Comments by warhawks (page 16)

Most of the deductions businesses and individuals could take for “entertainment” purposes were eliminated or pared way back in the last 90’s early 00’s. I know it hurt the Strip Club businesses in Michigan pretty hard back then because sales and ad guys couldn’t take clients out and write off the expenses as much anymore. But, I have to wonder... how will this effect Russian prostitutes who pee on guys in hotel rooms and play golf all the time on the clubs they own?

I actually left my license and credit card at a club once. They kept it behind the bar for the night and I forgot about it when I left. Had to drive back the next morning (without a license) and pick it up as soon as they opened. I knew the manager well and he let me in early and showed me around the club and took me back and showed me the locker rooms, kitchen, offices, etc. Have to admit, seeing the club with the lights on, the cleaning crew, the employees getting ready for opening, the barbacks stocking the coolers, no music, no multicolor lights, etc. made for a different type of feel then a customer usually sees when they go to a club.

I’ve only lost my dignity.

I’ve had this happen a few times in the past to me. I make it a habit now to count if I haven’t negotiated a flat fee for services without a dance count. All you can do is be careful and trust your instincts if you think the dancer is going sideways on you and cut your losses as soon as you can in those instances.

^^^ I bet Juice “was something.... before the invention of electricity.”

Backpage and Craigslist men seeking men personals Juice. Those guys will gobble you up like a trucker at a Golden Corral buffet line.

At some of the clubs in Detroit, it’s the dancers who grope the customers. They don’t call it the “Henry handshake” for nothing....

I have to wonder... at some point a heavy drug user like being described starts to lose their looks. The body deteriorates because they don’t take care of themselves and all they care about is the drugs. They get real thin because food isn’t as important as the drug. The teeth start to rot. Hair is thinning and a mess, If this girl has been in and out of as many detox places as she says, I have to believe she’s no where near as hot as when you first met.

Ever seen the movie “Idiocracy”? Making it rain at a strip club without getting anything in return for your money reminds me of that movie. Function: noun. Definition: an act or actions that come from ideas or beliefs that are not smart. Example Sentence: It was idiocracy for that man to drive so much over the speed limit.

They don’t call it the land of fruits and nuts for nothing...

The Ultimate Strip Club List Where we prefer the waitress. That tag line belongs in this thread. lol.

Wow. That’s some golden pussy there. It’s good to be the buyer and not the seller at the end of the month though. Gives you some leverage on negotiations.

It’s the oldest profession known. They can only try to contain it, they can’t ever stop it.

Definately a bucket list candidate.

This is one thing I’ve never done in all my years clubbing. I did have a friend that once took a shot girl into VIP. He told me it wasn’t very good, as she didn’t know what she was doing, dance wise. I did run into a girl at a club once that used to be a shot girl at a different club, but was now a dancer. But that’s as close as I ever got to a bartender or waitress at the SC.

Depends on what kind of mood Candy is in tonight. She might not want to be handed out to anyone, especially underage children. Maybe I should just invite Destiny over tonight so as to not create any confusion....

Gotta love a girl who cleans up afterwards.

I went one time on Holloween. It wasn’t very busy, and not many dancers. Many dancers have kids, (that’s why we support single moms). So, many of the dancers have the night off to be with their kids. The historically busy days at the club around Holloween have always been the Friday and Saturday the weekend before Holloween when the girls get all the slutty outfits out.

I never liked Kiss either. Never understood what the attraction was for that band. But I have heard Gene Simmons interviewed a few times and he seems like an intelligent guy. He sure knew how to market that band, I’ll give him that.

Good one!

Well, if you’d stop investing in craigslist hoes maybe you’d actually make some money.

Like Sasquatch, they can’t be proven, or disproven. And they happen about as often as a Bigfoot sighting.

I don’t respond to Jackie’s PMs no matter how much she begs. She says she wants a real man that has a job, a car that isn’t a van, a house to sleep in (other than the van) and doesn’t eat Ho Hos and coke for breakfast.

Juice you spelled Netiquette rong.

Yeah, I actually liked the weeks and weekends leading up to Holloween at the clubs. Girls like to dress up. And in the clubs some of the girls came up with some really great costumes to wear (and take off) on stage. It definately took the fantasy angle up a notch in the clubs around holloween.