I recommend Cocoa Beach. Forty five minutes after leaving the airport, you can be sipping a cold one at Lido or Cheaters. In fact, I plan on doing just that this Thursday.
Kinda a dick move there, flagoneer.
When you're done polishing my dog's balls, then you can correct my spelling. Not before. I thought we went over that.
If you're in Orlando proper (the east side of the metro area), go to Cocoa. If you're on the west side closer to Disney, go to Tampa: it's about the same distance from that point and you have better options. That drive back is not going to be fun, though; either way.
I lived in central Florida for 7 years. Listen everyone here. Don't waste time or money in Orlando. Go east or west. IME east is less hectic less worries. Tampa being bigger busier and more thug factor. But i have been out of that area for nearly 9 years.
"I have drive 2 hours to find higg mileage?"
Is a one hour drive (two hour round trip) that big of a deal? Some of the bigger towns you'd be doing that just to get from one side to the other in traffic.
As others have said, Cocoa Beach (CB) is a good-option for decent-mileage (2-way-contact topless-dances; no extras - OTC is possible; there's a decent Motel-6 in the area but hotel-prices in CB these days are a little expensive).
3-clubs in CB:
1) Lido - most consider the best of the 3 - seems to have the best-vibe and best-looking dancers - $20 topless 2-way dances - good-amount of small/thin/petite dances - mostly whitegirls; some Latinas; and a handful of AAs (AAs usually light-skinned and on the petite-side) - good nightshift; dayshift kinda hit or miss
2) Inner Room - $10/dance - kinda divey - dancer looks are hit or miss but doesn't mean one can't find something they like especially for $10/dance - better dayshift than nightshift - nightshift used to be mostly AA but not per the last time I was there a couple of months ago
3) Cheaters - kinda in b/w Inner-Room and Lido - bit nicer than IR but the vibe @ Cheaters seems to be a bit off - $20 topless 2-way dances
Since you are familiar w/ Mons; Lido would be the closest thing to it although not Mons - all 3 clubs close @ 2:00 a.m. - CB is a cool and laidback area, I like-it - the SCs there also seem cool and laidback - there's a good Italian restaurant in CB called Branos.
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