Comments by warhawks

Interesting perspective from a dancers view. Good info. Coli used to be my home away from home over 10 years ago when extras were the norm. Have been thinking of stopping back in one day just for old times sake. Thanks for the review.

Summer time in Michigan. On nice days, people tend to do outside activities. Things pick back up in the fall. It’s just the natural cycle. Summer time tends to be the slow time at the clubs in MI.

Wow. $100 for 3 songs and no extras. Things sure have changed from when I used to be a regular years ago at Coli and Players. But I have fond memories.

I once met up and closed a club with JuiceBox69 in North Carolina years and years ago…. Haven’t been to a NC strip club since. Nothing can replicate that night. Still can’t stand the taste of 4loco and Chacken Fingers. True (old) story.

I figured I’d probably get a comment about being there for over an hour and not getting VIP dances. But, what can I say? I hate being rushed and wanted to check out the entire lineup once on stage that day to see what the options were. Will be back though, now that I know.

Wow! The numbers being talked about here in this review are serious sticker shock. I wonder if this is also attributed to the fact that the Detroit city limit clubs no longer have vip rooms or have “open” vips? And the Inkster and Dearborn clubs have higher prices now not having to compete for the Detroit VIP club dollars? At these prices, it might be a while before I venture back to the club scene...

Unless something has changed, the Playhouse has always been dead, every time I was ever in the area. I mean, like, literally no customer cars in the parking lot. It’s never been packed like a Flight Club or any other club in the area, that I have ever seen. So if it had to happen at a club in the area, that would be the place to have the least number of people infected.... at least from my experience in the past at that particular club.

If Gal Gadot had worked in an Israeli strip club while she was there... I’d be on the next plane to Tel Aviv!!!

Saying “a crooked lawyer” is really just pointing out what we already know about lawyers, lol.

Founder, I took some time off from the hobby. Just came back to check things out and this (Now Gay I guess) Juicebox dude is still polluting these message boards. I’m amazed you haven’t band him yet. You really need to have him declared a public nuisance. Some things never change I guess....

Sounds like not much has changed at this place. I have not been there in a very long time. But when I had gone, I did the exact same thing as the OP and thought the exact same thing of this place. I never understood how it stayed in business either, but I have, in the past, heard of decent talent there on some nights. But every time I had ever been there, I’ve never seen anything worth staying for. And honestly, it sounds like there isn’t any reason to go back.

The Cheers bathroom troll has never been the same since CrazyJoe left a deposit there after a particularly large Taco Bell late night excursion...

Crazyjoe: been destroying McDonald shitters since 2007.

What a crock of shit... working two jobs my ass. Playing Fortnite until 4am doesn’t count as a job Juice.

Read up on TUSCL. Get advice from those who have been there before you even step foot in a strip club.

Now you see me... Now you don’t.... Seems appropriate for this forum, if you think about it...

Would have saved a whole bunch of money and been better prepared for my strip clubbing days if I had followed the advice on here when I first started clubbing. Oh well, sometimes the lessons learned the hard way are the best...

It will be good in the long run. Long overdue and welcome addition, imo.

4 words: “front room makeout sessions...” all you need to know.

Save a horse... Shoot a cowboy.

STF Jackie. Thats the stupidest idea you‘ve had since you tried to market 4 loco chacken fingers. Lol

Such is life and death in the D.

I don’t think asking for $200-$300 is audacious. I had strippers ask for s hell of a lot more than that. You need to follow up to a text like that with: “$200-$300 is at least 2 BBBJCIM and/or full service, right?”

“Is Detroit the best Strip Club destination?” Yes. But then, I’m biased.

Even the greatest minds can’t figure women out. “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.” -Albert Einstein