Either tuscl, facebook, twitter, IG or any other forms of social media no one believes I'm a real person lol
So my question to Shaylyn is am I ?
Am I what I project on tuscl ? Or was I a let down in person ?
Or was I more than you expected ? Something different ? Or so spot on its still hard to believe ?
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last commentEvery poor bastard that goes through the check out line that you happen to be bagging at in Piggly Wiggly Asheville knows you are a real person. Especially when they get home, cussing your name because once again you put the 2 liter of Coke on top of the loaf of bread.
Every drunk and/or high college kid in Asheville knows you are real, and cuss you when they go to Circle K on a late night munchies or alcohol run only to find you have already wiped out all the Chackin Torpedos on the hot roller grill and wiped out all the grape Four Loko in the cooler.
BUT, the smoking gun that Juice actually does indeed exist is I have saved the actual receipt from the night we met. I have uploaded it, and as you can see the date and what Juice ordered (Chackin Fangers), the address, and the time all should be proof. No, I didn't save my receipt for nostalgic reasons, I was on a business trip and expense account that shit.
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LMFAO brilliant mate
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I believe you're a real person. A real strange person.
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Jack LMFAO I need to order some lasagna seriously
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Shaylnne we need to meet up again in 2017 even if it's apple bees again LMFAO
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Juice, you need to come to Detroit. I'll show you the best Detroit food and best Detroit strip clubs.
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jackslash - Bogarts and Del Taco, a night in heaven!
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I'm going to try and make a Detroit trip this spring slash summer...would like to meet Vince and Jack , Shaylynn and who ever that wants to visit...and yes del taco and Bogart's sounds nice....I wonder how fast I would LDK at Penthouse ?
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Lmfao
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Now I believe this shit really happened... proof
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You will LDK so fast at the Penthorse that you will shit... so be the first to ldk on the shitter
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LMAO - LDK and shit at the same time, Juice will have to take a stripper, a bathroom troll and a can of fabreeze all into the VIP area at the same time.
I'll chaperone Juice in Detroit. Drop him off for lunch at the Popeyes near Southfield that has the entire kitchen and counter enclosed in bulletproof glass, then I'll ask him to get out and pump gas in my rental car at 2AM on 8 Mile. He'll love it!!!!
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I wonder how many people in Detroit will ask me to freestyle ?
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Bumber
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WTF is a "Sheet tea"?
You got some weird drinks in the Asheville Applebees.
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You spelled that Rong sir. It's Apple Bee's
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First TUSCL Juice meet up in Detroit! Clear your calendars!
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No ducking way, Jack !!! :)
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Did either of you try to get a young, hot Applebee's waitress to come home with you? Maybe even propose that she do both of you, like in a porno? That would be brilliant! ;)
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Also, for warhawks, I suspect it is "sweet tea".
But you never know. If juicebox69 eats there regularly they may have invented a drink just for him! ;)
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Was the waitress cute?
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I like the fact that the smily face drawn by the waitress looks like an image of her breasts and ass.
And yes I believe that Juuce is a real person. The question is how much of the shit he posts about his life is actually true.
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I have it on good authority that Juice thinks his "life is amazing dude."
Even said so himself. So it must be true.
Just like alternative facts are true... (you know... just without the truth).
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@Obergruppenführer John Smith: Does it matter? The guy is funny as fuck!
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Did you tell the waitress with the boobs and ass jokes?
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Did you and shailynn convince the waitress to come home with you for a full on porno style DP orgy?
If you did that would be ace! As long as she was hot! ;)
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JUICE CREW 4 LYFE. :)
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Juice is funny as hell. It doesn't matter to me!
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I'm kind of surprised that the waitress didn't write her phone number on the receipt.
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LMFAO
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My life is da Shit doh
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