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8 years ago
It's dark in Follies. And in all actuality, when Shadow does see girls, they aren't wearing much.
So I can see where he missed the whole Victoria Secret thing the past few years...
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8 years ago
I'm kind of surprised that the waitress didn't write her phone number on the receipt.
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8 years ago
I know I'm jaded because I automatically think this is another Juice alias....
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8 years ago
I agree with JS. A girl can't be a 10 in my book if she's not approachable. Bad attitude and/or scowl knocks her rankings way down in my rankings.
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8 years ago
At least you didn't compromise and spend your money on something not up to your standards.
TUSCL is just full of good advice for those just starting out clubbing. (If you can sort through the alternative facts from Juice, McDonald bathroom reports from CrazyJoe and the RickDugan is gay! updates....)
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8 years ago
Buy Lockheed Martin!
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8 years ago
Oh my issues aren't isolated. (Just ask my ex wife about my "issues.")
While I don't have as many issues as CrazyJoe or Juice, I'm still a work in progress. lol.
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8 years ago
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
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8 years ago
I have it on good authority that Juice thinks his "life is amazing dude."
Even said so himself. So it must be true.
Just like alternative facts are true... (you know... just without the truth).
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8 years ago
WTF is a "Sheet tea"?
You got some weird drinks in the Asheville Applebees.
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8 years ago
I'm in Detroit.
VIP almost always means extras. lol
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8 years ago
No girl would want that.
That's a curse.
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8 years ago
That's a snow job...
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8 years ago
Not bad.
The only crazy stories I have had over the years is one stripper told me her boyfriend hanged himself and she needed $500 to pay for his funeral. She wanted me to wire it to her via western union to some party store in Detroit.
And I can't tell you how many "my car is in the shop and needs repairs, new tires, new brakes, new transmission, etc, etc etc stories I've heard.
And of course the end of the month, "my rent is due" sob stories that I'm sure all of us have heard.
But I've never heard a turtle story. lol.
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8 years ago
^^^ Pornhub.com.
Start there.
And tissues. Lots of tissues...
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8 years ago
That's a big bitch.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I've been off Facebook for 5 or 6 years.
I could see that nothing good could come of it.
I've actually have know of guy's getting busted by their significant others because of their photo being tagged.
Better to keep a low profile, I say.
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8 years ago
If it's a woman judge, she'll give him home confinement with a tether.
If it's a male judge, he'll have sympathy on him and send him to jail...
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8 years ago
That splain's a lot...
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8 years ago
I'm on a boat!!!
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8 years ago
What a waste of beer...
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8 years ago
Everything here isn't fiction.
It's alternative facts.
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8 years ago
Atlanta is scary good.
It should be a good game.
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8 years ago
And do you swear to have multiple fake accounts and to call RickDugan gay each and every day?
Amen.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
There were kids there because you went on a Saturday.
If you had gone during the week, there wouldn't have been as many kids (unless you were to go on MLK day. The kids have school off and many times seem to go to the auto show on that day).