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10 years ago
John, I think you're aspiring to become a stereotypical stripper boyfriend -- a broke, drunk, unemployed and unemployable loser, and not just in name only. Good luck.
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10 years ago
Barbecue sauce can be good on burgers, too.
Ketchup and mustard on hot dogs and bratwursts; one or the other on ham sandwiches.
Sometimes some shredded cheddar on scrambled eggs, along with ketchup.
Chili and shredded cheddar on hot dogs, burgers, or French fries sometimes.
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10 years ago
Have fun! Watch out for cops! ; )
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10 years ago
John, have you two tried a bit of role-playing? Y'know, "trying" to pick each other up? Maybe in a grocery store, at a movie, or in a mall? How about if she played the schoolgirl and you tried picking her up while she's carrying her books and literally walking away from a high school? Yeah, you'd have to be extra careful in that scenario, but it could add a bit of spice to the forbidden fruit, too ; )
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
The only talking she should be doing while she's dancing for me is whispering dirty things in my ear.
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10 years ago
I'm still waiting for them to play with "My Dingaling."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gWMJLUbk10&index=4&list=PL189C97F8DFEDB895
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10 years ago
The one time I had FS ITC, the dancer told me not to move too much. She was trying to keep the camera from picking up what we were doing. Made for a somewhat boring half hour when basically all I could do was sit there.
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10 years ago
Yikes. The video was good enough, thank you.
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10 years ago
Guessing you two have already done it in the shower or a bath.
Expanding on the "doing it in public" idea, do you have access to a lake cabin? Maybe do it in the woods or in the lake?
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10 years ago
Fisting is sticking your fist into her vagina or asshole. It really doesn't sound pleasant for anyone involved.
Have you thought about titty-fucking (or Russian)? You're always going on about how beautiful they are. There's also Indian, which is sort of like Russian only you're using her butt cheeks (and, no, it isn't anal).
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10 years ago
Any road that puts North Dakota in the rearview mirror.
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10 years ago
Rock, is it extra for clean sheets and towels?
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
If you didn't ask what was going on, did you at least break out the little black book and tell her you've always got some back-ups?
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10 years ago
Instead of legislation to control guns, why can't politicians pass laws to control stupid people?
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10 years ago
Aravas, sorry, but I know nothing of the East Coast. Like I mentioned earlier, TripAdvisor can be your friend.
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10 years ago
John, maybe he'd respond if you offered to pay for a couple hours at an AMP.
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10 years ago
I'd go by myself, unless John's DS is available and he'd pay for the week.
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10 years ago
We've got the Sort By options again! YEE-HA!
THANKS, FOUNDER!
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10 years ago
If you stop by Indianapolis, there's always Club Rio and Harem House. I'm hardly what you'd call a regular -- I only get to Indy once a year -- but I've found the dancers pretty friendly at both. I've also heard that some guys have had some pretty good luck at Dancers. A couple places to avoid like the plague are Paradise Cove (one of the most boring dives I've ever had the displeasure of checking out) and PT's, despite it being a higher-end club. Last I heard, the dancers at PT's can name their own prices when it comes to lap dances; my mistake there was going directly to VIP with a damn cute little blonde who had promised the moon and didn't even deliver any green cheese -- at $275/half hour.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
The GIs had a better shot if they had nylons.
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10 years ago
Can you email the photo to yourself, save the picture to your computer, and then upload it? You can always delete it afterward.
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10 years ago
Papi, maybe we should start one for the ultimate TUSCL meetup.
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10 years ago
Foo Kee You, Eh?
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10 years ago
No regrets on mine. When I was a young'un, I made up a superhero character called the Phantom, a character that's still stuck with me. And considering I'm a Geek, the two just went hand in hand.
Shadowcat, speaking of superheroes, when I saw your handle, I thought you might've been an X-Men fan, although I was wondering why you might be using the handle of a teenage girl, even if she was a superhero.