I recommend Cocoa Beach. Forty five minutes after leaving the airport, you can be sipping a cold one at Lido or Cheaters. In fact, I plan on doing just that this Thursday.
If you're in Orlando proper (the east side of the metro area), go to Cocoa. If you're on the west side closer to Disney, go to Tampa: it's about the same distance from that point and you have better options. That drive back is not going to be fun, though; either way.
I lived in central Florida for 7 years. Listen everyone here. Don't waste time or money in Orlando. Go east or west. IME east is less hectic less worries. Tampa being bigger busier and more thug factor. But i have been out of that area for nearly 9 years.
Is a one hour drive (two hour round trip) that big of a deal? Some of the bigger towns you'd be doing that just to get from one side to the other in traffic.
As others have said, Cocoa Beach (CB) is a good-option for decent-mileage (2-way-contact topless-dances; no extras - OTC is possible; there's a decent Motel-6 in the area but hotel-prices in CB these days are a little expensive).
3-clubs in CB:
Lido - most consider the best of the 3 - seems to have the best-vibe and best-looking dancers - $20 topless 2-way dances - good-amount of small/thin/petite dances - mostly whitegirls; some Latinas; and a handful of AAs (AAs usually light-skinned and on the petite-side) - good nightshift; dayshift kinda hit or miss
Inner Room - $10/dance - kinda divey - dancer looks are hit or miss but doesn't mean one can't find something they like especially for $10/dance - better dayshift than nightshift - nightshift used to be mostly AA but not per the last time I was there a couple of months ago
Cheaters - kinda in b/w Inner-Room and Lido - bit nicer than IR but the vibe @ Cheaters seems to be a bit off - $20 topless 2-way dances
Since you are familiar w/ Mons; Lido would be the closest thing to it although not Mons - all 3 clubs close @ 2:00 a.m. - CB is a cool and laidback area, I like-it - the SCs there also seem cool and laidback - there's a good Italian restaurant in CB called Branos.
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last commentThen don't go to Orlando. Take a little trip to the coast, either east or west.
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The last time somebody asked about Orlando, the thread filled up with "plan to drive to Tampa or Jacksonville"
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hi mileage in orlando... maybe gas mileage with a prius...
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^ Not many hills to climb, so that helps with non-hybrids.
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Straight shot from Orlando to Tampa on I-4 West
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Or go to Cocoa Beach in the opposite direction from Tampa. If you're an experienced club goer either town will do.
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I recommend Cocoa Beach. Forty five minutes after leaving the airport, you can be sipping a cold one at Lido or Cheaters. In fact, I plan on doing just that this Thursday.
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^ Yeah, stay out of IR. I hate competition.
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I have drive 2 hours to find higg mileage? Jeez I thought all of Florida was like the Mons.
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I wouldn't drive that far for higg mileage.
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Flagooner: I’m sure I’ll hit IR too, but that’s five minutes further down the road. I hear they have higg mileage there.
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Kinda a dick move there, flagoneer.
When you're done polishing my dog's balls, then you can correct my spelling. Not before. I thought we went over that.
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Go with SJG to Orlando, he can demonstrate his system for you with your money. :)
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If you're in Orlando proper (the east side of the metro area), go to Cocoa. If you're on the west side closer to Disney, go to Tampa: it's about the same distance from that point and you have better options. That drive back is not going to be fun, though; either way.
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Were you intending to say hog mileage?
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I lived in central Florida for 7 years. Listen everyone here. Don't waste time or money in Orlando. Go east or west. IME east is less hectic less worries. Tampa being bigger busier and more thug factor. But i have been out of that area for nearly 9 years.
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I also recommend taking the road less traveled of going to coco. SR192. No major highway just a 4 lane road that dead ends at the beach.
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Go about an hour east to Cocoa Beach. Inner Room is probably your best bet. Think Mons Venus with alcohol.
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And don't forget the dances are only $10.
IR is bi-polar though.
Day and night are totally different.
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Drive to Tampa or CB.
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"I have drive 2 hours to find higg mileage?"
Is a one hour drive (two hour round trip) that big of a deal? Some of the bigger towns you'd be doing that just to get from one side to the other in traffic.
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I drive about an hour each way, but that is because I live in Orlando and want high mileage.
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@flagooner did you finish polishing DRDaves dog balls. ; )
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@25, don't patronize me bro!
But to answer your question...
Nope, I found out he was neutered just like his owner.
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So you checked ;)
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Oh yeah. Had my can of Brasso at the ready.
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Don’t know if it matters for the east coast/ coca beach, but Daytona 500 is this weekend. Clubs might be busier than normal.
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As others have said, Cocoa Beach (CB) is a good-option for decent-mileage (2-way-contact topless-dances; no extras - OTC is possible; there's a decent Motel-6 in the area but hotel-prices in CB these days are a little expensive).
3-clubs in CB:
Lido - most consider the best of the 3 - seems to have the best-vibe and best-looking dancers - $20 topless 2-way dances - good-amount of small/thin/petite dances - mostly whitegirls; some Latinas; and a handful of AAs (AAs usually light-skinned and on the petite-side) - good nightshift; dayshift kinda hit or miss
Inner Room - $10/dance - kinda divey - dancer looks are hit or miss but doesn't mean one can't find something they like especially for $10/dance - better dayshift than nightshift - nightshift used to be mostly AA but not per the last time I was there a couple of months ago
Cheaters - kinda in b/w Inner-Room and Lido - bit nicer than IR but the vibe @ Cheaters seems to be a bit off - $20 topless 2-way dances
Since you are familiar w/ Mons; Lido would be the closest thing to it although not Mons - all 3 clubs close @ 2:00 a.m. - CB is a cool and laidback area, I like-it - the SCs there also seem cool and laidback - there's a good Italian restaurant in CB called Branos.
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Thanks.
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