tuscl

Let the Fog Horns free!

BrotherFogHorn
Gawd's Holy Church of Tuscl
I was preachin the word at the Church last sunday and the Fog Horns were unruly. I couldnt hold them back so I let er rip

13 comments

  • BrotherFogHorn
    7 years ago
    I had many children in the audience that started laughing at the freedom. One old lady in the front row fainted. A dancer who was hiding and praying under the pulpet pukedbher brains out
  • BrotherFogHorn
    7 years ago
    The holy ghost came right out of me
  • BrotherFogHorn
    7 years ago
    The holy ghost screamed for mercy
  • BrotherFogHorn
    7 years ago
    The Mayor said the fevil came out of me with a filthy stench
  • BrotherFogHorn
    7 years ago
    Mayor said the Devil... dam fucken lhone
  • warhawks
    7 years ago
    Welcome back.

    This didn’t happen in a North Carolina Motel 6 did it?
  • BrotherFogHorn
    7 years ago
    Thank you sir. And yes sir...
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    Those Motel 6 hookers usually have strong stomachs. It’s surprising she puked like that. The experience must have been like a second coming!
  • shailynn
    7 years ago
    Reverend, it sounds like you had too many chackin torpedos and four Lokos on Saturday night. Maybe stick to light beer and popcorn so the fog horns don’t let out at the pew.
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    Reverend sir, we are opening a chapel in Northern Florida. We would be honored with your presence at the blowing of the horns of Gabriel.
  • BrotherFogHorn
    7 years ago
    I will thank about this Vince.


    I guess I need to turn to the word and learn more about this subject of the fog horns of gabriel
  • Mate27
    7 years ago
    Preach, Brother Foghorn!
  • warhawks
    7 years ago
    Mack Truck says you are rong, and that you need an air-horn to be truly free.
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