I need money, honey

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vincemichaels
Detroit
Oh, the humanity of it. I am going to start me a Go Fund Me account. I could use the cash, who couldn't? What do you think my story should be? I need Christmas money for my kids. I need cash to pay my car note, etc.,etc.

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san_jose_guy
9 years ago
money honey, make for an excellent floor work stripper song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ-GDObO…

SJG
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JuiceBox69
9 years ago
I helped a dancer set up one of those accounts and that shit works
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chessmaster
9 years ago
I have cancer and I'm going to die. Might be overkill though.
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mikeya02
9 years ago
Stop fibbing Juice
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Estafador
9 years ago
Just think, what would rihanna do?

"Bitch better have my money!"
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JuiceBox69
9 years ago
Juice is 100% Gospel mikeya its Just the Nuts that lies all the damn time
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JuiceBox69
9 years ago
Esta, lol
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rickthelion
9 years ago
I'm thinking of funding the glorious cat revolution using a GoFundMe account. My little vulture buddy thinks you hairless apes will gladly fund your own extinction.
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JuiceBox69
9 years ago
" My little vulture buddy"-RickLion

Question ?

Was that a Dick Reference ?
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rickthelion
9 years ago
You must be the dumbest hairless ape on the planet. rickthevulture is a valued member of the council of rick's, which comprises rickdugan, rickthevulture, ricktheshark, rickthecrocodile, and myself.

However, I did regularly share John Smith's DS with rickthevulture when she was my BSLC slut. But rick and I tired of the flighty little slut and kicked her to the curb. She returned to that pathetic loser John Smith. I'm fairly certain that she still had vulture jizz on her breath when she first kissed him upon returning.

Just remember that and don't piss me off. If you piss me off something is going to happen to you.

Something that rhymes with schmildebeest. ROAR!
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just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Yea, fuck you juice faggot
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rickthelion
9 years ago
Watch yourself nuts boy. rickthetiger really wants to join the council of ricks. If I told him that I would nominate him for membership if he fucked you in the ass with his BSTC I suspect he would.

Ever had a tiger put his cock in your ass boy?
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vincemichaels
9 years ago
OOOOH, I love it when you talk dirty !!!! LOL
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Duke69
9 years ago
Im lost ?
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TheeOSU
9 years ago
Who needs a Go fund Me account?
This is how you get some money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIpPoHtm…
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Haha
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PhantomGeek
9 years ago
Maybe you need funding for a fantasy OTC with your Dream Stripper (or Dream Stripper Twins)? It could be like a Make-A-Wish thing, but for old pervs.
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twentyfive
9 years ago
How about I need money for a Tijuana trip.
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vincemichaels
9 years ago
Now that's a great idea, PhantomGeek. I'm gonna do it !!
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vincemichaels
9 years ago
That to, twentyfive.
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4got2wipe
9 years ago
" " My little vulture buddy"-RickLion

Question ?

Was that a Dick Reference ?"

I love the vulture = dick jokes!

Seriously though, I love the way the lion guy commits to his character! Somehow I didn't think he'd threaten just_the_nuts by telling him that he'd have a tiger rape him, but in context it makes a sort of twisted sense for the character! Brilliant!
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vincemichaels
9 years ago
Hmmm, post that video of a tiger raping a man. I can sell it to some pervs I know. LMAO
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