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11 years ago
If you look at the history of mankind, it would seem that Ares/Mars is our favorite deity. We love to worship War.
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11 years ago
Speaking of alcohol, I gotta bottle my home brew tomorrow.
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11 years ago
You can't pigeon hole a group because of a few bad apples. I've had great times with 10's & bad times with 10's. The same with 5's. It all depends on the lady. My CF is a lazy stage dancer but she gives mind-altering blow jobs.
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11 years ago
If the National Rifle Association of America was only concerned about the 2nd Ammendment, then why do they spend money in other countries and fight against gun control? I AM a member if the NRA. Yet, if you look at the NRA's past 30 years, the years under Wayne LaPierre are different and he's not you're average gun owner, either.
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11 years ago
Probably was Art Bell. I use to listen to Coast-to-Coast. Art Bell would never break stride, no matter how crazy the callers were. Even the psychic vampires. Those people are just plain insane.
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11 years ago
What kind of pimp wears Nikes? Where I come from, you stay on point like Stacy Adams.
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11 years ago
Running cunts are hard to fuck.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Clubber, hitting for the cycle!
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11 years ago
"If you spend too much time thinking about something, you'll never get it done."-Bruce Lee
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11 years ago
Props to Mikey. Great read. Damn them Usurpers.
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11 years ago
Braces are a great investment. I had them when I was in 7-9th grade. Shit, I slept with my retainer on till I was 22 cause I wanted to keep my teeth straight as can be. I had 8 teeth removed. My smile is impeccable.
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11 years ago
I'm loving these jokes. Carl95 takes the cake so far.
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11 years ago
I think we need to go to the mountaintop, Jack.
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11 years ago
WhenI was a kid, probably 10, I read a book called Jonathan Livingston Seagull. Way out book for a kid to read.
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11 years ago
@Jack-Yeah, and I ain't a Dodgers fan.
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11 years ago
Ban cars and DUI's are non-existent. You don't hear about DUI's in Amsterdam, do you? No. They all ride bikes, sniff tulips, and cut off their ears cause the Dutch are the ultimate PL's.
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11 years ago
For all the losers who don't or won't man up to being a father, y'all better hope that your seed has an Uncle Slick who'll step up. The maternal uncle is the unsung hero of families.
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11 years ago
@Deogol-George Norie is not an accepted source. Art Bell, yes. Please, no David Icke.
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11 years ago
I say, marry her. She sounds like a queen to be. Let us know how the honeymoon goes.
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11 years ago
I like tortillas with butter and cinnamon.
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11 years ago
How many members of Jackass does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to kick out the ladder from underneath the other Jackass.
A Slick Original.
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11 years ago
...Is keeping dibs on his change.
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11 years ago
@Jack-I knew this flakey stripper. I bought her some Head n Shoulders after she gave me head and I busted nuts all over her shoulders. No more dandruff.
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11 years ago
@IBBY-You struck cómic gold my twisted brother.
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11 years ago
Ever look at an 80 year old titty and say to yourself, "Goddamn I wanna suck that 80 year old titty cause she has no tattoos? No! Tattoo or no tattoo, who gives a fuck at 80.
Once again, if tattoos do bother you pathetic losers so much, maybe y'all should get the fuck out of the strip club now cause these new dancers are gonna be tatted up. And guess what? A new crop of patrons with money to spend with no hang ups about tattoos will push you to the side and get all that sweet, juicy, young pussy while most fail to adapt and change and get stuck with Rosey Palmer and Her Five Sisters.
I ain't being a dick. I'm being honest. You can't do shit about a stripper's tattoos but you ca work on your gut, your hygiene, and your wallet.