Edge Walk on the CN Tower in Toronto. It’s a walk around the outside of the tower at about 1158 feet. The difference though is the extent the tower goes to to ensure safety. It’s quite the thrill for those who can’t manage an Everest or Grand Teton or Angels Landing. Next time you’re in Toronto you should try it before your visit to Allure.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Array
    Pennsylvania
    As advertised
    Hahahaha! Both wrong! She made the remark in the midst of our mutual pleasuring. No brag, guys, just fact! This lady was an all around treat, guys, beautiful, personable, funny (see above) and an excellent entertainer in the VIP.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Array
    Pennsylvania
    Thursday Night
    @Techman, as I said single lap dances are not the primary dance mode here, and I’ve never actually had any. The 15 and 30 minute VIPs are most common.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Need Strip Clubs in Airports
    I once flew in the upper deck of a 747. Very few seats. I could only imagine the fun which could be had there on a lightly loaded plane.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: Lawmakers Dumped Their Shares In First Republic Bank Before The Company Coll
    Wait, what? Are you saying that Democrats can be just as shady as Republicans? Just wait until Clarence Thomas hears about this!
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Online scammers
    Hey, if you’re not satisfied with the bitcoin advice you’re getting on Tinder I can put you in touch with some bitcoin advisors on Seeking.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Best lap dances in Maryland with and without extras.
    I saw a girl with her tongue split. I never want to see that again!
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Alternate OTC Activities
    I once had one convinced to go with me to the opera.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    ATACdawg
    Thank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
    A duo pole dance
    Have you ever seen a Cirq du Soleil show? You get almost two hours of stuff like that.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Paying a girl significantly more than she asked for
    On the other hand….. I once knew a dancer in Houston who would full service ITC for$200. But, it was like fucking a board, so it was one and done for me. Some weeks later she saw me in a club and asked for a repeat. I said $50, but she didn’t go away. A minute later I said “We’ll?” She said “I’m thinking about it.” I left the club very soon thereafter,
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Array
    Pennsylvania
    Should have taken Option #1
    I can’t argue with you, guys!
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Givemegothgirls
    Milf lover and newbie nerd
    Has anyone ever been caught in the act
    Not quite the same, but…. We had just set the parameters when the waitress brought us drinks and a big stack of napkins. She discretely pulled the napkins aside to show the condom she also provided.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    I’ll be back
    You must have done something to offend Dolly. My dances with Dolly have absolutely not been boring. Fully agree with your assessment of Diana.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    rattdog
    New York
    OT: FATHER DAUGHTER SON IN LAW QUESTION
    I can’t be too much of a hypocrite. I cheated on my daughters’ mother multiple times. But as far as I can tell NO ONE except me and the strippers knew. No friends, no relatives, no co-workers, no casual acquaintances, no one. If nobody is hurt emotionally, physically or financially, I will keep my mouth shut.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    goldmongerATL
    The Square Above Charlie Weaver
    Strippers in the Men's Room
    I figure that enough women have seen my privates that I just don’t care anymore. Even the cleaning ladies in the Amsterdam airport didn’t bother me.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Array
    Pennsylvania
    This place is growing on me
    By the way, @ATAC, I know from your reviews that you have a fondness for Summer. She was there after 7 dressed in civvies. She had the attention of about a half dozen mongers. She is quite special.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Debauchery after open heart
    Best wishes to you, Elmer. My mother, father and father-in-law all had by-pass surgery and came out of it much the better than when they went in. The only one who had problems afterward was my father-in-law who had diabetes, and his leg wound never healed properly. The heart was fine. It’s not the same, of course, but I had a catheterization 15 years ago and had a couple stents inserted. Within the next four years I ran 4 marathons and twice biked all the way across Iowa. Don’t worry too much about your sex life. It will come back as good as ever. Amazing things can be accomplished with a good surgeon and a good hospital.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Extras in Fargo, ND
    @Shadowcat, I like the reference. A great movie.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    shanny72
    Mayor of Titty City
    Otc pricing
    Many of the extras clubs I’ve been to have an outrageous room fee, commonly anywhere from $200-500, and that’s before the girl makes her fee known. In such cases I’ll frequently offer her what she wants plus a significant fraction of the room fee to go OTC with me. It actually works sometimes.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Gary7
    Bloomington, IN
    Too soon?
    Gary, PM sent.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    reverendhornibastard
    Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
    Second Chance at Diosas
    I thought the word to know was “ chingame!”
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
    Do skinny/short guys ever fear a stripper will break them?
    Do you mean like the time 150 lb. me was sitting in a chair minding my own business and the fat 225 lb. stripper plopped herself on me? Fat, not thick or tall and athletic. Plopped herself on me, not sat on my lap. Not a comfortable situation at all!
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Detroit trip report
    I was in Detroit recently and stopped in Cricket and Landing Strip. Totally concur with your assessments of both.