I Want To Become A Strippers Boyfriend
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Man, I’ve been really grouchy lately for a number of reasons with no relief in sight. Exercising helps a little but the relief is only temporary.
Anyway, it’s times like this that I say to myself, I know it would be a boring life but I think I’d be okay with being a jobless strippers boyfriend living in her moms basement as long as I could sit at home and play video games all day. I’d also request a membership to a rev center or gym. Heck I’d even clean and cook for her too, and drive her back and forth to work.
I guess I’d have to get used to “Friday night going out to dinner” would now be me going to Taco Bell instead of somewhere like Bonefish and a fancy meal out would go from Fleming’s to Panera Bread, but I think I could adjust.
The bright side would be I’d get to sleep with a stripper for free, but I’m gonna have to get some tattoos, gauges in my ears and probably rack up at least 2 misdemeanors if I’m going to nab a half decent stripper.
Anyway, it’s times like this that I say to myself, I know it would be a boring life but I think I’d be okay with being a jobless strippers boyfriend living in her moms basement as long as I could sit at home and play video games all day. I’d also request a membership to a rev center or gym. Heck I’d even clean and cook for her too, and drive her back and forth to work.
I guess I’d have to get used to “Friday night going out to dinner” would now be me going to Taco Bell instead of somewhere like Bonefish and a fancy meal out would go from Fleming’s to Panera Bread, but I think I could adjust.
The bright side would be I’d get to sleep with a stripper for free, but I’m gonna have to get some tattoos, gauges in my ears and probably rack up at least 2 misdemeanors if I’m going to nab a half decent stripper.
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Not really.
The way you are thinking is all wrong. Being an unemployed boyfriend means you’ve got nothing to do - and no desire to do anything. When your stripper asks if you can drive her - you tell her that you are busy - even when you plan to lay on the couch in sweats.
You never cook or do the dishes - that’s her job!
You need to understand that you are too brilliant for regular office work. You’d never fit in with those office drones. You need to brainstorm ideas about how you can hit it big with online gambling - as that’s right up your alley (if you were an unemployed stripper boyfriend).
You also need to be part of a band that never made it big - but did play a few parties in high school -
https://twitpic.com/bws91
Was in a high school band - check
Things are looking good for me! Thanks cashman1234 - I’ll put those things on my stripper boyfriend resume!!! Lol
I’m beginning to see your point, offering to cook clean and drive are way above and beyond a typical stripper boyfriends duties.
Sigh - one can daydream...
Was in a high school band - check
Things are looking good for me! Thanks cashman1234 - I’ll put those things on my stripper boyfriend resume!!! Lol
I’m beginning to see your point, offering to cook clean and drive are way above and beyond a typical stripper boyfriends duties.
Sigh - one can daydream...
Cherish your life the way it is. You have escapes that a stripper's boyfriend can not afford.
The boyfriend doesn’t drive her.
She drives HER car (which she pays for by sucking dick) and the boyfriend sits in the passenger seat with 2 or 3 of his drug/gaming buddies. She gets out of the car with her duffel bag of tricks and goes inside to drink all day/night and then the boyfriend and his “gang” come back and pick her up in her car.
Seen it happen way too many times at shift change.
@Cashman1234, I have to say, I've been in several strippers' appartments and, with one exception, it seems like no one is doing the dishes at all. Or the laundry, for that matter. I've only ever met one organized neat-freak in a strip club.
Shailynn - I’m enjoying this discussion! It’s fun - and there’s some real truth here too!
@mdfmk888, I wish, brother. God, I love those Midwestern chicks. I guess the grass is always greener.
Someone should write a thread about strippers' apartments/trailers/hovels full of expensive clothes but no food or baby formula. I've seen real doozies straight out of Better Homes and Gardens.
A. The cop.