Comments by Uprightcitizen (page 111)

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    7 years ago
    ButterMan
    Indianapolis
    Do you ever worry that a stripper will see your TUSCL reviews and know it's you?
    I dont really mind but come to think of it I only told one dancer who used to post here some time back herself. Before you ask I am not sure what her handle was and she wants to remain anonymous anyways. I think I am more partial to sharing with a veteran vs. a newer girl. The more experienced girls have it all figured out and the newer/younger girls may get put off or perhaps shocked (too much too fast).
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    7 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Best stripclub name
    Jeezus Larry really?!?! I hope you are trolling me cause thats kinda fked up...
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    7 years ago
    ebuchh13
    Missouri
    New and needing advice, please!
    Ebuch as a 21 year old you are probably not emotionally equipped to deal with her in the club. I said probably and the only way to know is to see her outside the club in a date/friend capacity. Inside the club is literally another world where its non-reality. You will only know really outside this world but you are young enough to be a possible bf but its a long shot...
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    7 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Best stripclub name
    There was also a Champagne street somewhere nearby which reminds me of an old joke..."I knew a girl who lived on Champagne and Dix, she used to go down on Dix for groceries" badum tish
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    7 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Best stripclub name
    "Chix on Dix" on Dix Ave. In Detroit was probably my favorite name. Sadly it has been long closed.
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    7 years ago
    Eve
    Where there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
    How many of you are child free?
    No kids here...or as i say "I have one, me". But I would say Eve I would look at all options before making that choice. You are indeed young and things will change over your life that may change your outlook.
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    7 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Most Pathetic PL Moment
    Did he at least finish remodeling her basement?
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    7 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Most Pathetic PL Moment
    Buying my all time ATF presents and celebrating her bday in the club bringing her a fking cake. Total PL material and that girl had me totally by the balls.
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    7 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    OT: Computer Programming
    You act like you are stuck in some kind of time warp SJG. Its like that scene in Fight Club where crazy Ed Norton is reading those crappy old books in the dilapidated old house library. Maybe you sell books in some second hand store and reading all this random crap and surfing the net while you are sitting around reminising on your past. I suppose it could also be the institutions dated library of donated books. Either way we dont care about computer languages from 20 fking years ago in a Strip Club Forum. Seriously how dull can you make these threads!!! Whats next? Treatises on sailing ships from the 16th century?
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    7 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    I Want To Become A Strippers Boyfriend
    This topic reminds me of a favorite cartoon by B. Kliban https://twitpic.com/bws91
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    7 years ago
    Kind of felt guilty...
    Wow I thought she tasted kinda funny. Yea I bring a 8 - $1 bills to ball it up with the dancers and a bunch of quarters in my change purse for the waitstaff and pretend I am too good for the place. Then I get DFK front room action using the SJG method since I dont need money cause I treat them like a civie which is what they really want. Oh, so you say this method will not produce results? Well when you piss off enough customers with a HTT attitude suddenly I get lots of funny tasting DFK after they get warmed up right after VIP. I say what a winning plan for front room action!
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    7 years ago
    ppwh
    Myanmar
    Keith Raniere's Organization
    SJG's hero
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    7 years ago
    Here goes nothing... reply to a frequent question
    PD thanks for your discussion. The US is ass backward on issues legislating sexuality compared to more mature countries in Europe, etc. Its a personal choice with unfortunate risks for both parties here. Heck even in Canada and Mexico they are ok with it in the law to some degree. I am optimistic some day there will be more acceptance of it but probably not in my lifetime.
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    7 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Choking ?
    Had a few girls that liked this but its really a choice on her part. It is a form of bdsm as Subraman mentioned and is a highly submissive act on her part.
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    7 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Deep throat or head action ?
    Best head I ever got is from a FC girl here in Detroit with several eye rolling deep throat bbbjcimnqns. Nothing has come close except maybe a SA college girl I have seen (also DT)
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    7 years ago
    bubba267
    Livin my inner redneck
    Interesting Observation $20 bill vs $50 bill
    So I can tell you many poker players and gamblers dont like 50's for whatever reason. I dont really get it but 20's are common and accepted without question. But she is a strippler and thus has weird ideas and random likes and dislikes. Dont hurt your brain too much...
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    7 years ago
    Readers Choice
    Tell us your funnest experiences as a dancer.
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    7 years ago
    SebastianCobb
    California
    Wiring her money
    This is the girl you were whining about who wont friend you on Facebook? Now you are whining she wont take your wired money while she parties? Dude, do you know how pathetic you really sound? You are now on the sort list for PL of the year!
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    7 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Foreplay - Yes/No ?
    Foreplay of some kind is essential which can include sexy talk, caressing, eye contact, kissing, seductive moves and getting those body signals she is ready to go.
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    7 years ago
    warhawks
    Crazy Town USA
    OT: Woman attacks husband. No charges?
    Lol I can just imagine it....supicious wife takes sleeping husbands phone and gently gets his fingerprint to unluck it while he sleeps. Next think he know some crazy woman is beating him on the head with his phone calling him a goat fkr or something. Let this be a lesson to any of you married guys use biometrics vs a passcode.
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    7 years ago
    Buying dancers drinks
    Yay, unless she hits me up right away to buy one for her. That is a big turn off
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    7 years ago
    Electronman
    Too much of a good thing is never enough
    OTC in the club parking lot?
    Done the car with SA and OTC dancers. I would be worried if it was the Scooby Do van that her mask would fall off revealing Old Man Cruthers. Zoinks!