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10 years ago
One time, a buddy and I hit one of my old haunts in the Twin Cities. We bumped into one of my old ATFs; she sat on one of my legs and started BSing with me. Then another old ATF (and a good friend of the first ATF) stopped by, sat on my other leg, and the two of them started shooting the shit. After about ten minutes of feeling like the proverbial and taken-for-granted bench, I turned to my buddy and asked him how he was enjoying his dinner. He just shrugged and went back to watching the stage show.
One of my worst two-girl experiences was at an AMP. The two girls just yammered away the entire session -- in their native language yet so I had no idea what the conversation was about. I couldn't even relax enough to nod off during the massage, something I usually try to do.
At another MP, I was treated to a new masseuse and her mentor. They got naked easily enough, but the novice also kept out of hands reach. And even through the mentor wasn't shy about kissing, her question "Other than sucking and fucking, what would you like to do?" really put a damper on the mood.
For my birthday one year, I tried out a threesome at an MP/brothel. The young girl was tall, slender, cute and exotic (Mullato (sp?), I think). The older girl had more rolls than a bakery. The older one was also the much better kisser, but I only actually had full FS with the younger one.
I really need to quit trying threesomes.
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10 years ago
1) Pay off my bills.
2) Try to get my folks into an assisted-living complex, complete with a trust only they could draw from.
3) Disappear.
4) Travel, including, like Papi, a nationwide strip-club tour.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Yeah, it sounds a little off. Did she have the kid before or after she started her stripping career?
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10 years ago
Yeah, it looks like one of the "separated at birth" pictures.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Both of those adages explain me and my finances.
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10 years ago
He should've said he was going bowling or playing pool with the guys. That could've gotten a big yawn from her.
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10 years ago
If Rick and Doug are done setting up their little tryst, back to the OP's question: Because some of us are just plain dumb, and when too much blood goes south and stays down there for too long, we just get all the dumber.
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10 years ago
I've done it several times, and if you can find the right two girls, it can be great fun.
And if you do find the right two girls, please, I'd like to meet them.
So far, it's largely just been a lot of cash and a lot of deflated fantasy. It never seems to fail: One girl does all of the rubbing and grinding while the other one pretty much sits back and is just along for the ride.
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10 years ago
She has a beautiful face, and I'd call her figure more "voluptuous" than "BBW." I wouldn't argue with her. Course, on the flip side, I have no doubt she'd argue with me.
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10 years ago
Holy shit. Padma looks like she has a seriously talented tongue.
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
MrDeuce, don't forget Brad's Brass Rooms. If I remember right, before 2pm, they're $175 for a half hour; after that, they're $200.
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10 years ago
I haven't seen "crusties" but I have seen "custies," which is just a shortened form of "customers."
You wouldn't have any specific instances, would you?
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10 years ago
True, Lopaw, provided certain PLs didn't have to work holidays and the titty bars were actually nearby. But it's probably a good thing they aren't because I'd be even more broke than I am already.
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10 years ago
I think you made the right decision. With someone nearby watching, chances are there wouldn't've been any happy ending for you.
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10 years ago
Wow, sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of someone's bed -- and got stuck with the hotel bill, to boot.
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10 years ago
Leaning toward 7 and 28 myself.
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10 years ago
It all looks pretty optimistic, man. It really sounds like you're getting in your ATF's good graces. Good luck, and I hope it works out for the three of you.
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10 years ago
Complete with a party hat, party horn, and a fanny pack over-stuffed with cash. He probably also wouldn't have any clothes on.
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10 years ago
I went to Zeus once. There wasn't much to see. Did wind up BSing with one of their dancers. She was 57, probably going on 75, and was about as trailer park as you can get, including missing half of her teeth. She also had a ton more energy than the 20-something-year-old girl (course, being drunk probably helped that a lot) and was a bit more entertaining on stage. After seeing an aged woman like that standing on her head on stage -- multiple times -- how could you not want to laugh and applaud?
Cruised by Zeus the following year. Big, official-looking, reddish-orange sign on the door said that it was closed.
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10 years ago
Lopaw, I can -- Christmas, New Year's, your birthday -- pretty much any time you'd like to be among friends and the only ones are just available at $20 a dance.
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10 years ago
MrDeuce, I think I'd define "fu" or "foo" as a person's "skill" or "aptitude."
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10 years ago
Still haven't been to Sunset Strip. I'm going to have to put that on my list of clubs to check out and check off. We did forget about Kentucky Klub, a missable club if ever there was one.
If nothing else, Classy Chassis is sort of interesting for the décor. If you ever get bored looking at snooty girls who don't have the qualifications to be snooty, there're always the race cars mounted to the ceiling and imagining them crashing down on one or two obnoxious people.
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10 years ago
John, embrace your inner PL. (It could be the first step toward recovery.)
What you could do is hit one of the big box stores for a good-sized box of candy for all of the dancers and the rest of the staff to enjoy (that way no one feels left out) and a little something special for the DS (to make her feel special). But whatever you do, don't go in wearing a cock ring; as PL romantic as it might sound, she just might take it the wrong way, like you two are engaged or something.
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10 years ago
Very much right. I can't help but think the guy doesn't have any sort of transportation other than his feet; it'd explain why he's limited himself to just two clubs that are maybe a couple miles apart.
PT's is the third one in the northeast area. Off the top of my pointy little head, Rio, Rick's, Pure Passion (or Babes West, whatever it's called this week) are in the northwest, Pure Passion East in the east, Dancers near the airport in the southwest, Classy Chassis in the south just off the 465, Brad's and Paradise in the southeast, and Red Garter and Kenny's downtown(ish). I'm sure I'm missing a couple, too.