Comments by tumblingdice (page 31)

You are what's wrong with this fucking world.

JO69,I thought you had a date tonight.

Art,things a little slow on the rig of late?

Fuck it.Give me Johny Carson,Dean Martin,Don Rickles,Rowan and Martin,Phylis Diller,Carol Burnett any day of the week.

"Red Bone"thats racist.Cracker,how many weaves do you have under your bed?

Smack,I don't know whats worse,your tighty whitey pity party or the JS-DS-BS,or even Scat's retro-grade defecation.I've been with a stripper for a long time ,they are morally and mentally bankrupt.Can I lend you my sweater vest.Wouldn't you like to be my neighbor?

Holy homos Batman.

Scat,is she also good at picking lettuce?

Papi,he looks like the pigs that you desire.

Scat,you're up early.what did you do,wet the bed?

Sorry,blue eyed blondes.Sieg Heil.

Yeah,she's a future exe.

Christ,you know it ain't easy.I just phase her out.

Hey Joe,I'll bring the rope.

Lopaw,would you?

Shadows kid Lettuce has a mullet.

Did she have an Adam's apple?

Oh fuck,you've never seen me in action.

Sleeping it off he is.

Oh,thats right,its a Mystery.

Scat,who the fuck would want to wrap their arms around you?

Hey Diva,you ain't living unless you spend a night in the pokey.I spent 30 days in the hole and they never got that half million back.

Q.Why did Barbara Walters use a glass IUD? A.She wanted a womb with a view.

Total Pig farm.

My purple warhead. PS: Randy,go fuck yourself. Thoughts