Crazy Horse in Detroit reopened as Horse....

A shooting in Detroit? Yawn ... How did this even make the news?

Had already been reported:

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Shootings at inner-city Detroit strip clubs are relatively common. Very, very rare at the Dearborn, Inkster and other suburban locations (at least that I’m aware of). Don’t let this news prevent you from coming to our town for extras galore!

My grandfather shot a crazy horse on the farm.

Save a horse... Shoot a cowboy.