In my travels, which, admittedly are heavy Midwest, Detroit is ruler of the roost. Chicago. Please. Milwaukee, meh. Indy not bad but not great. Louisville, STL, SGF, KC, CLEVELAND, Columbus, Denver, Sacramento, charlotte, meh. Dallas was fun but had some limits.
My vote is Detroit. Who's with me and who is against me? FWIW Tampa, for me, is number two.


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By the way I don't consider TJ an option.
"By the way I don't consider TJ an option."
The easy way to handle that is to ask about clubs in the US.
Yeah - Detroit is hard to beat when everything is taken into account:
good upscale clubs (nice amenities)
unlimited mileage - extras may be more common than LDs - and even the good looking chicks do extras at reasonable rates
good # and variety of clubs
Only if it was in the south (prefer the south weather and women)
The problem with Detroit is that the dancers are always pestering me for extras. It's hard to maintain my virtue.
^ LOL - tough to be you
Detroit is the best, I've been to a few other cities but nothing like home for cheap, easy pussy.
Shoot, Papi. All of the action backslash gets puts a huge strain on the area's lasagna supplies.......
What else might even compete? Miami? COI? Atlanta?
Globally, I'd say German FKKs North America, hard to argue with Detroit. A lot of areas have crapped out in recent years. Toronto, maybe, but don't see as much intel from GTA and Canada has been tweaking their laws, so maybe not as much upside north of the boarder anymore. (?)
Detroit is not a go to place
"Detroit is not a go to place"
Not every place can be TJ, but I've been to both and Detroit is pretty good in comparison. If you prefer ITC Detroit has better options, but most TJ clubs are obviously set up for OTC.
For all the reasons Papi mentioned, it's hard to make an argument against Detroit as the best overall clubbing destination in the U.S. From a dicussion thread not too long ago: tuscl.net
Quoting: " I've clubbed in a lot of places and I have to say the best quality and value for money consistently for a city has to be Detroit metro. Other places have a single club as an outlier (e.g. Follies) but lack consitent quality and/or readily available extras in a majority of clubs."
I also second @Papi's sentiment that for all of Detroit's virtues, it definitely has shortcomings that the other contenders (esp. LA/COI and Miami/SoFla) lack.
Some people, I think, don't want to go to Detroit because of its reputation for violence. However, you can visit "Detroit" clubs without ever setting foot in the city.
Flight Club, Bogart's and Henry VIII ( north) in the suburb of Inkster. The 3 clubs are near each other in a rather ugly commercial area but not a dangerous area.
Landing Strip and Playhouse in suburb of Romulus. Very close to airport. The Landing Strip is in a safe area right next to the Romulus police station.
BT's, Criket, Pantheon in the suburb of Dearborn. Dearborn is a nice city and you don't need to be afraid to go there.
I should have also mentioned Subi's in Southgate. I have always enjoyed Subi's but I don't visit often because it's kind of far from me.
“Is Detroit the best Strip Club destination?”
Yes.
But then, I’m biased.
Hands down (or pants down), Detroit is the best for mileage and extras in the US.
The D = #1 and BTW there are very few places in the country where you can get all three "G's" in the same place at a reasonable cost and proximity..... that being Golf, Girls and Gambling for a boys trip. The golf courses in Detroit metro are really nice and really inexpensive. Four casinos (counting Windsor) and we have all heard about the clubs. I have done trips in Myrtle, Tampa, Vegas, Phoenix, Atlantic City, Jacksonville, Niagara Falls, Toronto, and New Orleans and the D is the best.... and it's not even close.
Damn I forgot about the casino aspect. That certainly makes it more appealing in my book. I always enjoyed myself at MGM.
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