Reviews by schmoe31415

Vivide is reviewed almost every other day, so I'm not sure my notes will add much value, but for completeness I figured I'd drop something brief to go with my reviews of Diamond and Goldrush…

Goldrush was a bit further from my downtown hotel than either Diamond or Vivide, with the ride-share cost closer to $20 than $15. There was a pat down on the way in and a $10…

I arrived just before 5pm on a Tuesday afternoon via $15 ride-share from downtown. There was no pat down or other security on the way in. Cover was $10. The club is a long, narrow…

Bristol is a titty bar, not really a strip club. It's on a country-highway corner maybe 20 minutes northeast of Madison, with free parking. Cover was $7, I think, after passing through a metal detector.…

Treasures is an upscale club not too far from the strip. I visited on a Thursday about 9:30pm and started with a late dinner in their restaurant. They have a package for $130 that includes…

I was recently in Las Vegas for a bit more than a week. I usually try to check out a variety of clubs, but on this trip I instead visited Chicas Bonitas on several different…

Cheetah's was maybe 15 minutes via ride share from the gas lamp neighborhood in downtown San Diego. It's next to a sports pub, which had a pretty nice room full of TVs for watching things…

I arrived on a Thursday about 9pm after a 20-minute/$20 ride share from downtown (going back was slightly cheaper). Cover was only $7. The club was fairly large with a couple of stages and bars…

Silk is very convenient if you're already in downtown Milwaukee; it was just down the block from the hotel I was in. Cover was $15, and they offered a free coat check, which was…

I visited on a Friday evening, about 10pm. My ride share from downtown Dallas took about 10 minutes ($15). Cover charge was only $3. A bottle of water was $5.75, I think. The club was…

I left a less-than-thrilling visit at C-Mowe's on a Saturday afternoon and figured I'd pop into Wise Guys just down the street on the off chance I'd have more luck there. The club was very…

I visited the Hustler Club on Thursday evening, about 9:30pm. I know that's too early for this club, but figured I could relax until things picked up. The evening ended up a near total bust.…

Club listings should have a persistent, editable description section to go with the address and such so the same info doesn't need to be repeated in each review (though I guess I'm not going to…

Crazy Horse 3 is south of the Strip, across the street from the new stadium. They offer a ride service, like most big Vegas clubs, but when I called on a Sunday evening I was…

Hoops is midtown, just a few doors down from Rick's Cabaret. It's very narrow on entry with a bar on one side and some high-top tables on the other. A bit deeper in it opens…

I flew into Atlanta on a Sunday afternoon and decided to hit Blaze before making my trek through traffic to the north side where I was staying. Blaze is pretty close to the airport. There…

Outer Limits was about a 15 minute drive from downtown Des Moines. Much of that was on a highway that made it feel further away out of town. The road the club's on is torn…

I choose this KC club because of its convenience. It's a couple of blocks from the bar/restaurant filled Power and Light district downtown, and was easily walkable from my hotel. There was parking available on…

Lady Godiva's is about a 10-15 minute drive from downtown Tulsa. Their sign is in a font that's difficult to read, but the place is otherwise easy to find on a commercial road. They have…

The Washington Park Hustler club provides a consistently good experience. It's an easy 10-15 minutes from downtown St. Louis, just off the highway (and close to both Miss Kitty's and Scarlet's). They have a large,…

This club is a dayshift-only club, open noon-7pm every day. It's about 15 minutes from downtown St. Louis, through a tangle of overlapping highways across the river. It's a distressed area, but was quiet and…

Pokekatz was a bit odd to get to, involving a bit of a wind through office and light-industrial buildings. My GPS brought me there without trouble, though. It looked like you could park on the…

The parking lot for Bogarts felt a bit smaller than the one at Henry VIII, with the club in a similar old building. No parking fee or valet. Cover was $5. Arriving on a Tuesday…

I arrived on a Monday afternoon around 3:30pm. The parking lot was heavily patched. I suspect it was a danger to cars before, but it was fine for me. There was no parking fee or…

I arrived around 9:00pm on a Sunday (a repeat Tuesday evening was very similar). The valet was $10, cover was $20. It was a nice club inside, with a high ceiling, comfortable seats, etc. It's…