Let this be a lesson to all you new mongers...

Always, always, always wait to see a dancer on stage before doing a VIP.

My tale begins with walking into a regular club that I haven't been to in quite some time. Take a seat at the bar and have my first beer.
I'd say after less than 10 minutes, I get a girl all up on me. I'm sitting, she's standing. Being a gentleman, I offer her my bar stool.
We start the normal strip club bullshit. (Where have you danced. How long have you been dancing, what clubs have I been to, her complimenting me, etc, etc etc..)

I had only had one beer and she had a pretty face and nice tits. So I continued our conversation and offered to buy her a drink.
She knew many of the same club employees and dancers I've known over the years of clubbing.

She was pushing hard for dances. Grouping me and making it obvious fun was to be had in VIP with licking her lips and grabbing me at the bar while I stood next to her. I'm not normally a black chick fan, but she wasn't too ghetto and could hold a conversation.

Being the experienced monger I am, as she pushed for dances, I stalled for time. Having not seen her on stsge, I wanted to see what I would be spending my cash on.

Well, let's just say,after she got on stage, I realized that pretty face and nice tits was accompanied by a massive booty and what could best be described as "thunder thighs."

Needless to say,I payed my tab and high tailed it out of there.

Always, always, always, inspect the merchandise before purchasing.

While Papi Chulo might have been extastic. I would have been left with a bad case of buyers remorse.

This is my lesson to anyone who is just starting out mongering. lol. You are welcome.