Comments by PhantomGeek (page 38)

  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Strip Clubs on Map function.
    The map feature's gone, too? Crap. Damn tough to plan a cross-country road trip without it.
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    10 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Sexiest celebrity stripper scenes.
    Another animated one that wasn't shown: "Stripperella." Fun, over-the-top cartoon developed by Stan Lee himself. The dance scenes in "Powder Blue" sucked. I'm pretty sure a professional dancer stood in (or would that be gyrated in?) because we couldn't see her face most of the time and that hair definitely looked like a wig. And when you could see Biel's face, all you could see was a really lousy dancer.
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    10 years ago
    Farmerart, he had a ranch...
    Clubber, they probably have you on speed-dial ; )
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    10 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    Seriously hot girls
    I recognized a couple of porn stars in there; one shows up in a lot of massage porn, the other was Gianna Michaels. And I have to say, early on, one lady had a serious cup of joe.
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    10 years ago
    SCs Catering To A Specific Clientele
    Passing through Wisconsin last August, I drove past a couple of billboards advertising "Highway Hummers." Circled back and never could find the place! Damn it! I think Outlaws in Devils Lake, ND, is only open for hunting and fishing openers, as well as the first car race of the season. Tried to check the place out once, but it was locked up -- at 10:45 on a Saturday night. A couple years ago, a dancer I met in the Twin Cities said she was going to be there for some opener, but she wasn't sure what it was.
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    10 years ago
    tumblingdice
    South Carolina
    The Stripper and the Cat.
    Sounds like that's the sort of pussy Tumbling likes.
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    10 years ago
    Timex345
    Illinois
    Your a great guy, but your too nice...
    A server at one club told me that I was a nice guy and I shouldn't be hanging out in places like that. That was actually the first time I had met her...which is odd because she called me by name, too. Hmm. LDK, I've always tried to treat women nice and with respect; guess that's why I've been exiled to the friend zone my entire life. Course, being a geek probably never helped matters any either.
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    10 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    What's your sexual fetish?
    One dancer asked me what my fetish was. I told her, "Women." Have to admit though, strippers -- and women who give off a "stripper vibe" -- do seem to be becoming a fetish for me. Civilian women might catch my eye, but a stripper tends to hold it -- and a lot more. The horny old geek in me also wonders -- a lot -- about what it'd be like to be with a Vulcan woman, an Orion slave girl, or even an elven woman. http://imgarcade.com/1/vulcan-women-star-trek/ http://www.endofshow.com/2010/10/26/asian-actress-for-star-treks-new-vulcan/ https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1536&bih=739&q=orion+slave+girl+star+trek&oq=%22orion+slave+&gs_l=img.1.8.0l9j0i30.1986.4045.0.10862.13.13.0.0.0.0.113.1179.11j2.13.0.msedr...0...1ac.1.64.img..1.12.1100.YQO0Oz47KH4 https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1536&bih=739&q=orion+slave+girl+star+trek&oq=%22orion+slave+&gs_l=img.1.8.0l9j0i30.1986.4045.0.10862.13.13.0.0.0.0.113.1179.11j2.13.0.msedr...0...1ac.1.64.img..1.12.1100.YQO0Oz47KH4#hl=en&tbm=isch&q=elf+woman+warrior
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    10 years ago
    OT but being serious
    Congrats, Nut Juice.
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    10 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Georgia House passes Strip Club Bill
    +1 to Papi and Shark. In addition, each time a politician says or does something stupid, they should contribute a week's pay to the general fund or maybe toward the deficit -- and get egged by a couple dozen constituents on TV.
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    10 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    The Best Lap Dance Ever
    It'll probably come out as "Divorce Porn" so the wife can pay for those lawyers who'll take John to the cleaners.
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    10 years ago
    ATMs in strip clubs lead to federal charges of "conspiring to use facilities of
    If the ATM is from a local bank or credit union, I'd have to wonder how they could claim it to be "interstate." I wonder if they could try to make an interstate case if a PL used his credit card though.
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    10 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    She's six
    If she's a Leap Year baby, she could be six and still be legal.
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    10 years ago
    Sympathy dances, anyone?
    I've had a few. I often try to cut it off at three dances, though I've stopped a couple after one. If the dances are out in the open, I try to keep an eye out, watching both the dancers and the reactions of the customers, then go from there. Life's too short; why make mistakes when you can learn from the mistakes of others?
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    10 years ago
    Becoming Good Friends
    Have you tried to have a "where do you see this relationship going?" conversation with her. It could be the flag she needs to see just where you want to go with it. Good luck, man.
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    10 years ago
    sflguy123
    Florida
    I'm totally gonna do this tomorrow.
    An April Fool's 2am report? This should get interesting.
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    10 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Guilty by association ?
    Back in the '90s, one dancer I hung out with kept telling me that she and another dancer (her roommate) were my only friends at the club, that all of the other dancers just wanted my money. I'd just shrug and continue getting dances from pretty much any dancer who approached me. Eventually she gave up on that ploy.
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    10 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Different times, Different Signs
    I seem to remember that holding two fingers up (like in a peace sign here in America) is considered flipping the bird in Australia. I also seem to remember Bush Sr. making that gaff when he did a tour of the area during his presidency.
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    10 years ago
    ididthisonce
    North Carolina
    The Rights Of Spring
    It looks like a lot of those ladies know how to work that pole.
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    10 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    The Best Lap Dance Ever
    I wonder if the DS knows what John's been doing with Mrs. Smith in the hotel ; )
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    10 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Ignore Questions
    JS69: How does he post a comment to one of my discussions if he is ignoring me? John, it could be that he's circumventing his own Ignoring of you by having two screens open -- one where he's logged in as SJG, the other as either someone else or not at all. Why he'd do that, I have no idea other than he HAS to have his say, even if no one else is listening.
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    10 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Dancers w/ Butt Plugs
    MIkey, let's just hope we don't have to see -- or hear -- her sucking it while it's still in her ass.
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    10 years ago
    Clubber
    Florida
    Dancer Names
    Granted, her name wasn't a state or a city, but I remember getting some dances from a beautiful redhead who called herself "Ireland."
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    10 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Good news
    Keep dreaming, John. Keep dreaming -- it's paying for her real estate license.
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    10 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    What should I choose for the final act
    Impala, wow and...ew.