Kind of felt guilty...
So I'm at the flight club near DTW tonight sitting at the upstairs bar. I see this obviously out of place customer. He's married, early 60's, has the look of a scared, lost kid caught doing something he shouldn't be doing. His wife obviously picked out his very expensive clothing. Pants are perfectly pressed, matching belt and shoes, heavily starched dress shirt. I study people and size them up for a living. I don't know why but this guy is annoying the living shit out of me. Maybe because he's drinking scotch and I don't like scotch. Maybe because he's obviously out of place and looks absolutely clueless as to the environment he's in. He's got this all American look to him AND he keeps blocking my fucking view of the stage. The dancers around us are all interchangeable. They're all 7-8's, skinny, big fake tits, tatted up and sleezy whores. I know how to deal with them. I decide I need to bust a nut. Maybe that'll put me in a better mood. So I pick the closest girl next to me. She's been watching me and knows I'm annoyed with this guy. Strippers are very perceptive and read people instantly. I guess just like I do. We go back to VIP she's hot as fuck. Knows I'm tense and agitated. She's a great distraction! Talks dirty to me. She's then blowing me and she's absolutely right she has put me in a better mood. I cum in her mouth, pay her and I'm not kidding she says when we go out watch me. I resume my seat at the bar feeling infinitely better. This chick goes up to the guy, turns him so I get a profile view and begins deep French kissing him. She turns so that his back is to me, twists her head over his shoulder and gives me the sexiest smile & wink while licking his ear and then kisses him some more. She took him into the back and before she did tells me to have a great night. That dude was just kissing where my Dick had been and she did it to him on purpose. Made my night in a weird way. Never had that happen before...
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I wonder how many people at the bar sized you up and what their verdict was.
I’m glad that I wasn’t at the club - as I wear starched dress shirts.
I’m curious - what do you do for a living?
Anyway, are you going to tell us what you do for a living? Are you a cop? A UFC fighter? A private detective? A schoolyard bully? ;)
I don't know. When I go to a club, I focus on my own good time. Getting worked up over some shlub I don't know doesn't strikes me as a good reason to stay at home and read a book or catch up on some TV. .
Next post he'll be described as a young nouveau riche yuppie that was disrespecting the girls with his demeaning rain making antics.
Oh, and the stripper was gargling with his splooge just before planting the lip lock.
If you don’t think so, you are either in denial, or kidding yourself.
I do not know what this statement means. Can you explain please?
Seeing as how I'm just about the only one who *admits* to kissing strippers, I'll respond by saying yes, you're right. But what can you do? These chicks ain't virgins, man.
A-girl had been watching you, and was the closest to you, because she's been secretly attracted to you for some time, and wants to have your baby. Since strippers can read people instantly she knew you would pick her and knows you're waaay too savvy of a customer to offer you BBFS and get you to CIP, so her drug dealer BF hooked her up with his new doctor customer.
She treated you so nice in VIP cause the doctor told her she needed to get you to bust a really big nut. The viability of the sperm in the semen would be degraded by the chipmunk/snowball maneuver (which wasn't really necessary, but the doctor just happened to have a snowball fetish and wanted an excuse to kiss the dancer). When she turns him so his back is to you, he was spitting your semen into a jar for later. She smiled and winked at you as her way of saying "Congrats, you're going to be a daddy."
She takes him back to VIP so he can perform the artificial insemination with your semen they just collected, and give her the hormone injections that would increase her chances of fertilization and implantation. Of course she told you to "have a good night" on her way back. Strippers are usually very nice to their baby daddies.
Please post again when the paternity papers are served. I'm sure you'll be able to use your super people reading skills to spot the process server sitting at the bar long before he comes over to hand you the envelope.
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:) If you have any more crazy strip club stories like this, I for one would love to hear them. It sounds like you know how to have fun and blow off steam.
Glad you saw the humour in it. Some folks get their panties in a wad so quick around here when you try to have a little fun.
Only a few times have I noticed other pl’s in clubs - some have been very odd folks - and others have been giant assholes. Oddly - one asshole I remember was wearing a starched white shirt. I’m not sure there is a pattern here - I’m just saying...
Fuck it, if she's as hot as a few of the strippers I've met in my time, Sal69 can nut in her mouth all day long and I'll still kiss her hello LOL