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10 years ago
Stings like this are getting more commonplace, not just in the larger towns -- Fargo, Grand Forks, and Bismarck -- but out west, in the oil country. Yeah, North Dakota's a really bad place to try hobbying.
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10 years ago
Bible verses on TUSCL? CRAP! My computer's catching fire!
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Hmm. It could explain why all of the kids who were born of women who thought stick-figure skinny was so cool are just dumb as rocks.
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10 years ago
I think a lot of people would laugh their asses off if that happened.
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10 years ago
Loser -- Fucking Pathetic Loser.
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
The FDA lets this stuff get sold?
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Great. I haven't even read the last two yet.
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
If it's an annual fee of just $100, I don't think anyone -- dancers or customers -- would take it too seriously. Now if you're talking $1000 or $10,000 and had VIP parties for those folks once a week (or even once a month), I'm sure everyone involved would take it a helluva lot more seriously.
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10 years ago
What was 36 and is now just 19?
One thing you have to remember is that prostitution is illegal in Clark County -- i.e., Las Vegas. Another is that if a girl smells that you're a rube tourist, she might try to charge you through the nose.
There are legal brothels outside of Vegas though. The Cherry Patch Ranch and Mabel's are two that come to mind. It's been 25 years since I've been to the Cherry Patch, and it turned into a pretty pricey afternoon (yes, I was quite the stupid rube yokel).
You might want to check out eroticmp.com and TER. Both of them can give you some decent leads. When I lived there back in 2000, there were a couple of sex clubs in town, the Green Door and (IIRC) the Hideaway. You might want to check those out.
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10 years ago
At first I thought this thread was going to be about shopping for a stripper. "Yeah, I'll take that redhead over there, and a couple of those blondes, please."
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10 years ago
1) There are more guys playing pool than watching dancers.
2) All of the dancers are outside smoking, leaving two employees in the club -- the bartender and the server who's now doubling as a dancer.
3) Asteroids, Joust, and other old-school stand-up arcade games are getting more money than the dancers.
4) The whale of the night looks like he just spent his social security check.
5) The best dancer would give a trailer park a bad name -- and she's well past retirement age, to boot.
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10 years ago
Josh, the 500M users could be reflective of the decreasing attention span of Americans and probably many other Westerners.
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10 years ago
I always figured that if you walked into a bar, you should've ducked.
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10 years ago
Ibbaicni, we're trying to get some World Piece *and* some O-zone!
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10 years ago
Several years ago, at a club in Indianapolis, I got three lap dances from a very cute young girl. They were three of the most boring dances I've ever had, too. It probably would've helped a lot if she actually paid attention to me and not the other dancers, the other customers, and probably the aquarium.
At the end, she said that it was $20 per dance plus tip, so I handed her three twenties.
"It's $20 per dance PLUS tip!"
I shrugged and pointed out that I had just given her $60. Mind you, I paid the previous dancers -- who did a helluva lot better job -- $60 for three dances and she didn't make any issue of it.
"NO! You don't understand! It's $20 PLUS TIP!"
"And I gave you $60."
Then she started getting into hysterics, almost to the point of crying. She also got the attention of everyone in the lap-dance area, probably on every side of the aquarium. I shrugged, threw up my hands, and left. I didn't go back to that club for five or six years because of that.
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10 years ago
They're required to keep the crevice of their butts covered? Seriously? Did those detectives make up that law on the spot? Or was one legislator too many offended by plumbers working in their home?
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10 years ago
Almost forgot: I'm not a major fan of implants either. If they're done to balance things out or make some subtle changes, I don't mind so much, but if they make the breasts look rock hard or if they're obscenely huge -- no, that's just a pass. And while some implants might enhance the breast size, sometimes they really don't make the breasts look any better -- just worse.
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10 years ago
Confidence is a huge turn-on for me -- not cockiness or arrogance -- just straight up confidence. A confident woman can grab and hold my attention from across the room a helluva lot longer than an insecure naked girl in front of me. Along with that would be eye contact, that come-hither look (especially with the smile), and a graceful movement. A sense of humor -- about the world and about herself -- also go a long way in my book, as does intelligence and a genuineness.
Physically, I don't think I have any particular preferences -- it's just too much of a mood thing, along with what I'm seeing at the time -- but a woman who takes care of herself is very attractive. She doesn't have to have rock-hard abs or be an athlete -- nuts, she can even be a little on the plush side; I don't think I'd really mind.
Women who are skeletal or obese, I pass on, as well as the hygienically-challenged, the major smokers (especially if I can smell it from several feet away), the perfume-marinated, the heavily tattooed, and the pierced, especially if the piercings are in the private areas (ow and ew).
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10 years ago
The flowers, the bracelets, and any other generic items of interest and affection are pretty much just icebreakers, a means of introduction that the clubs can get a few extra bucks for.
If it's any number of guys sending them to her, I wouldn't worry about it. If one or two guys are doing it, they could be seriously interested; if they're just trying to spend time with her in the club or outside of it, that's something only they -- and she -- will know. Now if the gifts are coming in from outside the club and they start looking very personal, well, any normal guy will probably start getting jealous, maybe justifiably so because someone's very interested in her.
You're really the only one here who knows the limits of his jealousy; the two of you are the only ones who really know the parameters of your marriage; and, no offense, man, but if you're bringing it up here, it does sound like you have some red flags going off in the back of your head.
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10 years ago
I second MrDeuce's opinion and add that John should be writing for Penthouse or some other porn publisher. SJG, sorry, man, but I think your material would get rejected even by Kilgore Trout's publishers.
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10 years ago
A guy I knew in basic training was about 5'10" and 200 pounds. According to his BMI, which the Air Force tried to follow religiously, he should've been booted out of the service, but considering the guy was a serious body builder and he probably had his body fat was less that 4%, he wound up getting a waiver.
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10 years ago
Twenty minutes later? Wow, she does sound skilled! Congrats, man!
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10 years ago
I remember trying to do simple calculations with an abacus and a slide rule back in grade school. Both of those were sorta fun, too.
And, CJ, shouldn't that be "Ate something?" *g*
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10 years ago
At first I thought Doug wrote "another blowjobs report."
I really need to get some sleep.
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10 years ago
I hope they forget to feed her -- often.