"Don't let strippers in your house" is good advice. Will I ever listen to good advice?
Kokomo man’s warning after having 16 guns stolen: ‘Don’t let strippers in your h
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Most stripper are on drugs = desperation = willing to do anything = theft No strangers and discretion is better part of valor
This guy must really have some thing on his wife for her to allow this.
It’s situations like this that I keep a spray can of “Stripper B Gone” under the sink for just these instances of stripper infestation.
I won't. I have strippers over for the night, and even the weekend, all the time. No intention of stopping. I do follow his other advice, my safes are bolted to both the ground & the wall. The cameras record on & off-site. There are much easier things to take with much less work & much higher returns than my guns.
To date, the most valuable thing "stolen" from me by a stripper has been a brandy snifter she accidentally walked out with. In that case, I didn't even notice until she bought it to my attention. She ended up losing it, so a week later she begged me to come over & then showed up with a new pair and threw in one hell of a blow job to make up for it.
Never in my house, Hell never in my town, Too well known and to easy to get seen.
My house is kinda run down, and I just have various yard sale and thrift store furnishings. All I wanted was a cheap place to live in... Have not brought a stripper there yet, but I figure the ambiance may persuade her there is nothing valuable around.
I've had one stripper to my house. But she was my ATF, I had known her for awhile and trusted her. She actually had worked in law enforcement for a little while and had integrity in every dealing I had with her. No problems when she came over.
Like anything, you should be cautious, but you can't make blanket statements. Although, this one is a pretty good rule of thumb until you know them better.

