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12 years ago
Hmm... something doesn't jive. You haven't had sex with your wife in 10 years. Your account of your dilemma seems to imply you haven't had FS with anyone, including strippers, in that period of time. You don't seem to be a newbie to mongering (ATF, DATY, BBBJ, etc.) but have been dieting on many things but FS ("sexual relations" as slick willie used to call it) during that time. Sounds like a load of bull. And I'm assuming you ain't billy boy.
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12 years ago
motorgeek is growing some balls. Probably peanut sized but better than them eunuch bastard grandkids of mine.
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12 years ago
A fucking harem sounds good in theory until the concubine drama shit hits the fan. Makes you wonder if them pimps are underpaid.
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12 years ago
@ranukam: Shut the fuck up and leave junior be. Stevie boy's taste in girls is questionable but at least it's not Michael Kunis or some other shit.
@Dougie: Trying to give your big bro a hard time is part of growing up. But putting junior in them same category as tittyfuck and fuckheads (there's fucking too many of them) ain't right. Apologize and kick your bro in the nut.
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12 years ago
Just call them babe. And don't do that pretend stuff with them strippers. They're pretty understanding bout forgetting them names. They're only interested in your fucking money, so they'll dutifully remind you 5-6 times over a span of weeks/months till you get it right, or fucking forget again.
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12 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
Yep, he was one of the good ones. Never did anything memorable when memorable things were happening. Just glued to them bw tv with the rest of them. RIP.
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12 years ago
Nah, if you gotta be places at night, TJ is probably not the best choice. Fuck them strippers and go to Torrey Pines late afternoonish. They usually have walk-ons then so you can play 9+ holes at discounted rate at either course. Then go to one of them massage parlors (there's one by the airport which has good masseuses, no hanky panky shit) and you'll be set for evening activities. If you don't play golf, you're fucked.
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12 years ago
Generally, strip clubs in europe are not like our red and blue titty bars in the States (perhaps them toff country excluded). Many are half-half (stripping + whorehouse), with emphasis on the latter. You can find a few, like one joint in Berlin (a couple of them dancers were actually stripper expatriates from Texas), that strip joint in Amsterdam RLD by them church, and a few others. But they got them other goodies to compensate. Just a tawdry bunch them europe fuckers compared to our clean, upscale locales of entertainment.
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12 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Yea, and if anyone says "I am clean," I'd be especially concerned.
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12 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Been bugging me for a couple of months. My current ATF, she fucking jumped me a couple of months back. Neither of us had latex, she was just gonna do BBBJ (which is plain BJ according to shadowpussy's definition), but when I was absentmindedly looking at them ceiling, she saddles in one swift move and had me pinned. At my age, the back aches and so couldn't offer much resistance. Ever since, we've been barebacking and I doubled her fucking spending allowance. Still conflicted about that whole ordeal.
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12 years ago
@thesamurai: Go easy on them brandy.
Them vincy, dougy, ricki, tittifuck, mikey (and bunch of them are my bastard fucking grandkids, I know, mea fucking culpa) fuckheads are at it again sucking each other's dick. Can't these douche bags get a room somewhere and keep it private? Why do these sissy fucks gotta go on them parades in broad fucking daylight?
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12 years ago
There ain't no throat involved.
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12 years ago
junior: Dougster is your little bastard brother. Be kind to that pimpled fuckhead. Family gotta stick together.
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12 years ago
@samsung1: Sorry to hear your ass got whooped by them fucking apple geeks. You had it coming but still. Long time user of apple shit but hate that fucking company. Hardware's good but them software is almost as shitty as MicroDong. I'm seriously thinking bout switching to them samsung smartphones (all my techies have, a while back) but giving iphone5 a last chance. If them fuckers don't change that tv viewing thingy, time to sell them apple stock.
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
@mjx01: People (yep that includes them friends) talk.
@motorhead: Rene (a sissy name if there ever was one) kinda reminds me of you. Except for the looks dept I suppose.
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12 years ago
Regarding NV whore houses, remember seeing some episodes a few years back about one of them on cable TV. Those girls were fuglies. Not in a million years would I bang any of them, unless I'm piss drunk and my waning eyesight drops to legally blind. As a matter of principle, no self-respecting guy should ever go to them NV whore houses. Should be Webster's definition of "rip-off" if them dictionary fuckers manage to stay in business.
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12 years ago
"I don't understand the concern about banks reporting reporting cash withdrawals over $10K to the IRS. Unless you are doing something illegal witrh the money, why worry. Visiting strip clubs and/or NV whore houses is not illegal."
At 70, probably not. For those 70-, just follow the below $10K rule, to the extent possible, if you're prone to spending wads of benjamins. And don't go overboard with them $5K + $5K withdrawals. They've been checking those for some years now. Use the separate credit card cash advance method and things should be relatively straight and narrow.
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12 years ago
Yeah, SD is no good for strip clubs. The bikini thing could be excused if they put on a good show or something. It's OK for having a beer before catching a plane but nothing more. TJ: visit late at night. As some have remarked, border crossing delay can be a bitch during other hours.
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Stupid question. Even in Descartes time (and they had a bunch of them strip clubs then), he remarked: "He who hides well lives well."
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12 years ago
Stay below $10K (like $9K with them cash transactions) since banks pay attention at that threshold (for transfers and such). Three wads of $3K in benjamins ain't a logistic problem. Also, when you run out of $9K (which it invariably will halfway through), use three credit cards to get daily cash allowance of $1200. Pay them off next day by transferring from your checking account which keeps the cash advance interests at bay. That web thingy is useful for some things. The cash advance fee, you can't do much about. And stay away from them NV brothels.
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12 years ago
microdong sounds awfully small; not even a wad of benjamins is gonna make a difference.
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12 years ago
Who the fuck cares what them toffs do. Fire them security detail!
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12 years ago
That's already been discussed. Then again, could be imagining things.
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12 years ago
Nothing against gays but ain't there them sites for RickWood et al.?
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12 years ago
@rahukkam: hard days are ahead of you.