tuscl

Comments by warhawks

  • review comment
    a year ago
    BubbleYum
    Blow me. 😙 Pronouns: hoe/heaux
    Review from a Dancer's Perspective
    Interesting perspective from a dancers view. Good info. Coli used to be my home away from home over 10 years ago when extras were the norm. Have been thinking of stopping back in one day just for old times sake. Thanks for the review.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Time for some dance lessons
    Summer time in Michigan. On nice days, people tend to do outside activities. Things pick back up in the fall. It’s just the natural cycle. Summer time tends to be the slow time at the clubs in MI.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Kickingbird
    Michigan
    Average, with a couple great dancers
    Wow. $100 for 3 songs and no extras. Things sure have changed from when I used to be a regular years ago at Coli and Players. But I have fond memories.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    Tell us something about yourself...........
    I once met up and closed a club with JuiceBox69 in North Carolina years and years ago
. Haven’t been to a NC strip club since. Nothing can replicate that night. Still can’t stand the taste of 4loco and Chacken Fingers. True (old) story.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    warhawks
    Crazy Town USA
    Weekday afternoon visit.
    I figured I’d probably get a comment about being there for over an hour and not getting VIP dances. But, what can I say? I hate being rushed and wanted to check out the entire lineup once on stage that day to see what the options were. Will be back though, now that I know.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    billyjoel313
    Michigan
    Successful failure
    Wow! The numbers being talked about here in this review are serious sticker shock. I wonder if this is also attributed to the fact that the Detroit city limit clubs no longer have vip rooms or have “open” vips? And the Inkster and Dearborn clubs have higher prices now not having to compete for the Detroit VIP club dollars? At these prices, it might be a while before I venture back to the club scene...
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Officials Confirm 13 COVID-19 Cases Linked to Romulus Club, Restaurant
    Unless something has changed, the Playhouse has always been dead, every time I was ever in the area. I mean, like, literally no customer cars in the parking lot. It’s never been packed like a Flight Club or any other club in the area, that I have ever seen. So if it had to happen at a club in the area, that would be the place to have the least number of people infected.... at least from my experience in the past at that particular club.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    I Was a Dancer, Until Israel Closed the clubs
    If Gal Gadot had worked in an Israeli strip club while she was there... I’d be on the next plane to Tel Aviv!!!
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    A lawyer got disbarred for using clients' funds for strip club
    Saying “a crooked lawyer” is really just pointing out what we already know about lawyers, lol.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Q&A with Founder
    Founder, I took some time off from the hobby. Just came back to check things out and this (Now Gay I guess) Juicebox dude is still polluting these message boards. I’m amazed you haven’t band him yet. You really need to have him declared a public nuisance. Some things never change I guess....
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    One and done
    Sounds like not much has changed at this place. I have not been there in a very long time. But when I had gone, I did the exact same thing as the OP and thought the exact same thing of this place. I never understood how it stayed in business either, but I have, in the past, heard of decent talent there on some nights. But every time I had ever been there, I’ve never seen anything worth staying for. And honestly, it sounds like there isn’t any reason to go back.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Cheers
    The Cheers bathroom troll has never been the same since CrazyJoe left a deposit there after a particularly large Taco Bell late night excursion...
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Crazyjoe’s personal journey into self development:
    Crazyjoe: been destroying McDonald shitters since 2007.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Sorry i haven't been around
    What a crock of shit... working two jobs my ass. Playing Fortnite until 4am doesn’t count as a job Juice.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    OT. A question for all the people past 35...
    Read up on TUSCL. Get advice from those who have been there before you even step foot in a strip club.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    Ignore function
    Now you see me... Now you don’t.... Seems appropriate for this forum, if you think about it...
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Mainster
    Arizona
    Was this awful?
    Would have saved a whole bunch of money and been better prepared for my strip clubbing days if I had followed the advice on here when I first started clubbing. Oh well, sometimes the lessons learned the hard way are the best...
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    goldmongerATL
    The Square Above Charlie Weaver
    Effect of Splitting the Discussion Rooms?
    It will be good in the long run. Long overdue and welcome addition, imo.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    TUSCL the Hustle: Customer Lead-Ins
    4 words: “front room makeout sessions...” all you need to know.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Lanechange
    Michigan
    Crazy Horse in Detroit reopened as Horse....
    Save a horse... Shoot a cowboy.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Just an idea
    STF Jackie. Thats the stupidest idea you‘ve had since you tried to market 4 loco chacken fingers. Lol
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Detroit 2AMer.
    Such is life and death in the D.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    GACA
    Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
    I wish I had the same shamelese audacity
    I don’t think asking for $200-$300 is audacious. I had strippers ask for s hell of a lot more than that. You need to follow up to a text like that with: “$200-$300 is at least 2 BBBJCIM and/or full service, right?”
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    stanlee
    Illinois
    Is Detroit the best strip club destination?
    “Is Detroit the best Strip Club destination?” Yes. But then, I’m biased.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Inside Stephen Hawking's Surprising Love Life—Including Trips to the Strip Club
    Even the greatest minds can’t figure women out. “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.” -Albert Einstein