Russia releases chill video of Florida getting nuked

realDougster
Navigating the post-FOSTA apocalypse
There's nothing to see here, folks, just Russian overlord Vladimir Putin showing off an "invincible" nuclear missile destroying Floriduh.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/russia-releas…

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vincemichaels
7 years ago
All those sinners in Florida better get on their knees and pray. :)
shailynn
7 years ago
Those fuckers can’t even make cars that run but they have the best nuke in the world?
warhawks
7 years ago
Who lives in Florida most of the time and likes to play golf in Florida most of the time? I bet all those missles are programmed to land on Mar-a-lago.
twentyfive
7 years ago
^^^I hope those missiles are accurate I absolutely hate when bombs land in my pool.
RandomMember
7 years ago
Putin has another fake election coming up, so he might as well show a fake animation (since he doesn't have anything else to offer to his crumbling economy).
Clubber
7 years ago
Like we've not had russian nukes at our doorstep before? Less than 2 miles from my home is the site of a former Hawk Missile base from the cuban missile of 55+ years ago.
skibum609
7 years ago
Florida might just deserve it.
gammanu95
7 years ago
I wouldn't take Putin's word for it. Remember their new hyped main battle tank that broke down on its maiden appearance during a military parade? Their threats about cutting edge intercontinental hypersonic missiles and autonomous intercontinental torpedoes is less than plausible.

Cheo_D
7 years ago
Yeah, sure, I suppose this is likely to be as succesful a project as Ronnie's space defense shield thingy. More like a big subsidy program for their Av/Space industry.

OTOH announcing that you intend to nuke Florida is a slap in the face to all of us who enjoy the local businesses and a personal threat to valuable community member Papi_Chulo.

gammanu95
7 years ago
I think Florida was simply chosen because of Trump's civvie residence. Although there are valuable strategic and tactical targets here: Cape Canaveral, SOCOM in Tampa, a SF brigade in Wautchula, F-22s at Eglin and Tyndale, and the Ft. Myers metro area as one of the most populous in the US.
twentyfive
7 years ago
^^^Don't forget Gramma nuts compound Ft. Meyers Psychological Institute and Sanitarium, AKA Ku Klux Klan Campgrounds.
RandomMember
7 years ago
^^^ LOL
Clubber
7 years ago
95,

AND 25, Papi, and I live in Florida. All in the south!
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