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Russia releases chill video of Florida getting nuked

realDougster

Navigating the post-FOSTA apocalypse

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

There's nothing to see here, folks, just Russian overlord Vladimir Putin showing off an "invincible" nuclear missile destroying Floriduh.

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vincemichaels
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All those sinners in Florida better get on their knees and pray. :)

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shailynn
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Those fuckers can’t even make cars that run but they have the best nuke in the world?

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warhawks
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Who lives in Florida most of the time and likes to play golf in Florida most of the time? I bet all those missles are programmed to land on Mar-a-lago.

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twentyfive
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^^^I hope those missiles are accurate I absolutely hate when bombs land in my pool.

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RandomMember
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Putin has another fake election coming up, so he might as well show a fake animation (since he doesn't have anything else to offer to his crumbling economy).

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Clubber
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Like we've not had russian nukes at our doorstep before? Less than 2 miles from my home is the site of a former Hawk Missile base from the cuban missile of 55+ years ago.

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skibum609
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Florida might just deserve it.

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TheOne&Only
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I wouldn't take Putin's word for it. Remember their new hyped main battle tank that broke down on its maiden appearance during a military parade? Their threats about cutting edge intercontinental hypersonic missiles and autonomous intercontinental torpedoes is less than plausible.

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Cheo_D
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Yeah, sure, I suppose this is likely to be as succesful a project as Ronnie's space defense shield thingy. More like a big subsidy program for their Av/Space industry.

OTOH announcing that you intend to nuke Florida is a slap in the face to all of us who enjoy the local businesses and a personal threat to valuable community member Papi_Chulo.

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TheOne&Only
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I think Florida was simply chosen because of Trump's civvie residence. Although there are valuable strategic and tactical targets here: Cape Canaveral, SOCOM in Tampa, a SF brigade in Wautchula, F-22s at Eglin and Tyndale, and the Ft. Myers metro area as one of the most populous in the US.

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twentyfive
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^^^Don't forget Gramma nuts compound Ft. Meyers Psychological Institute and Sanitarium, AKA Ku Klux Klan Campgrounds.

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RandomMember
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^^^ LOL

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Clubber
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95,

AND 25, Papi, and I live in Florida. All in the south!

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