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9 years ago
Belly dancing, hands down. Belly dancers go through a helluva lot more training than girls who twerk.
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9 years ago
Isn't that Juice in drag?
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9 years ago
Dan, that's the only club I enjoyed there. The rest were either boring as all hell or just plain rip-offs.
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9 years ago
"I'm not sure what the guys running the train will say! ;)"
Probably "Choo-chooooooo!"
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9 years ago
None.
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9 years ago
There's one waitress in Indianapolis I'd really to get some dances from, but over 900 miles away -- yeah, that ain't gonna happen any time soon.
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9 years ago
Rick and Dan, SJG himself has no basis in reality. For him, every law that's on the books in his little corner of the world is on the books throughout the world. He tried arguing that BYOB clubs are membership-only and/or retail establishments, neither of which they are. He's just one of those people who's so locked into his microcosm of a life that he cannot grasp the fact that there's a big, beautiful world out there that operates on a completely different set of rules beyond his comprehension.
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9 years ago
I had a couple Cokes at Beach Girls in Des Moines, and dancers still approached me.
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9 years ago
John, a few months ago, didn't you write about just that actually happening? Something about it just being the first shift and you invited a bunch of guys to run a train on her?
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9 years ago
DivorcedDude, one nice thing about the Twin Cities is about 3/4 of the strip joints are in downtown Minneapolis, all within walking distance of each other. The only three you'd have to look at driving or cabbing to would be BJ's (right on the western edge of the downtown area), the Lamplighter (about 20 minutes from downtown Minneapolis; like one friend said, nothing says welcome like getting wanded; and the dancers get naked -- but behind a glass wall), and the King of Diamonds (a good half hour-plus down to Inver Grove Heights; it's also the only nude club in the Twin Cities that also serves alcohol). For the most part though, Twin Cities' strip joints are pretty much hands-off.
Additional things to do in the Twin Cities could include Dudley Rigg's Brave New Workshop (probably one of the best comedy venues I've ever been to) and the Bryant-Lake Bowl (a café, a dinner theater, and a bowling alley, all under one roof). If you're into science fiction, Convergence runs June 30-July 3. If you enjoy theatre and can wait until August, the Minnesota Fringe Festival will be underway Aug. 4-14. The only downside to that is all of the driving; theatres are scattered all over the Minneapolis area. And the Renaissance Festival starts August 20 and runs weekends through Oct. 2.
Likewise, Indianapolis has a lot of strip clubs, most of which are of the hands-on variety. Again, if you go in August and enjoy gaming (along with other geeky pursuits), there's Gen Con August 4-7. And the Indy Fringe Festival will be running August 18-28. (It usually has a pretty fun burlesque show, if Angel Burlesque isn't overbooked with Gen Con and any other venues.)
Yeah, just some ideas.
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9 years ago
A guy I've been working with at the pizza place for the past couple years still has to use his GPS to find everything. A number of us think he still needs it to find his way to work and back to his place.
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9 years ago
Dan, that was the O-Face Bar.
And regarding the Chix on Dix episode -- damnit -- I have to work. I'll miss both showings of it that night.
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9 years ago
As far as I'm concerned with the presidency, you just can't trust anyone who wants that much power. No matter who wins the election, we all lose.
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9 years ago
Definitely a prime living example of good girl art.
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9 years ago
One of the smartest and sexiest dancers I've ever known is 54. She's almost done paying for a B&B down in Central America (Panama, if I remember right). She's planning on hanging up her heels at the end of '16, then move to her B&B.
Another dancer I met several years ago was 57 and she looked like she was 75. Four in the afternoon, and she was already stinking drunk. And she looked like stereotypical elderly trailer trash, complete with missing half the teeth in her head. Sadly, she was probably the most entertaining dancer there. I mean, how often do you see a dancer standing on her head on stage?
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9 years ago
Starting to feel like I'm watching a stalker movie, what with all those "pictures" of Nut Juice and Coffee Girl.
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9 years ago
He has her climbing the walls already? Geez.
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9 years ago
I don't want them anywhere near any my man parts either!
When I see those things, the tats, and the piercings, and then the stripper has the gall to try to pull the "my baby's birthday's coming up and I don't have enough money for a party," I just want to point out all of that crap she's done to herself, laugh, and tell her to go away.
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9 years ago
Dude, just a friendly observation, but I think you're Just A Little Nuts. Good luck, man. I hope you enjoy the coffee.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Whenever I hit the Twin Cities, I have to hit White Castle. The last time I hit one was in Indianapolis though, and my stomach still hasn't forgiven me for that. Another place I always try to hit in Indianapolis is Steak 'N' Shake -- easily one of the best burgers I've had. (Just be sure to skip any of the Steak 'N' Shake burgers you might find in Wal-Fart's frozen-food aisle -- damn nasty shit.) For Tex Mex fast food, I enjoy Taco John's, and for pizza, I prefer Happy Joe's (hands down the best taco pizza I've ever had), even though it's the competition.
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9 years ago
Spending a lot of money on someone during a drunken night is *not* a good reason to track them down, especially if you're just planning on throwing more good money away. Chalk it up as a lesson learned the hard way -- and move on.
And, like Papi said, she has an East European name. Other than giving her a couple bucks to say, "I'm looking for moose and squirrel," there's no way I'd spend any other money on her.
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9 years ago
Thanks, Joe.
John, it really isn't my thing either, but, damn, there sure is a lot of nice and tasty eye candy.
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9 years ago
This is probably a much better and doubtlessly more detailed explanation of cosplay.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosplay
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9 years ago
"Cosplayers" are costumed role-players. They get into costume and into roles that they play out, at different conventions, shows, and what-have-you, at least as far as I understand. To be honest, I really don't see much difference between being a cosplayer and someone who just shows up at a costume party, other than they're supposed to be acting more like the character they're portraying.
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9 years ago
Back in the Twin Cities, one newbie escort advertised a rate of $1000 per hour. Part of her ad was a claim that she was the girl you couldn't get in high school. A lot of the guys on those forums laughed and scoffed at her. I don't know of any who saw her.