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8 years ago
When are you selling stock in JuiceTV?
I want to get in on the ground floor when you take it public. lol.
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8 years ago
I'd like to see you do an embedded report from a particular poster's mom's basement in California.
Visit a local Applebees and see if you can get the waitress to do takeout with you.
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8 years ago
Flight Club and Penthouse are easily the top two in the Detroit Metro area. And also the most expensive. But if you want quality and are willing to spend, those two clubs should always be on your list.
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8 years ago
Shit. I missed the window.
All I got was some Gold KFC Colonel Sanders and bunch of rap videos. WTF Juice?
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8 years ago
Something to think about in regards to knowing all there is about clubbing and strippers.
Things change and evolve. Some cities might become more or less tolerable with enforcement over time. It's always good to check in once in a while and see what the current environment is in any given city if you haven't been there in a while.
For example, I see a change coming to the Detroit city limit clubs. Seems like the clubs located within the Detroit city limits are now changing their VIPs (remodels) and policies due to many visits by LEO recently. I think most of the "fun" in coming years will be at clubs outside of the City limits of Detroit (think Romulus, Dearborn, downriver communities, etc).
I hope I'm wrong and things stay the same for club goers. But from what I've heard, there has been a lot of pressure to get clubs in the Detroit limits to change their VIP set up. Some are holding out (Coliseum and Penthouse are few resisting) but the clubs that do not change are facing fines as well as the dancers facing fines. And I've heard the fines are pretty hefty. Which will eventually probably drive some of the dancers to other local cities where dance cards are not required.
I have no idea if this will continue to be a trend or not, I just don't like the way it seems to be going. However, as with anything else, if there's a will, there's a way. But with less private VIPs, it's going to make things more difficult for extras in some clubs...
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8 years ago
The Burgermeister. Known for his cruel treatment of hamburgers.
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8 years ago
Also might go with:
"50 ways to leave your money grubbing, scammer drug addicted stripper girlfriend."
Or:
"Welcome to Loserville. No ones gets out of here with any money left."
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8 years ago
Retirement? What retirement? I spent all the money on strippers and whores....
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8 years ago
She probably just needs someone to kill the spiders. Change the channels on the tv. And drink the beer.
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8 years ago
Applebees waitresses do this for free.
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8 years ago
It's sad when the crack man gets you.
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8 years ago
She wants $400 every time she even sees you no matter what. That's a strpper's mind set.
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8 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
We couldn't get sharks with lasers on their heads.
So we got Sea Bass...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7bYNAHXxw
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8 years ago
Does siting on my deck in the sweet summer time catching some rays and drinking an ice cold beer qualify as being a porch monkey?
If so, I'm not offended. lol.
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8 years ago
Very few girls are able to go through the strip club years and not age dramatically. The constant smoking, drinking, late hours, stress and unfortunately, drugs can all take their toll on a person (I've recently learned of a girl I knew a few years ago that OD on heroin. Sad, but can't say it surprised me).
It's the lure of easy money. It's got a very strong appeal. (I think Glenn Frey once said that...)
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8 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Actually, I've heard Juice doesn't shit inside the McDonald's. He shits outside of them. Usually in the drive thru lane. Or if they happen to have a small patch of grass, he'll go there. He likes to be environmentally conscious.
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8 years ago
Sure Juice. Why not? You have lots of disposable income to throw away on stupid shit like that.
Right?
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8 years ago
@Dallas, there used to be a midget (Small person? Lol) that went around the clubs by me asking PLs in the club if they'd like to "buy the lady a rose?"
He'd walk around the club with an armful of long stem roses and go up to anyone who had a dancer in their booth or next to them at the bar or smoking area.
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8 years ago
^^^ Compared to some of us, you got off cheap.
Consider yourself lucky.
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8 years ago
It's all fun and games... until someone giggles and shits.
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8 years ago
Well, how long did that take to figure out?
Better yet, how much money did it cost you to figure it out?
Now you can go into clubs as a shark and not a guppy the next time you visit.
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8 years ago
I like how he stands right next to it with his hands on his hips admiring his handiwork... Smart.
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8 years ago
Someone forgot to take their meds again.
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8 years ago
White polyester suits are highly frowned upon around these parts.