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Let the Fog Horns free!

BrotherFogHorn

Gawd's Holy Church of Tuscl

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

I was preachin the word at the Church last sunday and the Fog Horns were unruly. I couldnt hold them back so I let er rip

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BrotherFogHorn

I had many children in the audience that started laughing at the freedom. One old lady in the front row fainted. A dancer who was hiding and praying under the pulpet pukedbher brains out

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BrotherFogHorn

The holy ghost came right out of me

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BrotherFogHorn

The holy ghost screamed for mercy

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BrotherFogHorn

The Mayor said the fevil came out of me with a filthy stench

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BrotherFogHorn

Mayor said the Devil... dam fucken lhone

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warhawks

Welcome back.

This didn’t happen in a North Carolina Motel 6 did it?

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BrotherFogHorn

Thank you sir. And yes sir...

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Cashman1234

Those Motel 6 hookers usually have strong stomachs. It’s surprising she puked like that. The experience must have been like a second coming!

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shailynn

Reverend, it sounds like you had too many chackin torpedos and four Lokos on Saturday night. Maybe stick to light beer and popcorn so the fog horns don’t let out at the pew.

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vincemichaels

Reverend sir, we are opening a chapel in Northern Florida. We would be honored with your presence at the blowing of the horns of Gabriel.

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BrotherFogHorn

I will thank about this Vince.

I guess I need to turn to the word and learn more about this subject of the fog horns of gabriel

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Mate27

Preach, Brother Foghorn!

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warhawks

Mack Truck says you are rong, and that you need an air-horn to be truly free.

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