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11 years ago
Great Joke.
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11 years ago
@Lopaw-I'm partial to the paring knife, myself.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I still rock the Zack Morris brick phone. Nobody wants to steal that. Not even hipsters.
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11 years ago
My man Moto, aka Juan Dinero.
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11 years ago
Cause they're not in the red.
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11 years ago
@Dice-I took one for the league.
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11 years ago
Out in the COI, the new ordinance has clubs closing at 2 AM. Only Paradise, which is in La Puente, can stay open later. And they were raided a couple of months ago.
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11 years ago
I've had a couple of VIP's from Janet Reno. Does that count for anything?
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11 years ago
Not me Jack. I picture you as a Woody Allen-type. Everybody knows that Woody Allen ain't a perv. By the way, have you seen Blue Jasmine yet?
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11 years ago
Westside till the casket drop. That's how I'm living.
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11 years ago
@Jack-You've been watching reruns of Friday, haven't you? I can't wait for the next one.
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11 years ago
Good for you James. I like your style.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Steve!Steve!Steve! Had to do it. I miss Springer.
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11 years ago
That's the clubbing life. No need to think or over-think. Float on.
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11 years ago
Priceless.
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11 years ago
I don't pay for sex. I pay for the gal to leave.
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11 years ago
I can't stand it when strippers stash their chewing tabacco in their thongs. It funks up the pussy. I hate it when they spit out their chaw mid dance.
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11 years ago
Jack with the attack.
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11 years ago
At Synn in the COI, they have a bouncer who looks like The Big Show.
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11 years ago
@Shadow-Oh, Lordy! My stomach hurts from laughing.
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11 years ago
@Londonguy-I see way too many testosterone lacking beta males in clubs that seem disinterested in pussy.
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11 years ago
I once knew a dancer who had leg braces, like Forrest Gump. One day, these PL's came in the club and started tipping her. I yelled out, "Strip Forrest, Strip!" As she spun around the pole, her leg braces broke off and flew into the audience. She kept spinning up and down the pole. Pl's were tipping by the hundreds. Then she went shrimping.
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11 years ago
Come February, it'll be 18 years.
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11 years ago
Strippers are wily and hard to catch. They put up a good fight so your pole better be long and your spool should have some strong test line. Finding the strippers is easy enough. Catch and release, that's what I do.
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11 years ago
@GV-Haha.