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10 years ago
^^^Not me-I'm making a killing with my underground abortion clinic. It's like a speakeasy for sluts. Low overhead. Close hangers are cheap. Punches to the gut are even cheaper.
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10 years ago
I once knew a stripper who was a Woodpecker. Boy did she love some horsepower.
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10 years ago
@Gawker-If she had the phone on vibrate, I'd call her and hive her the best phone sex of her life.
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10 years ago
Great Googily Moogily.
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10 years ago
When I grow up, I wanna be a dirty, old man.
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10 years ago
You could buy a house in Detroit for even less.
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10 years ago
Just stay out of Hunters Point.
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10 years ago
Yippee ki yay muthafucka.
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10 years ago
@Art-You must've read my mind. I was thinking of posting a similar topic but I already post enough OT that I bit my tongue.
I love the primal feeling I get when I watch raptors. Just so awe inspiring.
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10 years ago
Joe Webber hit it in the mark. It's marketing. These strippers are also young and probably haven't had the time/experiences to develop a mature/refined palate.
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10 years ago
Or you can watch Kat & Sam on Nickelodeon.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I got plants. They get me where I need to get.
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10 years ago
Very, particular question that only a small fraction of us might know. And I'm part of that small fraction that doesn't know.
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10 years ago
@Che-Your observations pretty much mirror my folks on Rome and Paris.
Neither has beaches, oceans, and waves so they don't interest me.
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10 years ago
Me neither.
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10 years ago
I once had a Pitbull named Trouble. Great dog. Old Family Red. Good hog dog. Died in '05 from cancer.
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10 years ago
MBOT years ago-pricey-but an experience, none the less.
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10 years ago
I once had a stripper ask me to return her dignity. I said no sweat and wiped the remains of her Hymen off of my cock and served it to her on a silver platter.
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10 years ago
Balloons remind me of the Circus. The Circus reminds me of Clowns. Clowns remind me of my innocence being taken from me one day behind the Bearded Lady's tent. Oh, the horror, the humanity, the Hummus.
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10 years ago
My CF asked me if she should buy a Paint or an Appaloosa. I vouched for the Appaloosa. She ended up with a Jumper.
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10 years ago
Don't forget to have your lawyer on retainer and your kick-back money.
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10 years ago
Remember the green-eyed Afghani chick from National Geographic Cover, early 80's? Beautiful.
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10 years ago
Ghee, I bet you really buttered her up. But you're a playa from the Himalayas so I know you never, Everest.
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10 years ago
Where's Julia Butterfly Hill when you need her?
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10 years ago
Peppermint Patties.