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7 years ago
Crazy Joe rates all McDonald’s bathrooms equal.
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7 years ago
I think I did her at Coliseum once after some gentle persuasion on her part with a hand shake.
So I guess that would have to be a yes.
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7 years ago
Yeah Juice, you spelled advice rong.
What’s rong with you?
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7 years ago
^^^^ Yeah. Sales definitely for Juice. He’s a bullshit artist.
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7 years ago
Back to school?
My advise to you is to find one of these sex starved female teachers and take her to your van down by the river.
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7 years ago
I’ve never done this. But I would love to experience it one time, as I think it would be great fun. Especially for a bachelor party.
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7 years ago
I use the tag line that sometimes comes up on the TUSCL banner. (Especially if I don’t want to talk to the particular girl who is asking).
“I just got here, it’s my first beer. Come back later.”
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7 years ago
Ask Juice how that worked out for him with Jackie...
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7 years ago
I’ve heard it a few times.
Most of the time it was trying to get me to pay for more dances or an up sell without delivering.
The majority of the girls I’ve had sex with in the vip were discrete about it. That’s usually how I know they are serious about it. Remember, unless you are in Nevada or Mexico, it’s technically illegal and the dancer can get fined or fired if caught having sex. So why blatantly advertise it?
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7 years ago
If there is a club I’d like to go to, I just go if I can fit it in. There have been some I’ve avoided if they consistently have bad reviews, don’t have the type of dancers I like per the reviews, or have been in the news for shootings, etc.
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7 years ago
Hate those sleeves. But she’s got s very nice body, IMO.
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7 years ago
Wall. Not walk.
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7 years ago
Geez. Sounds like you guys need a walk down there in Florida to keep them all out! ;)
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7 years ago
Yep. If you ask career strippers, they will most likely tell you that the weeks leading up to Holloween thru Thanksgiving and the the weeks leading up to Christmas, are the times they make “bank.”
Mostly because of the holidays in October, November and December, it seems like business picks up in the clubs.
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7 years ago
It’s situations like this that I keep a spray can of “Stripper B Gone” under the sink for just these instances of stripper infestation.
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7 years ago
My friend once had a girlfriend who’s name was Candy.
I asked her if her sisters names were Bambi and Destiny.
She didn’t think it was funny.
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7 years ago
I’ve learned the more money I have is in direct proportion to how much a stripper likes me and is willing to do with me in the VIP room.
It’s amazing how much better looking I am with a lot of money....
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7 years ago
I haven’t met any in the Detroit clubs either.
More so it seems to be a few Mexicans in the clubs here. I can’t ever remember meeting a Cuban in the area clubs.
Not too many Asians in the area either, which is too bad as I enjoy some Spicy Pad Thai once in a while...
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7 years ago
I thought the highlight with Juice making it rain was when he threw all the coins in the air instead of dollars and it rained down on a fat stripper and she slipped on stage and fell on a table next to the stage. She had to be taken out of the club by EMS.
Good times.
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7 years ago
A few have.
Most of them it was over money. Trying to take advantage of me due to my generosity in the past.
However, in most instances there is a reason I didn’t see a dancer after a certain point. I just grew tired of her and wanted someone different in almost each case. Thats what I loved about Strip clubs. You always could have a different woman if you wanted to.
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7 years ago
That hotel room looks familiar.
I’m going to guess Motor City Casino?
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I don’t like them. I think it’s a desicration of a woman’s beautiful natural body.
However, finding a stripper without tattoos now a days is like finding the perverbial unicorn.
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7 years ago
Only $6k for something from 1982? That would be like $1,000 in 2017 dollars...
We spend more than that in a night at the clubs sometimes.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
So your clubs were the guinea pigs for the system eh Juice?