Reviews by schmoe31415

Vivide has been a consistent experience for me for some time now. I go back when I'm in Atlanta and am generally happy with the experience. The club is a short ride-share or drive from downtown.…

I tried Goldrush for the first time back in June, and decided to try again on a recent Thursday evening. As before, it was nearly dead when I arrived around 8:30pm, though it picked up…

I want to like Diamond, if only to have somewhere to go besides Vivide that provides a similar experience. I've tried it a few times now, and each time there have been elements that worked…

Vivid is in midtown Manhattan. The entrance sends you down some stairs immediately. When I arrived around 10pm on a Wednesday there was nobody at the door so I walked in without paying a cover.…

Hoops is in midtown Manhattan, near the Empire State Building and a few doors down from Rick's Cabaret. I visited twice, on a Tuesday around 10pm and Thursday around midnight. Cover was $20. A bottle…

Brad's is a short drive from downtown Indy. They have free parking. Cover was $10. The club feels smaller than it is because it has a low ceiling and sight-obstructing columns throughout. There's a bar…

Chez Paree is one of several clubs in downtown Montreal. It's easy to walk to, and only a few blocks from a subway stop. Cover was $15 (CAD), with $10 paid at the counter and…

Red Garter is the most convenient club if you're in downtown Indianapolis. It's easily walkable from the hotels, the convention center, and the various stadiums. There's one stretch under the old railroad that feels a…

Brass Rail is in downtown Toronto, easily reached by foot or transit. I don't know what the parking situation would be. There was no cover for this main-floor club. Up the stairs is the "Upper…

Vivide is reviewed almost every other day, so I'm not sure my notes will add much value, but for completeness I figured I'd drop something brief to go with my reviews of Diamond and Goldrush…

Goldrush was a bit further from my downtown hotel than either Diamond or Vivide, with the ride-share cost closer to $20 than $15. There was a pat down on the way in and a $10…

I arrived just before 5pm on a Tuesday afternoon via $15 ride-share from downtown. There was no pat down or other security on the way in. Cover was $10. The club is a long, narrow…

Bristol is a titty bar, not really a strip club. It's on a country-highway corner maybe 20 minutes northeast of Madison, with free parking. Cover was $7, I think, after passing through a metal detector.…

Treasures is an upscale club not too far from the strip. I visited on a Thursday about 9:30pm and started with a late dinner in their restaurant. They have a package for $130 that includes…

I was recently in Las Vegas for a bit more than a week. I usually try to check out a variety of clubs, but on this trip I instead visited Chicas Bonitas on several different…

Cheetah's was maybe 15 minutes via ride share from the gas lamp neighborhood in downtown San Diego. It's next to a sports pub, which had a pretty nice room full of TVs for watching things…

I arrived on a Thursday about 9pm after a 20-minute/$20 ride share from downtown (going back was slightly cheaper). Cover was only $7. The club was fairly large with a couple of stages and bars…

Silk is very convenient if you're already in downtown Milwaukee; it was just down the block from the hotel I was in. Cover was $15, and they offered a free coat check, which was…

I visited on a Friday evening, about 10pm. My ride share from downtown Dallas took about 10 minutes ($15). Cover charge was only $3. A bottle of water was $5.75, I think. The club was…

I left a less-than-thrilling visit at C-Mowe's on a Saturday afternoon and figured I'd pop into Wise Guys just down the street on the off chance I'd have more luck there. The club was very…

I visited the Hustler Club on Thursday evening, about 9:30pm. I know that's too early for this club, but figured I could relax until things picked up. The evening ended up a near total bust.…

Club listings should have a persistent, editable description section to go with the address and such so the same info doesn't need to be repeated in each review (though I guess I'm not going to…

Crazy Horse 3 is south of the Strip, across the street from the new stadium. They offer a ride service, like most big Vegas clubs, but when I called on a Sunday evening I was…

Hoops is midtown, just a few doors down from Rick's Cabaret. It's very narrow on entry with a bar on one side and some high-top tables on the other. A bit deeper in it opens…

I flew into Atlanta on a Sunday afternoon and decided to hit Blaze before making my trek through traffic to the north side where I was staying. Blaze is pretty close to the airport. There…