....as I pick myself up from the floor
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
My CF just texted me tonight. She is desperate for money for her kids Christmas
I said "how much"
She said about $1800.
I said "how much"
She said about $1800.
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Something seems wrong about that, especially if she is an active dancer and making money, and then especially considering how close it is already to Christmas.
SJG
Obviously the first thing to do is to drop to your knees in prayer and give thanks.
"Thank you Lord for not having me be married to this woman."
SJG
If it isn't PLEASE do not do this
It seems that strippers, when they have an outside sexual relationship with a customer, often treat the guy like an ATM machine, always asking for large sums of money for absolutely any pretext whatsoever. And no matter what they say, they will never pay back one penny of it.
Maybe they would give a discount on future sex sessions. But this is the most they would ever do. Lots of threads and articles here about this sort of stuff.
But I also have to say that my ex-wife, a 100% civilian Good Girl, got like that sometimes about money before we were married. And then when we were married stuff about money was emotionally charged beyond belief.
I should have just had her served with divorce papers years and years earlier. I guess I just had to go thru it. I learned how to control my temper and how not to be provoked or manipulated.
I got out honorably, conducting myself fairly, ethically, and compassionately.
SJG
Counter with $180.
Tell her you only pay 10% of retail.
Jackie Low Baller
I wouldn't take this as such a big deal today. But back then I did. I was not going to do that.
So the next time I saw her she announced with great moral indignation that there would be no sex. Our relationship was not going to be like that again.
So finally I decided another way. I just gave her a check for $1k. Again, I was young and had zero experience with women and money.
The idea was that she was to add this to her down payment, and then maybe not need a cosigner.
She was also to pay it back to me in 20 monthly equal payments.
This way, the only risk was the $1k, not the full car loan.
Well she made 1 payment, but never any more.
And then as it turned out the two girls had to trade the car in within 12 months, so they could separate their affairs and each by another new car.
That the second girl was involved was also a reason I did not want to be connected to it.
And then in our years of marriage I was again and again having to veto bullshit businesses she wanted to get into with girl friends, things which might be set up on credit or which might otherwise have costs or liabilities.
This even got discussed with one of our marriage councilors.
And then it got worse and worse and worse as she became involved with professional fraudsters, a pyramid scam. I put up with the nonsense for a long time. Then finally I turned to state regulators to act and got them to come down like a ton of bricks.
But my wife's brain was already long gone.
Anyway, WOMEN ARE EXPENSIVE. But then like I said, the original reason money was invented was for handing it to women. So you just have to learn how to manage the situations.
SJG
Offer her the first 200 for a fuck.
"bruh!"
If you want sex for free you should buy a lion costume and tell the girls you have a BSLC. Then get them so drunk that they won't notice when you penetrate their vagina with your tiny, spineless penis.
You're welcome. ROAR!
Her grasp on reality? ... not so much.
I only pay 10%
I love it!
You obviously never been a stripper nor know how many/most operate – many/most have no shame when it comes to good-ole $$$
Dice, lol
Maybe you should tell her to send you a list of the things that the kids want, you'll buy one thing for each kid (at a $20 max), and that'll be their Christmas from Uncle Motorhead.
And they don't differentiate between the 2 amounts...just cash dumpsters. (I think I've gotten more cynical in my old age.)
If the woman is smart, she will have a ton of kids, and each kid is required when they turn 18 to max out their credit line for her. If they dont agree, they are disowned and never allowed to step foot again into the family house or any family function. She also spins stores about blood and loyalty to her kids. Picking up a crumpled receipt out of the kitchen trash at a family party, I saw it was a $1.8K Fendi bag paid by CC with her middle daughter's name as the card holder but its mommy's bag. Creditors call every hour between 9-5.
Not sure why you are addressing your post to me.
But, do you know women like that? I don't, at least not personally.
But if you are having regular sex with a woman, and paying her for it, then it is very likely that she will make demands, like Motorhead's has.
As far as my ex-wife, she had an idolatrous relationship with money. She was not always like this. It was more that when she felt emotionally vulnerable, vulnerable to being hurt, that idiotic ideas about money and involvement with idiotic people over money would be one of her responses.
We live in a brave new world where the rules for relations between men and women are up for grabs. Sex and money are usually not very far away from each other, and they aren't so now.
The women I have gotten along with well in strip clubs are quite level headed and responsible.
With my ex-wife it was different. I would say that impressionability was her problem. She was always listening to her girl friends, and some of them were a real problem. Toward the end of the marriage I took off the gloves and ran some of them off but good.
SJG
@twentyfive, I know it is hard to do when threads get real long, but you could make better posts if you read the thread first. If you can't do this, then I think you should lighten up.
SJG