Was this awful?

An annoying young co-worker has a wife and two kids, with a third on the way. His wife isn't feeling especially amorous, and the dumbass kid starts telling me that his plan is to use some of his overtime pay to "Go find me a hooker at one of those strip joints." He wanted to know if I knew any good places where he could carry out his plan. I gave it our consideration, then told him that while I thought it might be best to use that money for the benefit of his young family, Dream Palace was what he sought if his mind was 100% made up. I further counseled him not to jump on the first dance offer he got; no, he should make it plain that he was holding a big ol' wad of money, and had no intention of taking any of it home. Then the girls would be fighting each other to show him a good time. He bought it, and sallied forth last night- the night before Valentine's Day. The visit went as any PL in the greater Phoenix area knew it would. He ended up trading an undisclosed amount of cash for blue balls, then went out drinking to ease his pain.

But he took the wrong lesson from the debacle, and bitched all day about cock-teasing dancers, hangovers, and his angry wife. He figures the root cause of the trouble is that he didn't hit the right club. So I suggested he set his sights on a classier, friendlier place- Le Girls.