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7 years ago
Has a dancer ever lost control of her bowels and shit on your lap during a danceThis sounds like a bull shit question...
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7 years ago
Cookies?Sure. I'd buy some from them working outside the club.
And then hopefully the girls would remember me 8 years from then when they are working inside the club.
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7 years ago
This question should have been addressed to TUSCLCome on Jack, you should know the answer to that question without asking all of us. ;)
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7 years ago
flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Coincidence?They are both working on their next hit rap song...
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7 years ago
Detroit City Strip Club Ordinance^^^^ Believe it or not, the mayor now is actually a white guy.
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7 years ago
How many sex partners have you had?If anything over 14 is considered promiscuous....
Let's just say I'd have to be considered promiscuous times infinity...
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7 years ago
So is S. Florida next?What if it misses Florida, and goes into the Gulf of Mexico and hits Texas again?
Oh man...
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7 years ago
Shit bombWow. That must have been an amazing day at work.
Congratulations on the shit bomb!
Maybe we can send a few of those over to North Korea the next time they set off a H-bomb, we can set off our S-bombs.
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7 years ago
Armageddon hits Downtown DetroitThis happens from time to time still, it seems in Detroit. Most times things get back to business as usual after a brief cooling down period.
However, if it is something that people don't feel comfortable with happening, there are always the clubs outside of the Detroit city limits in other cities where extras are available without the threat of Detroit vice spoiling a good time...
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7 years ago
Wheeeerrrree'$ the beef?Why does this make me think about Joe Pesci's line in Lethal Weapon 2 about "they fuck you at the drive thru"...
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7 years ago
Do you think there would be social unrest if the US government revealed it knowsIt would be one of, if not the biggest news event of all humankind time.
The possibilities that it would open up would just be unimaginable.
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7 years ago
Lone Wolf's Olive Garden ExperienceI'll never forget meeting my atf at a mall one time to go shopping.
She showed up in a red form fitting dress with black high heels, showing off all her assets.
We got into an glass elevator that went from one floor to the next and I'll never forget the looks of the women who got on that elevator with us. It was a combination of jealousy and disdain and judgment. I can still picture the one woman looking her up and down. You could almost see the thought bubble above her head that said "slut."
It was great!
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7 years ago
Bad news.Yep. You are good. Nothing to worry about.
We all like to live dangerously here.
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7 years ago
Video footage of juice getting laid at folliesWhat's that you are fucking????
It looks like a sheared sheep!!!
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7 years ago
Stripper put a condom on me just using her mouth.Oh yeah. I've had a few do that to me.
I knew right away.
But it is a good trick, if they can pull it off with someone who is less sensitive (or desensitized by alcohol).
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7 years ago
Pay to read full reviews?So, now Jackie's name is USCL?
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7 years ago
The most dangerous sex positionsAnd here I always thought "the most dangerous sex position" was the one you were in when her husband comes home...
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7 years ago
The most dangerous sex positionsIf someone has to buy "special sex furniture" then they truly are freaky,
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7 years ago
More details emerge on Westmoreland murder-suicideI think the real story here is:
How does a guy working at Ultra nail salon doing nails, manicures and pedicures, afford cocaine and OTC with a stripper?
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7 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
What Do Women Want? Secrets To Female OrgasmsSo true.
Never seen a woman's pussy get so wet as when you pull out a fat wad of money in the club...
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7 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Official TUSCL Pets ThreadYep. The last "black lab" I got turned out to be a pit bull.
Great dog though. Pit bulls, when treated right, can be great dogs.
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7 years ago
Pegion Forgue TN and Strip Clubs ?Greyhound buses run to Pigion Forgue TN?
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7 years ago
What if?Tell them there is a surprise for them under the hood of the truck. Get them to crawl inside by the engine. Tell them it's next to the air compressor. Then let loose with the air horns They'll tell you it's the best blow job they ever got.